ZECHS-HOTOHORI CROSSOVER (Chapter 1: The Crossing Begins)
By Lovely-chan
It was the year 195 After Colony, or was somewhere else in Ancient China? The question remained in this man's head.
"Where am I? Why do I see those two places at once? Who am I? Those two names...no, three...five names!! Who am I?"
The man was very disturb with all of it, why people call him Zechs Merquise, Milliardo Peacecraft, Hotohori, Sahitei, and His Highness? Who he really was?
"Is it all a dream? Am I just remembering some past life? If I am...did I lived in another Galaxy, planet or...am I going crazy?"
Koyasu Takehito(Seiyuu/voice actor of Hotohori and Zechs) awake from his dream soaked in sweat.
"I am not doing another animation show ever again! This is getting on my nerves...I cannot believe I mixed up my reality with my characters....perhaps, I would like to be more like them...hummm."
It was year 195 After Colony, the earth and the Space Colonies were in a strong war, each of them wanted to govern over all Space and Earth, but if one of them must rule...the other must be destroyed. OZ was developing an army made of Mobil Suits to attack the Space Colonies and take them under their command, but the Space Colonies were not crossing their hands, they have developed the most advanced Mobil Suits made of Gundanium Alley, a very powerful element that existed only on the colonies. This was their secret weapon...the Gundams.
"Zechs, Zechs...where are you?"- Treize
"Who is speaking? Where does that voice come from?" He looked around confused, and even a little scared. "Where am I? Did I just died? Suzaku, where am I?" Hotohori said concerned.
Hotohori and Zechs were changed by confusion of their seiyuu actor, creating a real chaos in their lives.
Meanwhile, in Ancient China a young girl was found that was said to be the Priestess of Suzaku, the legend said that when the Konan Empire faces destruction a young girl from another world will appear to save the country. This girl must find the seven constellations of their God (Suzaku) and gather the power of the Beast God to save the country.
"Your Highness, are you sure this girl is the Priestess of Suzaku?"- One of his councelors asked.
"The Priestess of Suzaku? What the hell is that? Why am I wearing this clothes?!"-Zechs asked.
"Your majesty! Are you feeling ill? It's too much excitement all that's been going on, I will make the girl come before you and then you should rest."
*Your majesty? I am a king?* "Very well" *I better play along till I found out what's going on.*- Zechs agreed.
"Maybe is an advanced system...this seems very unfamiliar to me, all this buttons and...it seems like I am in the middle of space...should I try moving this thing? How I end up in here?" Hotohori started pushing buttons and moving every thing on the control panel. "WOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!! HOW DO I STOP THIS THING!!!!!!" Hotohori was spinning around out of control. "Suzaku, get me out of here!!!!!" Suddenly a red light surrounded Hotohori and TallGeese...they disappear.
"Your Highness, here they are, the Priestess of Suzaku, and Suzaku star Tamahome."
"Thank you...soldier?" O.o -Zechs
"Soldier? Your majesty, I am just your servant." *He is really acting weird.*
"Right, I knew that! Now go...slave." Zechs demanded. *I don't have a clue how to treat this people!*
*Slave?! His Higness is acting like a real jerk...oh, gomen my emperor...even though you can't hear me.*
"Now...priestess of Suzaku, right?"-Zechs (Looking at Miaka)
"Well...my name is Miaka Yuki, I am just a normal school girl about to take her entrance exams..."- Miaka said confused.
"I was told you are the Suzaku no Miko! Guards! She is an impostor, take her away!" Zechs though the girl knew who she were, but she had no clue.
"No! Please your highness, I am lost!!"-Miaka was taken away while she yelled.
"Your Highness! Please don't hurt Miaka...take me in her place!"-Tamahome said worriedly.
"And who the hell are you?" -Zechs asked looking at him stunned.
"I am Tamahome, one of the Suzaku seven warriors." Tamahome bowed.
"Very well, then maybe you can explain this whole thing to me. What the hell is Suzaku and the Priestess...actually where the hell am I?"-Zechs
"You mean, you don't know? O.o"-Tamahome
"Would I ask if I knew? Answer me, it is an order!"- Zechs
"Yes, your highness...well Suzaku....bla bla bla...that's what the legend says."-Tamahome
"Is Miaka from another world? Because I am...maybe I am the Suzaku no Miko!"-Zechs
"O__________________O WHAT!!!! The Suzaku no Miko must be a girl your highness!"-Tamahome couldn't believe the Emperor's words. *Is he crazy?!*
"That is not fair...if I can make all my dreams come true and return to my world...then the entire Galaxy can belong to me!! The Earth and the Colonies! I must found the seven warriors! No more orders from Treize!"-Zechs
"Humm, your highness, I am sorry to tell you this, but you are one of the Suzaku Seven."-His advisor said calmly.
