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It was a nice day when Ranma drifted in from a jog he took on the beach during his seaside vacation. Ranma wasn't normally given to waking up early, but somehow the bird calls and warm sunshine seemed inviting, so he had pulled on a pair of shorts and had snuck out of the cabin he and his friends had pooled their money for and rented.
He let himself in by the side door to go and shower and change for the day, he paused when he heard the girls making breakfast in the kitchen and was about to go mooch some food off of them when he heard a strange conversation and paused to listen to it.
"You okay Ukyo?" Shampoo asked the other girl.
"I barely slept a wink last night" she complained. "I'm as horny as hell" she explained and Ranma blushed at this.
"Oh? You must be ovulating" Akane suggested.
"Yeah, it's the right time frame for it" Ukyo replied.
Ranma was joined in the hallway by Kuno, who was still dressed in his night attire of baggy plaid lounge pants and a t-shirt, with a bad case of bed head. He opened his mouth, perhaps to give Ranma morning greetings or to insult him; either way Ranma put his finger to his lips to indicate for him to be silent.
Intrigued, Kuno opted to be silent and listen. "Ovulating is the worst, I get to the point I want to hump anything in pants" he heard his own sister say and both boys blushed.
"Did you try masturbating?" Akane asked her.
"Yes both internal and externally with my fingers and nothing worked" Ukyo bitched.
Ryoga was wondering why the two boys were lingering in the hallway and was about to ask them, when he heard the bit about Akane suggesting masturbation and was struck dumb as the other two and they all blushed.
"Perhaps you need a sex toy? I have a nice long, thin plastic vibrator that always does it for me. Not to be gross, but I'll lend it to you if you want. I can put it in the dishwasher with the breakfast dishes and it will be nice and sterile for this evening. Or my brother has this handheld shoulder massager that I borrow for the worst of times when I really need to get off, it has the most intriguing little bumps on it. I can sneak into his room and see if he packed it," Kodachi volunteered, the other two boy's glances flew to Kuno, who looked ill at the idea of his sister doing any of that.
"Vibration does nothing for me" Ukyo said with a moan.
"How about using a handheld showerhead? I put my legs up, slap that baby between them, put it on pulse and ride it to the rockets' red glare" Akane said and everyone giggled at this.
"What's going on?" Mousse asked the three other blushing boys and was surprised when Ryoga slapped a hand over his mouth.
"I tried it; it didn't work" Ukyo said. "Nothing seems to be working" she growled in frustration
"You should try Mousse tonight" Shampoo suggested and Moussse was suddenly under scrutiny by all three boys.
"What can he do?" Ukyo asked her.
"He has the most marvelous hands" Kodachi explained and Kuno flinched at this and rounded on Mousse, glaring at him accusingly.
"Yes, I highly recommend him" Akane agreed and now it was all three boys glaring at him.
"He wouldn't mind?" Ukyo asked Shampoo.
"He loves to touch women and had no problem taking care of Kodachi or Akane when I've asked him before; I'll ask him for you later" Shampoo assured her.
"Oh, that would be great" Ukyo said. "Cause I'm so needy that I'm ready to strip myself naked, cover myself in whipped cream and offer myself as dessert to any of the guys" she declared, not realizing she had just caused four simultaneous nosebleeds with that one statement.
Mousse glared at them all when he was frogmarched outside by the nose bleeding males. "What the hell have you been doing to the girls...and my sister?" Kuno demanded.
"And Akane" Ranma added in a threatening voice.
"I have massage techniques that help girls sleep. It's all perfectly harmless" Mousse assured them. "I only did it on the other girls as a favour to Shampoo because she felt sorry for them."
"Oh back rubs and stuff like that?" Ryoga asked him.
"Precisely" Mousse explained. "Now can we go have breakfast?"
"Okay but we shall never, ever mention to the girls that we heard them talking about...you know" Ryoga said with a shudder.
"Oh you can count on me for that and after breakfast, I have a shoulder massager to throw out. That thing is never touching my body again" Kuno said with a disgusted look on his face.
Ranma however found himself examining Mousse with interest.
Ranma was hovering outside of Ukyo's room later that night and blushed at how she moaned as the Amazon male massaged her and as soon as Mousse exited her room, Ranma intercepted him.
"Hi Ranma. What do you want?" Mousse asked him.
"I was wondering if you would do me a favour and massage me too?" Ranma asked him almost desperately.
Mousse's mouth opened and closed in shock. "I just massage women and only as a favour to Shampoo, as I already explained to you" he replied.
""I'm sure she would approve. I can change into a woman," he offered. "Please, I'm so sore and badly need a good massage" Ranma practically begged him.
Mousse frowned at this, "I don't like the idea of touching you in either form" he stressed.
"I'll do anything" Ranma begged.
"You'll convince Shampoo to go on a date with me?" he demanded.
"I'll make it happen" Ranma assured him.
"Okay but don't tell any of the guys about this. Go splash yourself with cold water and meet me in your room" Mousse commanded him.
Mousse didn't say anything when the buxom redhead slipped into her room wearing her boxers and a towel.
"How do you want me?" she asked him.
"Well first take off your boxers and lie on your front and when I say to turn over; turn over. I can get you a towel if you're worried about your modesty as a female" Mousse offered her.
"I have no modesty as a girl" Ranma said with a giggle, pushing them off of her and kicking them away.
