Day 1

This is the men's room.

This is definitely the men's room

Then, why the hell are you here sensei?

"The women's room was closed for cleaning and I thought I could sneak in"

Alright. This is an awkward situation, but things will work out for the best. They always do. I'll just try the lock and get out of here.

Great, the lock is broken. And now the swimming class is coming in. I'm stuck here with her for a while. I can see everything. This is going to make class awkward for days.

Day 2

I thought I could skip class in the nurse's office. It's normally pretty empty around this time

"Why the hell are you here sensei?"

"I have a cold and thought I could sleep it off in here, but my fever is rising."

"Is there any medicine you could take for it? I'll check the first aid kit"

Well, the only medicine in the first aid kit is a suppository. Are you kidding me? Suppositories don't even work for colds.

"Did you find anything?"

This is going to make class awkward for days.

Day 23

We're on our class trip. I've run into sensei awkwardly for days now, but this is a chance to get away. After all, I'm in the men's bath. There's no way she can follow me in here.

What the hell are you doing here, sensei?

"The women's bath is closed and this is the next best option"

Oh no, here come the other guys. I have to think of something quick.

"Do you have a woman in there with you?"

"No, no, this is just my sillecon doll. I couldn't bear to be without it"

"You're really something. Mind if I look at it"

Bear with me sensei. They shouldn't get too close.

I can't wait until I move out of this class

Day 432

I should have graduated months ago. Something is definitely up. I've been running into sensei in sexual situations every day for over a year now, and the thing is, they're repeating. I haven't quite got the schedule down, but it's getting to the point where I can. I don't know what I did to piss off God, but I have to make it right.

"Why the hell are you here, sensei", I say the line as rote as can be. We get through the initial awkwardness, and then I tell her what's been going on.

I have an idea as to how to appease God.

We have to sacrifice our classmates. They aren't real. They exist only to create this situation that we're in.

Sensei calls Masuzaka, Hitobashi and Midori to the staff room. They're the weakest in our class, so they should be easy to overpower. Sensei prepares the altar, and I sharpen the knife. I don't want to kill my classmates, but I will do anything to break this cycle. Sensei lays them down on the table, and I bring the knife to their throats. The blood collects in a bowl and I present it. "OH LORD I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DID TO DISPLEASE YOU, BUT PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SACRIFCE. PLEASE FORGIVE YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DID!

Day 433

It didn't work. The students we sacrificed were back in the classroom, and I'm back in the bathroom with sensei. I don't know how to fix this anymore.

Day ?

It's the 3rd of the month. It's going to be the bathroom again."Why the hell are you here sensei?" I say as if I didn't know the answer, the words like ash in my mouth. I don't know why we're here, or what I did, but I do know one thing: It will be like this every day, for all eternity. Embarassing. Awkward. I'm not even sure if sensei is real at this point, or if she, like everything else only exists to torment me. Nietzsche was wrong. God isn't dead. He is very much alive, and I am his plaything.