Rock, paper, scissors… :D (AKA: The Bet)

Link was fast asleep until his stomach woke him up. Link was hungry. The boy sighed and got out of bed. He walked over to his wooden wardrobe and changed into his green tunic, and green hat. He slipped on his dark brown boots, and the gloves that matched.

The blond haired Hylian walked down the hallway towards the kitchen. Smash mansion was really big. Most people get lost, fortunately for Link he new his way around.

Link looked at the clock on the wall and saw that breakfast was almost over, so he stared to run. (Ha ha random clock ;D)

Link ran fast as he turned the corner, so he accidently ran right into the person on the other side.

"Oof!" they both yelped as they fell to the ground.

"Oh, I'm sorry…" Link said rubbing his forehead.

"You bumped into me Link." The other teenager growled.

"Oh, it's just you Ike!" Link cheerfully squeaked. The pointed eared boy reached out his hand to help Ike up.

Ike smacked the hand out of his way, and helped himself up. "I'm sorry Ike, I was heading for the kitchen to get something to eat…and…" Link pouted.

"You ran into me." Ike gave Link the evil eye. Link got scared and backed away.

"I said I was sorry Ike…" Link said trembling. He doesn't like facing Ike during the tournaments, nobody does because they all know how competitive Ike gets, and it scares them all. Nobody wants to pick a fight with Ike.

"Well Link, sorry don't cut it." Ike's right hand curled up, forming a fist. Link put his up shield to cover himself from Ike.

Ike lifted the fist and pointed it at Link. "We're going to settle this like men."

Link nodded.

"Ah…but it won't be as fun unless…" Ike paused.

"Unless…" Link repeated.

"We make a bet." Ike stared at Link.

Link blushed.

"Ok then, what do you want?" He asked as his face slowly went back from crimson red, to his normal tan color.

Ike snickered. Link could see the evil smile forming on the blue haired devil's face.

"To touch you inappropriately." Ike hissed.

"W-What?!" Link jumped back, blushing red once again.

"Ha, ha, just kidding." Ike said laughing to death.

"T-Then what do you want?" Link said as his blush was disappearing again.

"Well, you go first. Tell me what you want if you win." Ike glared at Link.

"Ok, well I want you too…" Link paused, he was thinking of something embarrassing for Ike to do, "…wear a bunny costume, and go up to Marth and start to make out with him in from of everybody." Link said laughing.

"For reals?" Ike asked.

Link sharply nodded.

"Fine, then I want you too… dress up as a kitty cat and wear a maids dress." Ike said imagining Link as a cat maid.

"Whaaat?!" Link yelled.

"Wait I wasn't done yet!" Ike screamed.

'Oh great, there's more?' Link thought and stared at Ike.

"I want you to say nya~ in every sentence, and to help do chores around the mansion. Oh, and you have to be the kitty maid for five whole days." Ike shrieked with glee.

'Did he just think this up, or was this planned?' Link though.

He twitched. "Ok, I guess that's fair…" Link growled.

"Ok, let's get this over with now!" Ike yelled.

Link drew his sword, and was just about to slash at Ike when Ike said something, "I thought we were going to settle this as men."

"We are, aren't we?" Link asked confused now.

"Oh Link when I mean men, I mean… rock paper scissors!" Ike cheered.

"Oh, men settle things with rock paper scissors now. Strange." Link said and put his sword away.

"Rock! Paper! Scissors!" the both screamed.

"Yay, I won!" Ike screamed and tossed his hands up in the air.

"Aaaaaw, now I have to be a kitty cat maid." Link pouted.

"Yes! I get to see Link in the sexy maid outfit."Ike cried to himself.

"What was that?" Link said

"Ah, nothing…nothing at all Link. Heh, Heh, Heh." Ike nervously said.

Link had forgotten about how hungry he was…until his stomach growled like a lion. He blushed and everyone who was walking by was staring.

"Link…are you hungry?" Ike asked.

"Yeah, how bout' we go down to the kitchen." Link said shyly then, without waiting for a response, Link grabbed Ike's arm and ran down to Link kitchen.

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