AN: For anyone who has ever had one of these, I hope you enjoy. And for those who haven't, I pray your good fortune continues!
I don't own Naruto, Kishimoto does. Stop rubbing it in!
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Shikamaru walked downstairs from his study thinking that somebody was knocking on the door. As trouble-some as answering the door was, he was still compelled to get up and leave his books. If he was late for another summons, there was no telling what the Hokage would do to him.
Needless to say, he was a bit shocked to find Temari banging her head against the kitchen wall.
"What are doing?!" He asked, scared that she might have actually lost her mind this time.
"Writers block…" She mumbled.
"Writers… Is that all? I thought you liked to draw. You were complaining about a artist's block two days ago, and now you're a writer?"
She glared at him. "No. I've always done both. But the block never truly leaves, it just switches back and forth between them." She muttered crossly, banging her head against the wall once more.
Shikamaru sighed, and rubbed his temples. "Then why don't you draw something? If you're over your art block, then you should-"
"I don't want to. I want to write." *thump* "With art you can go look at other peoples work, but if you have writers block, you can read all day and not get a single idea!" She growled as she banged her head against the wall again and again.
He reached over and grabbed her shoulders, hauling her back from the wall. "Your going to break down my house if you keep this up!"
Her eyes widened, lighting up with an almost unnatural glow. "Break the house down?"
"Yeah, and then I'll have to make repairs, and have the guys come in and help me replace the wall and-"
"THAT'S IT!!!" She yelled, jumping to her feet. Grabbing Shikamaru, she planted a quick kiss on his cheek and ran off, leaving the very confused chuunin behind. "Thanks Shika! You really are a genius!!"
He stared after her, wondering what had just happened (or more specifically, what he had just inspired) before deciding that it was too trouble-some and that he would probably find out later.
"Trouble-some woman, and her stupid writers block. Next time she can just suffer on her own instead of making the rest of us all confused as hell…."
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AN: *Snicker* Oops… Shika broke the forth wall just a bit there… My bad. ^^;