[singing]

I'm a deatheater, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:

He's a deatheater, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:

I cut down muggles. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have chocolate frogs for tea.

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down muggles. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has chocolate frogs for tea.

He's a deatheater, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:

I cut down muggles. I skip and jump.

I like to press magic flowers.

I put on the lion's clothing

And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down muggles. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press magic flowers.

He puts on the lion's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

He's a deatheater, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:

I cut down muggles. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a huffie (hufflepuff),

Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]

What's this? Wants to be a huffie?! Oh, My!

And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]

He's a deatheater, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a deatheater, and he's okaaaaay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.