"Okay lay facedown on your bed" Mousse ordered her and she sighed as he did a long, lingering massage on her back and then started down her waist, but frowned when he continued on her full pert bottom and all the way down to the soles of her feet until she was a limp as a noodle. Finally Ranma was turned over and frowned when Mousse's fingers massaged her breasts, wondering at the strange contact until his caressing fingers started feeling good as he toyed with her taut nipples and Ranma relaxed and closed her eyes but they flew open when she felt soft hair pool against her thighs and Mousse's tongue quested into her virgin sex.
"What the hell you think you're doing?" she demanded but he just ignored her as he sought and found her clit and two long, slim fingers slipped inside her to stroke her fun zones until Ranma melted at the sensation, a victim of discovering the pleasures of her female body for the first time. Her heart was racing almost triple speed as Mousse expertly worked her from inside and outside until she was dripping wet and her belly tight with desire as she rode the waves towards her happy finish.
No amount of Mousse's shushing seemed to silence the vocal redhead as her hands fisted into his long hair, as if demanding he continue his hot oral caresses as her hips rose and fell to meet them. Mousse finally draped her legs over his shoulders and held her bottom up to encourage her to open wider and hopefully, get her off sooner, in case the other guys came in and discovered what was suddenly making him so popular with the ladies. He alternated between nibbling on her clit itself and lashing his tongue on it until she came with a loud wail.
"There you go" Mousse said, leaning back from her.
"What the hell was that?" she asked in a dreamy sounding voice.
"You just came. Isn't that you wanted me to do?" Mousse asked her.
Ranma looked stricken at the idea that a male had done that to her "I wanted a massage is all. Oh I feel so dirty" Ranma wailed.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood" Mousse said, feeling bad and sitting down beside her on the bed and placing his hands on her shivering shoulders.
"I've never had anyone touch me sexually as a male or female" Ranma said, feeling upset.
"Hey, my fault. I thought you wanted what all the other girls did" Mousse explained.
"Why would they need this?" Ranma asked, intrigued at the idea.
"Women have sexual needs too and have fewer outlets available to them. What I offer them, is harmless fun that won't interfere with their hymens" Mousse explained to her.
"So Akane likes this too?" Ranma asked him.
"She loves it" Mousse assured him.
"In that case, you need to teach me your techniques" Ranma said with resolve in her voice as she fought down her revulsion at the idea. "I'll do it for Akane" she announced.
"But I don't have another girl here to demonstrate on" Mousse pointed out.
"Get busy and show me everything" Ranma insisted.
"But, you're a guy" Mousse inisted as Ranma pulled him on top of her again.
"I am but I freely give you my female body to demonstrate on. Do with it as you will," she insisted.
"Okay" Mousse said and both martial artist blushed as their bodies touched and Mousse leaned as far away from Ranma as possible. But they had to maintain contact as Mousse explained about various positions and Ranma learned how great it felt to be eaten out from various angles until she was soaking wet. She especially liked it when she straddled his face.
"So when a girl straddles you, she takes this position?" Ranma asked as she scooted down him abruptly and dropped herself on top of him, just when he had pulled his pants down to arrange his hard penis so it wasn't brushing uncomfortably against a seam of his sleep pants.
"Ranma...careful, ohhhhh" Mousse cried out half in ecstasy and half in shock as he still held his impaled tool upright between his fingers.
"Mousse is that your...inside of me?" Ranma asked, frozen in place when she realized that a large object had breached her.
"Ummmmm, yeah" Mousse said, also still frozen in shock.
"Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeee" Ranma screamed.
THE NEXT DAY
"How dare you touch my Pigtailed Girl!" Kuno raged at Mousse.
"Where did that redheaded harridan come from anyway? Did you invited her brother dear?" Kodachi demanded.
"This is hardly my fault" Mousse insisted, his face as red as a beet "It's Ranma's" he insisted, pointing at him.
"A male was inside me" he sobbed to the fiancées who held him.
"How come I didn't get any of that?" Ukyo demanded of Mousse.
"I guess Mousse prefers redheads? Or Ranma?" Ryoga happily suggested and Mousse glared at him.
"Naughty Mousse, I no know you like Airen too" Shampoo chided him. "Perhaps once Ranma and I married, we arrange for you to become engaged to her female side so you can continue have sex with her?"
"I have no interest in Ranma" Mousse insisted flatly.
"What does Ranma have anything to do with you sleeping with my girlfriend?" Kuno demanded of Mousse.
"I'm not your girlfriend" Ranma insisted and then both he and Mousse happened to glance at each other and they both blushed and looked away.
"As if I would ever want to date you" Kuno said with a sneer.
"You have to admit that Mousse's pretty good, though I certainly never went that far with him" Akane said. "However if you're bisexual, go right ahead. I have no trouble with that."
"I don't either" Shampoo agreed.
"Nor myself" Ukyo said
"If it's true that you enjoy sexual experimentation with men. Experiment how you will until we're married, sweetums. Who do you want to want to experiment with next; my brother? Ryoga?" Kodachi encouraged Ranma.
"Hey" Ryoga objected.
"Do not cast me in your sick fantasies" Kuno insisted. "This body was built for the pleasure of women alone," he added and wondered why Mousse and Ryoga snickered at this. "But know this Mousse; if my Pigtailed Girl wants to sexually experiment to learn how to best pleasure me. It shall only be with me" Kuno threatened him.
"I don't have a problem with that" Mousse said in a sing song voice.
"I'm think I'm going to be sick" Ranma said, looking noticeably green around the gills.
THE END