A/N Still don't know why i wrote this or the other one but people seem to find them funny so enjoy and review!

Disclaimer:I own none of the Twilight characters or Robert Patterson

1. he runs around with a bunch of half naked guys

2.Hot half naked guys

3. He doesn't love Bella… he loves Edward!

4. He is helping Aro cheat on Edward.

5. When he was little he let his sisters play dress up on him

6. He and Quill have tea parties with Claire

7. Because Edward and Emmett won't let them join there tea parties

8. He has not been fixed

9. He sings 'I kissed a guy and I liked it'

10. He has wet dreams of Edward

11. and Aro

12. and Robert Patterson

13. and- ok never mind

14. he stalks Edward

15. While Edward stalks Mike Newton

16. While Mike stalks Bella

17. While Bella looks for all of the gay people in her life that she never realized are gay

18. He's too good looking to be strait

19. He saw Jessica Stanly naked [that would turn any one gay]

20. He likes it doggy style [A/N I have no idea so don't ask]

21. He wishes he could sparkle