Huntress' Diary
Chapter 1
Dear Diary,
Hiya! It's been a long time since I thought about doing a diary. Anyway, where to begin? My husband Ollie is off on a raid again and I'm here at home with my adorable little sister Dinah. She's sleeping now, I just put her down for a nap, but I can hear her snoring
So Ollie and I got married last Christmas, and so far our marriage has been splendid. However, Ollie is being very stubborn about the idea of us having kids. Because Ma wouldn't stop nagging him to knock me up and also since Dinah is in some ways a daughter of mine which may sound creepy because hey, she's my baby sister and sometimes I'm her mommy and I have to help her out in some situations
I can't tell you how many times I stare hungrily at my schoolkids at daycare and nursery school. I really wanna have a little Ollie or little Helena running around. Oh Hera, when will I ever conceive my own child? I guess I'll wish upon a star and pray that I don't get a freaky puppet boy instead. I swear, that movie gives Dinah nightmares every time. She always wakes up screaming about the boys turning into donkeys or the big-ass Moby Dick whale jumping right at her or that incredibly, incredibly annoying cricket.
Anyway, I should probably wrap this up. Dinah's nap is over now, so I gotta go wake her up and get her some lunch. Talk to you soon