Disclaimer: I don't own YGO. Darn. And I don't own the song.

Author's Note: Heh. This turned out well, I think. It's to the tune of This Land is Your Land. But it's about our favorite ancient thief, Bakura!

This land is your land,
this land is my land,
from Egypt City,
to New Kenya.

I am the King...
the mighty Thief King!
I shall laugh at you
then spill your blood.

I like to steal stuff
that's made of gold.
Do you like my bling-bling?
It was the Pharaoh's!

My Ring's the coolest;
I can posses things,
like little mice
and random people.

That stupid Pharaoh,
he must pay
for all the things...
he's done to me!
I shall duel him
and I shall win...
My Diabundo,
I love him so!

That Priest Seto...
Oh he's so fine,
if only...
He had some hair!

I'm a tough guy;
I can pick locks
and growl at people.

My band of thieves
cannot be beat.
I love them all,
even the ones I eat.

Mahaado
is wicked awesome,
even though
he is deceased.

Kisara
is such a freak.
Ghosts should not
stay at the palace.

I can read,
and I can write
in hirogliphics
I'm so much better
than all the rest.

I sound like Kaiba,
so curse his name,
even though
Mokuba's hott.

I like to play games
with the people
I love...
to steal stuff from!

Sometimes I got caught,
well, actually,
I got caught
a lot of times.

But I did
have lots of friends
that helped me out...
in times of need.

Oh shit,
I sound like Téa.
I think I've had
too much to drink.

What else is in here?
I know
it's not just beer.

I am the King...
the mighty Thief King
I shall laugh at you,
then spill your blood.

This land is your land,
this land is my land,
from Pharaoh's Palace
to the Nile River...

END