"I am? Why nobody told me!"
"Look." He gave Zechs the Universe of the Four Gods.
"I can't read this crap! Read it for me!"-Zechs
"Your majesty, your acting very strange today..."-Advisor
"Do as I say!"-Zechs
"Ok...the seven constellations of Suzaku are...Tamahome, Tasuki, Chichiri, Hotohori, Nuriko, Chiriko and Mitsukake...that makes YOU one of them."
"Why, I am Zechs Merquise...or Milliardo Peacecraft."-Zechs
"-_- No...stop fooling around your majesty...you are Hotohori!"-Advisor
"Hotohori??? But...of course, I knew that...I was just joking. " -Zechs
"-_- I though you were mature for your young age...I was wrong."-Advisor
"Whatever...Tamahome! Come with me, we are looking for Miaka...our priestess...!@#$%^&%$$#! I wanted to be the priestess..."-Zechs
*Now this guy is so weird! I didn't know the emperor was crazy...and he is one of us! Sounds bad to me.*-Tamahome
"Zechs Merquise! Finally...face to face..."-Heero Yuy
"Oh, hello...can you tell me how to operate this thing? It is so good to find some help around..."-Hotohori
"What! Are you trying to goof at me! Stop fooling around Zechs, nothing will stop us from fighting"-Heero
"Zechs? Who is Zechs..I am Hotohori emperor of Konan or Sahitei."-Hotohori
"Ha ha so you are very funny today...I don't like jokes, emperor. Now fight!" Heero took his weapon and got prepare for the attack.
"But I only want help! I wanna get out of here!!! Thank you so much Suzaku, you take me from a bad place to a worse place!!! Help!!!" -Hotohori started pushing every button when he saw his oponent getting closer; he was hit.
"Fight! Why aren't you defending yourself? You coward! Fight me!" Heero kept hitting Hotohori's TallGeese without destroying it, trying to make him angry and attack. "Come on!!!"
"There! I got a sword!!! Now you maniac will pay your rudeness to your emperor! AHHHHHH" Hotohori attacked Heero and the fight began.
*He is very good...but he doesn't know how to used the suit...just the sword.* "You are moving too slow! I am gonna kill you!!!"-Heero
Hotohori was avoiding Heero's attacks by luck, every time he try a new thing Heero missed his shot. "I'm with some luck today...but I can't keep up with this maniac."-Hotohori
"Hey! Stop dancing! Fight!"-Heero
"I am testing this thing...can you stop attacking me, I am not in the mood of fighting...specially if I am not in my field."-Hotohori
"Stop blabbering and act like a man! Fight! I am not playing, if you don't defend yourself, I will kill you!"-Heero
"Now...what is this red button for?" Hotohori was about to press the detonation switch, soon his life will come to an end and Zechs will be trapped in Hotohori's place forever as the emperor of Konan.
"Miaka, we need to find the other's, so let's get going...I need you to ask a wish for me...now hurry."-Zechs
"O.o I don't understand."-Miaka
"I tell you all about it on the way."-Tamahome
"Tamahome! You are ok, I though this crazy Emperor killed you!" Miaka hugged Tamahome.
(Blushing) "Miaka! What are you saying!! He is the emperor! He deserves some respect."-Tamahome *Even if she is right*
"Don't worry about Tamahome, I couldn't get rid of such a pretty face."-Zechs wink an eye.
"O.o I...I like girls, you know."-Tamahome
"He is a girl after all!"-Miaka
"I am a man, you little foolish...now behave."-Zechs
@___@ *Yuck! He is nuts if he thinks I will...NO WAY!* -Tamahome
*Is the Emperor sexually confused or what?*-Miaka
"Wait a minute! Where do you think you are going without me! I am also a Suzaku seishi! I won't let you take His Highness away from me!" -Nuriko appeared out of nowhere.
"A girl! I though the warriors where man!"-Zechs
Well...I am a man, but I wanted to marry you so I dressed up like a girl." -Nuriko
"Wakko. Let's get moving, we still need four more."-Zechs
"This is surely an important button, is the only red one. Now take this you moron!"-Hotohri scream, so sure he was blowing Heero away with that. He pushed the button at the same instant Heero was stuck on TallGeese with his weapon and both were blown away.
"He is nuts...he pushed the detonator switch...mission incomplete."-Heero last words.
