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(A tall, muscular figure walks into a building where the villains are meeting. The voices of the villains can be heard echoing down the hall.)
Drakken: This is getting to be ridiculous! Every single time one of us tries to do something, that blasted Kim Possible manages to spoil our plans.
Other villains: Hear hear!!
Shego: We should send someone to destroy her!
SSS: We've tried that before, but she always manages to repel what we send!
Jackie: So, why don't we send someone she wouldn't expect.
(The figure steps from the shadows into the room, and it is revealed that it is Professor Ratigan.)
Ratigan: So, it seems you've had troubles with heroes foiling your evil plans as well. Well, I want to know about this "Kim Possible". So, tell me, what is she like?
(Everyone stares at him a moment, then they conferr with each other.)
Shego: See him? He's the one we could send after Kim Possible!
Drakken: Yes, but how to get him to go after her?
(Drakken and other villains turn back to where Ratigan is standing.)
Ratigan: So, are you going to tell me about Kim Possible or not?!
Drakken: Yes, well. She is a top notch hero, who has defeated us rigorously-
Shego: A skilled fighter-
SSS: Quite intelligent-
SSJ (far-off voice): Beautiful, too.
Jackie: A regular femme fatale, as the term would put it.
Drakken: We have come close, but we have never defeated her. However, we were wondering-
Ratigan: You were wondering if I was up to the challenge of defeating her?
Drakken: Yes! But, how'd you know?!
Ratigan: You said it yourself. This Kim Possible character always defeats you, and you obviously were wondering if I would experience the same fate as you have. Well, I'll take the challenge if you go up against Basil of Baker Street.
Drakken: But I-we-(Shego clamps her hand over Drakken's mouth)
Shego: We accept your challenge. (to Drakken, whispering) If we don't accept his challenge, he won't accept ours. Who knows? Maybe this "Basil of Baker Street" will be child's play, compared to Kim.
Ratigan: I assure you, he's not. (Villains start looking at each other nervously) Very well, then. I'll be back with my results and to hear yours. (under breath while leaving) And to see if you rats were telling the truth or not about this Kim Possible.
(to be continued)
(A tall, muscular figure walks into a building where the villains are meeting. The voices of the villains can be heard echoing down the hall.)
Drakken: This is getting to be ridiculous! Every single time one of us tries to do something, that blasted Kim Possible manages to spoil our plans.
Other villains: Hear hear!!
Shego: We should send someone to destroy her!
SSS: We've tried that before, but she always manages to repel what we send!
Jackie: So, why don't we send someone she wouldn't expect.
(The figure steps from the shadows into the room, and it is revealed that it is Professor Ratigan.)
Ratigan: So, it seems you've had troubles with heroes foiling your evil plans as well. Well, I want to know about this "Kim Possible". So, tell me, what is she like?
(Everyone stares at him a moment, then they conferr with each other.)
Shego: See him? He's the one we could send after Kim Possible!
Drakken: Yes, but how to get him to go after her?
(Drakken and other villains turn back to where Ratigan is standing.)
Ratigan: So, are you going to tell me about Kim Possible or not?!
Drakken: Yes, well. She is a top notch hero, who has defeated us rigorously-
Shego: A skilled fighter-
SSS: Quite intelligent-
SSJ (far-off voice): Beautiful, too.
Jackie: A regular femme fatale, as the term would put it.
Drakken: We have come close, but we have never defeated her. However, we were wondering-
Ratigan: You were wondering if I was up to the challenge of defeating her?
Drakken: Yes! But, how'd you know?!
Ratigan: You said it yourself. This Kim Possible character always defeats you, and you obviously were wondering if I would experience the same fate as you have. Well, I'll take the challenge if you go up against Basil of Baker Street.
Drakken: But I-we-(Shego clamps her hand over Drakken's mouth)
Shego: We accept your challenge. (to Drakken, whispering) If we don't accept his challenge, he won't accept ours. Who knows? Maybe this "Basil of Baker Street" will be child's play, compared to Kim.
Ratigan: I assure you, he's not. (Villains start looking at each other nervously) Very well, then. I'll be back with my results and to hear yours. (under breath while leaving) And to see if you rats were telling the truth or not about this Kim Possible.
(to be continued)