The Chronicles Of Minato Namikaze
minato was a lazy young ninja who enjoyed playing practical jokes on his teachers and pissing in they're coffee. he was a fairly good ninja and he was getting put in a squad today but for now he was in the land of dreams, dreaming about kicking the ass of his rival hiroshi Morioka. he hated this man as much as he hated people who butcher the English language by saying things like "i will punch your face in the face" "beep beep beep" went the clock next to his bed "uh i have a headache i think i can bunk off school just for today he he" he said but then he remembered today was the day "oh yeah today i become a ninja. yeah!". as he walked into class he saw hiroshi and remembered his dream but mistook it for reality and said "hey hiroshi, hows your ass?" "what" said hiroshi " after i gave it to ya last night is it still sore?" he said not realizing how it sounded as everyone laughed "oh yeah that was a dream" he said in an embarrassed tone "hey! what you dream of is your business so leave me out of your perverted dreams!" shouted hiroshi in an embarrassed but angry tone "hey whatever your thinking ain't gay so stay away from me you jackass" shouted minato in an insulted voice. "Hey you two settle down I'm going to announce your groups" minato wasn't listening until he heard "minito,hiroshi and our newest student Kushina uzumacki are in the same group" minato had never really spoke to kushina but she had a killer rack so he didn't care but he didn't want to be in the same group as hiroshibut he was excited to get to kick his ass in sparring matches so he settled down. "your jounin sensei's will be here any minute so just wait for them". as each group left one by one with they're sensei's minato was getting angrier and angrier so he pissed in a bucket and put it in-between the door so his sensei would be covered in it but the white haired sensei came through the window and said "hey guys" with a grin and the surprise caused minato to jump back and he bumped into the door and before he knew it he was drenched in the juice he made himself and he was not happy "well you stink of piss so here's the deal get a shower and come to the training ground at about noonish bye piss stain, huge rack and serious face" and on that note jirya jumped back out the window.
"uh I'm at the training ground and i still stink of piss. where the hell is that prick jirya sensei anyway?" minato said angrily as his group and his sensei came round the corner all with ice cream and it made minato mad. "where the hell were you guys and how come im the only one without ice cream" minato said with a scowl "well we got here early and you weren't here so we went for ice cream" said jirya innocently "yeah its not our fault you weren't here" said hiroshiin a smug tone. "where were you minato?" said a curious kushina "i was cleaning the smell of piss off me because some jackass jounin scared me!" shouted a very angry minato, well you shouldn't have pissed in the bucket then" said a very happy jirya as he laughed at his new student "any way lets get this on the road grab these bells and you pass there are three bells and if you get one before you pass out from pain you pass but those who don't will be sent back to the academy, now start!" shouted jirya. "hey is this what i was supposed to get? said minato as he was shaking a bell "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! how did you get that? shouted a shocked jirya "you dropped it on the floor along with the other so i gave them to the other guys too". said a very smug minato "he actually done something useful" said a surprised hiroshi "well i guess you pass" said a disappointed jirya "lets all go out for a bite" said jirya. as the new ninja's were eating in ichiraku ramen they noticed jirya had slipped away leaving them to pay the bill so they all had to clean the dishes, "arrhhhh i hate sensei for this.
the next day minato was lying in his bed and as he turned he saw jirya sensei in his house looking at him. "AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed a scared minato oh i didn't mean to scare you he he" said a chuckling "why are you in my room?" said a puzzled minato "well i came to apologize for leaving so soon yesterday i had to do some research on erm my book" said jirya "yeah research on big racked girls" said a very hostile minato. as jirya and minato were walking down the street they bumped into an old friend of jirya's, minato only knew him as the white fang! "hello white hair hows it goin?" said a joking jirya "you say i have white hair look at you, you were going grey when you were a kid he he, whose the kid?" said konoha's white fang "he's my new pupil, i have high hopes for him" whispered jirya "well i got to go im on a mission in one hour, cya" and with that the white fang disappeared in a puff of smoke "well that was wierd" said a disrespectful minato. "by the way we have a mission today" said jirya "what is it sensei" said minato "well i managed to pull some strings and got us a c rank mission we have to track down a ninja who needs to be took down, his name is hiraiko. the dark sand storm.
to be continued...