All Suzaku seven where gathered, Zechs was sitting with all the seishis explaining how the ceremony will be made and begging Miaka to give him his wish.
"No way...I won't give you Earth and whatever else you are talking about."-Miaka
"Space Colonies! Don't you know a thing?"-Zechs
"You know, I don't want Suzaku to think I am crazy like you. No, I won't do it."-Miaka
"I'll take you to a great dinner!"-Zechs
"Ok!"-Miaka
The ceremony to summon Suzaku begin. All the Suzaku seven where surrounding a large fire sending their chi to their Miko, all but Zechs, he didn't know what they were doing.
*Oh well, I'll close my eyes too...everyone else is doing it.*-Zechs
"bla bla bla bla.."-Miaka
Suzaku appeared before Miaka and coupled with her.
"Are you ok Miaka?"-Tamahome
"Yes...by the way Tamahome, Suzaku Seikun is a lot more beautiful than you...I will ask him to marry me ^__^"-Miaka
"What! After all I've been through for you!"-Tamahome
"Don't worry, I will ask Suzaku to give you a mine full of gold"-Miaka
"No way, I don't wanna work to dig it!"-Tamahome
"Ok, so a palace full of jewels and gold"-Miaka
"That's better, with a lot of cute girls ^_~"-Tamahome
"Deal."-Miaka
"Hey don't forget about my wish!"-Zechs
"Don't worry, I got it cover, three wishes...now where is my food?"-Miaka
"Oh yes, it is ready...this way."-Zechs
Miaka eat it all in less than a second. "I feel better now."-Miaka
"Now, my wish."-Zechs
"No, I promised Tamahome...then mine and last yours."-Miaka
"Mine first, I am the emperor!"-Zechs
"Wait your turn, Hotohori!"-Miaka
"Not fair! What about us! We deserve a wish too Miaka!"-Tasuki
"Sorry Tasuki, but I only have three."-Miaka
"Then it must be done by luck...chose numbers!"-Chiriko
"But..."-Miaka
"Ok, Miaka I already chose mine no da! ^_^"-Chichiri
"Me too...if I win, Hotohori-sama will be mine at last! *__*"-Nuriko
"No way! I give you the food!"-Zechs
"That's true..."-Miaka
"Buying wishes is not permitted by law."-Chiriko
"Says who? I am the law, and I allow it."-Zechs
"Ok, he got one wish...two more to go."-Chiriko
"What do you mean two more, just one! Mine is already taken!"-Miaka
"Miaka, what about my money!"-Tamahome
"I want a wish too...I want Choka back."-Mitsukake
"You know what, I am taking all wishes for me!!!"-Miaka
"NOT FAIR!!!!" All yelled.
"Then stop it, I have one wish for me, one for Tamahome and one for Hotohori...now stop fighting."
"I will appreciate it if you call me Zechs."-Zechs
"Ok, Zechs. Darn, he is still with that...Suzaku will laugh at me when I ask your wish. I just hope that doesn't stop him from marrying me. ^__^ "Miaka murmured. "Kai-jin"
"Priestess of Suzaku what is your wish?"-Suzaku Seikun
"I want to marry you."-Miaka
"I can't marry a mortal. Chose another wish."-Suzaku
"Not fair! Ok...I want Zechs to rule the Space Colonies and Earth."-Miaka
"Sorry...but Hotohori died and he can't returned to his world."-Suzaku
"What? Now I am confused...so he is not nuts?...Anyway...can you give Tamahome a palace filled with treasures and beautiful girls?"-Miaka
"Yes I can."-Suzaku made Tamahome's dream come true.
"I am at my palace!!!"-Tamahome run around looking for the money. "Where is my money? Miaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Tamahome
"What's wrong, isn't it pretty?!"-Miaka
"Where is my money?"-Tamahome
"Dunno? Isn't it here?"-Miaka
"NO!"-Tamahome "Did you asked for it?"
"Sure...wait a second. Kai-jin"-Miaka
"My dear Priestess, what is your wish?"-Suzaku
"Not yet...just a question...where is Tamahome's money?"-Miaka
"What money?"-Suzaku
"The one I asked for."-Miaka
"You didn't say a thing about money, you asked for a palace, girls and treasure."-Suzaku
"Exactly, where is the treasure?"-Miaka
"Love is his treasure. If that was all...I am gone."-Suzaku
"Tamahome...I think your treasure is just...love."-Miaka hide her head with her hands, knowing he will be mad.
"LOVE!!!! I want money money money...darn...that sucks...will you stay with me at the palace."-Tamahome
"With all those girls!" Pointing at girls.
