A/N: I just thought this up after watching some show on TV the other day. I think it's pretty funny, but that could just be me. :p It's one of those stories that just dialogue, but I hope you like it!
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"Tim? Tim? Tim?!"
"Hum- what? Mia? What's wrong?"
"I'm hungry."
"Mia it's- it's only 3 in the morning! How can you be hungry?!"
"I'm eating for two now; I gotta eat whenever the baby wants to eat."
"... OK. What do you want?"
"Ice cream with chocolate fudge sauce and some strawberries and pretzels and chocolate, lots of chocolate, and-"
"Mia. We don't have all that food. What do you want me to do? Go to the store?"
"... Good guess genius. Now hurry up, I'm half starved."
"No way, Mia. I'm sure we have ice cream but I don't know-"
"But Tim! I've got a craving for more then just ice cream! I need more food!"
"Mia come on- no stay in bed- Mia where are you going?"
"Well if you aren't going to get me food, I'll get it myself... Help me up."
"No, just lay back down and I'll go see what we have. Mia!"
"No, I'll get it myself. I don't need you to wait on me all the time. Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm incapable of getting things on my own."
"Mia... Come on, angel. I'll get you something, just come back to bed- what are you crying for?"
"You won't let me get my own food! You think I can't do things on my own!"
"No Mia I- come on baby, don't cry. Listen, how about this, I'll come with you to see what you want to eat. OK?"
"... OK."
"Great, now lets go see what you want to eat, that way I can get back to sleep."
"Pass me that ice cream."
"... You're not planning to- never mind, dumb question."
"Yea, dumb question. Of course I'm going to eat the ice cream right from the container. Oh! Pass me that dip."
"... It's dill pickle chip dip..."
"... So? Your point is? Pass it too me."
"I don't know how you eat that- what?! The ketchup too! Oh come on Mia! That's kind of disgusting!"
"How do you know?! You've never even tried it before. Come here, try some."
"... Umm, I think I'll pass."
"That's probably just as well, cause I'd hate to share any with you anyways."
"Man, I'd really hate to have all your cravings. I thought we went through enough food before you got pregnant."
"We did go through enough food before I was pregnant. We're going through, like, double the amount of food we did."
"Then you know what you need to do? Stop craving so much food."
"It's not my fault. Blame the baby, he or she's the one who's constantly craving all these amazingly delicious food... You sure you don't want any?"
"... I will definitely pass."
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