Cops: Leonardo, NJ
This show is filmed on location...with the men and women of law inforcemen.
bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna doo whatcha gunna doo when they come for you ,bod boys?
10:00 pm
Officer Harry P. Dick: "Yeah...I been on this force comin up twenty years now....Leonardo's a good town...nuttin more than your occasional drug dealer or crack whore...but we get head from them....so we don't process 'em less paper work you know...as for the WHORES we book 'em....HEY THATS GONNA BE OFF RECORD RIGHT?"
Camera-man: "Uh yeah officer...sure."
Officer Dick: "Yeah boy you'd be flabber gasted 'bout all the cops that are in the closet homo's but i ain't one of 'em 'sides....recieving head from a man ain't homo sex any way."
Dispatch: "1 adam 69, we got a robbery in progress. location....Quick Stop Grocery."
Officer Dick: "On my way."
10:30
Quick Stop Parking lot.
Clerk: Hey.... those bleepin' guys over there have been stealin' BLEEPin' Bleep from the BLEEPin' store.
Officer Dick: "Izzat True."
Perp 1: " BLEEP no!" "This bleepin' bleeps a bleepin lyin ass bleep smoker alwayz tryin to pin bleep on my an' bleepin best bud silent blob."
Perp 2: "............"
Officer Dick: "Ok asshole...un less you wanna go down on me.... im' gonna have to search 'ya and take you down town."
Perp 1: Bleep that bleep. I ain't no bleepin' bleep sucker!"
Perp 2:"....."
Officer Dick:" Allright spread em'"
Perp 2:way to go jay now he'll bleepin' find the bleepin' product
Officer Dick: "well well looks like we got about 100 bucks of prim cut weed here.."
Boy's i'm sure we can find some way to clear these charges....let me have this free and we got a deal."
Perp 1:"All right officer bleep yeah we got us a bleepin' deal.
Perp 2:"......'
Clerk: What the bleep these guys stole bleepin' twinkies and bleep I.....
BLAMMMM
Officer: "This'll be off record right?"
FIN.
This show is filmed on location...with the men and women of law inforcemen.
bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna doo whatcha gunna doo when they come for you ,bod boys?
10:00 pm
Officer Harry P. Dick: "Yeah...I been on this force comin up twenty years now....Leonardo's a good town...nuttin more than your occasional drug dealer or crack whore...but we get head from them....so we don't process 'em less paper work you know...as for the WHORES we book 'em....HEY THATS GONNA BE OFF RECORD RIGHT?"
Camera-man: "Uh yeah officer...sure."
Officer Dick: "Yeah boy you'd be flabber gasted 'bout all the cops that are in the closet homo's but i ain't one of 'em 'sides....recieving head from a man ain't homo sex any way."
Dispatch: "1 adam 69, we got a robbery in progress. location....Quick Stop Grocery."
Officer Dick: "On my way."
10:30
Quick Stop Parking lot.
Clerk: Hey.... those bleepin' guys over there have been stealin' BLEEPin' Bleep from the BLEEPin' store.
Officer Dick: "Izzat True."
Perp 1: " BLEEP no!" "This bleepin' bleeps a bleepin lyin ass bleep smoker alwayz tryin to pin bleep on my an' bleepin best bud silent blob."
Perp 2: "............"
Officer Dick: "Ok asshole...un less you wanna go down on me.... im' gonna have to search 'ya and take you down town."
Perp 1: Bleep that bleep. I ain't no bleepin' bleep sucker!"
Perp 2:"....."
Officer Dick:" Allright spread em'"
Perp 2:way to go jay now he'll bleepin' find the bleepin' product
Officer Dick: "well well looks like we got about 100 bucks of prim cut weed here.."
Boy's i'm sure we can find some way to clear these charges....let me have this free and we got a deal."
Perp 1:"All right officer bleep yeah we got us a bleepin' deal.
Perp 2:"......'
Clerk: What the bleep these guys stole bleepin' twinkies and bleep I.....
BLAMMMM
Officer: "This'll be off record right?"
FIN.