Don't own Naruto
"Please Sasucakes!!! I swear!!! It really looks like a chickens ass!!!"
"Hm."
"I promise it'll look awesome!!"
"...Fine. Only a trim though."
So, Sasuke Uchiha, let his fiancé, Momo, cut his ebony locks that afternoon. Little did he know, anyone who knew Momo wouldn't, in their life, let her near their neck with a pair of scissors.
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"Almost done, Sasu-chan!!"
"Are you sure you're ok? It feels a little breezy back there..."
"Mmmmmmhmmmm...It looks great! And now...perfect!"
Chunks were missing in random places and you could even see some bald spots on some areas...poor Sasu-chan...
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After the "hair-cut"- if you could even call it that- The lovely couple went for a walk around Konoha.
"Oh my Kami... This is so hilarious!"
"Yeah! I can't believe Sasuke would let her do that..."
After hearing the comments, Momo decided she needed to fix things- and fast...!
"Sasucakes, um...you wait here. Right, right, here. While I get umm...RAMEN!!! -Yeah... That works!- Yeah...Naruto and Kymi-chan are coming over to celebrate our...Uhhh...fiancée-ness..."
Then Sasuke cut her off, "Fiancée-ness, Momo?" He asked while raising an ebony eyebrow.
"YES! And you know how Naruto likes his ramen, and so does his girlfriend...and I also need some...'Lady things' and... "
"You go on ahead...I'll wait here" finished Sasuke before plopping down on the nearest bench, but Sasuke didn't catch the last thing she said before leaving...
"And some Spray-On Hair-in-a-Can."
OMAKE
"Momo...are you sure this matches?"
"Awww crap... I think I accidentally got the...blonde hair in a can..."
Sasuke's Note to self: Never Let Momo cut my hair...ever again.
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