"Oh, I'll get rid of them if you stay."-Tamahome
"Tamahome!!!" (HUG)-Miaka
"What about my wish?!"-Zechs
"Oh, Zechs, right?"-Miaka
"Yes."-Zechs
"I got bad news for you...the real Hotohori died in a war, so you are stuck in here. ^__^ "-Miaka
"You are joking, right?"-Zechs
"Nope...Suzaku's words."-Miaka
"Impossible! I couldn't died that easily! That stupid emperor ruin my reputation!!! Do you know who killed me?"-Zechs
"No."-Miaka
"Ask! By the way...can't you ask to revive him and switch us back?"-Zechs
"You are demanding too much...and you are not even the emperor..so stop ordering around!"-Miaka
"What! You do as I say!!!!"-Zechs
"No way...my last two wishes are for me and Tamahome, he he he."-Miaka
"I gave you food, you, you...arrrrggggg"-Zechs
"Stop yelling at Mika!"-Tamahome
"Relax, Tama-boy...now Miaka...ask the God for it!!! Please!"-Zechs
"Beg."-Miaka
"I don't beg! If you don't ask him, I'll..."-Zechs
"I told you to stay away from Miaka!"-Tamahome put his hands together to hurt Zechs.
"NOOOOOO!"-Nuriko get in the middle and save Zechs from Tamahome's blast.
"Nuriko! Please answer me...look what you've done!"-Miaka looked mad at Tamahome.
"Nuriko, forgive me...Mitsukake save him...don't just stay there!"-Tamahome
"Oh...ok."-Mitsukake healed Nuriko.
Nuriko was fine and grabbed Tamahome by his shirt. "Don't even try it again...no one hurt my dear Hoto-chan!"-Nuriko
"Arigato, Nuriko."-Zechs
"Hotohori-sama *___*"-Nuriko
"Ok, I'll ask Suzaku. Tamahome relax!"-Miaka
Miaka asked Suzaku for Zechs wish and agreed.
"You'll go back Zechs! Sayonara!" (Hugs)-Miaka
"No!!! Don't go away Zechy-phoo...I love you!"-Nuriko
"I will cherish you always in my heart...dear friends. Take care Miaka...my love belongs to you Nuriko."-Zechs
All sweat dropped.
"Take me with you!!!"-Nuriko
Zechs disappeared before their eyes and the real Hotohori appeared in his place.
"Hotohori?"-Miaka
"Who the hell are you all...wasn't I dead?"-Hotohori
"Suzaku revive you...and send Zechs back."-Miaka
"Zechs! Where is he, I need to know!"-Hotohori
"He already left. Snif snif."-Nuriko
"Now, what happened to her?"-Hotohori
"You mean him! He is guy no da!"-Chichiri
"He is depressed, because his Zechy-phoo left, he he hehe"-Tasuki
"Well...I still got one wish left...maybe you want it Hotohori."-Miaka
"Save my country."-Hotohori
"From what?"-Miaka
"Destruction!"-Hotohori
"Don't worry holy one, we took care of that already! Who do you think we are?"-Tasuki
"Actually, Zechs help us out. ^_^"-Chiriko
"Yes, he made some kind of bomb and destroy all of the Kuto empire, it was a blast!"-Tasuki
"Fireworks!"-Tamahome
"He was the coolest...and so handsome. His white gorgeous hair..and....bla bla bla..."-Nuriko
"He couldn't have been more beautiful than me!"-Hotohori
"Oh yes he was, yup yup yup."-Nuriko kept nodding.
"I think Hotohori is better looking *___* "-Miaka
"Zechs Zechs Zechs..."-Nuriko
"I think I wanna die again...this place is not like it used to."-Hotohori
"No it's not, Zechs make this country grow with all his knowledge."-Chiriko
"We are constructing a new defense for our country...they are called Gundams no da."-Chichiri
"Gundams?!"-Hotohori
"Look, this is one of the drawings. Cool, huh? He was smarter than me ^__^"-Chiriko
"This...this are those giants! Nooooo!!!!! Take this away from me, stop doing those monsters!!! My peaceful world won't have those demons all over the place!"-Hotohori
"Hey man, what's your problem! I think Zechs was much cooler than him. Miaka, ask for Zechs again!"-Tasuki
"You got it! Kai-jin!"-Miaka
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"-Hotohori
And that was it for today's Hotohori and Zechs Merquise crossover. But...did the war continue between Earth and the Space Colonies? Would Zechs return to Ancient China? Would Hotohori die again? Would Nuriko marry Zechs? Were the Gundams contructed in Ancient China? Those are the questions that still remain.
To be continue...Next Chapter