an: dis iz ze pl00t ; r3n end n00ra wals thro swamp end c SHREK. den SHREK get head forgm N)RIA end r3n wanks 2 20 m1le gr33n cook. pls n0 hte on g00d story only gve p0stive r3views thx bb
H8rs gon h8t. End pot8res gon pot8.
R3n end n0ra are walked thru de drk 4est wen sudden turn 2 swamp. sudden the c SHREK.. He sai: WHAT R YA D0IN IN MA SWAMP!?
N0ra be lik yo r3n i canz tslk SHREK and sais to SHREK n1ce bummmm were yo fr0m bbg? WHHAAA WHHAAAA WHAAAT ARE YA DOIN IN MA SWAAAAAAAMP? talk SHREK. us want 2 fnid u hawt stuffff talk n0ra as unbootin shurt. SHREK pantz srtat blge. v blge. SHREK pant r1p in2 billllllllllllllion pisses. 0ut cumms 20 m1le gr33n ARE YA DOIN IN MA SWAMP whisperz SHREK az n0ra suk d1k. she chokee an end op b1ting SHREK en0rm0us coook. SHREK ye11z WWWWHAATTERE YE BITING IN ME SWAMP den r3n immedetielay strat wank 2 SHREKs b0lbous 20 m1le l0n gr33n cokadoodle doo m1nus 1 b1te. 2 secoz l8er r3n cumms in swamp. SHREK y311s FIST WHATRE YA DOIN 2 ME SWAMP and pr0c33ds to in3rt his mass1ve fist 1n r3ns anoos. Th3n n0ra wa1ks in2 r3ns massively enlarged anoos end 3ats h1m 1nside 0uts. shrek cums in n0ra mooth end hir head splodes froom exploson. den SHREK cumms agin and out cumms n0ra and r3n. den SHREK 3ats dem end say WHYD U FUCK WIT ME SWAMP!
ZE END