Prologue

I was walking through the mall when I saw two guys looking like they were going to pull out guns at each other. I decided to see if I could help them out. I went and stood in between them and said, "Now guys calm down, let's sort this out somewhere private."

"Now why would we listen to you?" one of the guys asked me.

"I really don't know. But let's find out." I said looking at them. I saw that they had both forgotten their problem and were going to work together to see what I wanted.

"Where do you want to go?" guy #2 said

"Over to that out of order restroom so that no one gets hurt." I said simply.

"Okay then." Said guy #1 (who sounded American) as he started walking over to the rest room, "don't try anything silly girl."

"I won't." I said walking over and opening the door of the restroom and walking in. they followed me in, being all cautious. "No one to hurt you in here. Now what's the problem between you two?

"He stole my disk." Guy #2 blurted out. The other guy hit him, "Did not." Guy#1 said

"Boys, boys. You're like 2 year olds, now who stole a disk?" I said holding out my hands

"I did." Both of them said glaring at each other.

"Okay, who stole one first?"

"I did" said guy #2

"Okay, and did you steal a disk from him after he stole your disk?" I said to guy#1 the American.

"Yes," guy #1 said

"Well then this is an easy problem to solve!" I said

"What?" The American asked.

"Well, you" I pointed to guy #2. "Stole his disk," pointed to The American, "and he stole it back."

"Ohm." Said guy #1 "so it's like it never happened and I still have my disk."

"Yep." I said

"But I need that disk for my boss or I get killed." Guy #2 stated

"British spy?" I asked

"Yeah."

"Okay. Um." I thought "you both need the disk for your bosses or you die, right?"

Yes. They both said.

"Um, British guy gets that disk." I said

"What? No!" The American said

"And you get a copy." I said to him

"Okay, sounds bloody brilliant to me." The British guy said.

"Wait, that wouldn't work."

"Why?" the American asked

"Because the British boss would think that he didn't do his job and the Americans boss would think he also didn't do his job." I explained, "Then they would want to start a war."

"That's true." The American pointed out

"Yeah." The British guy agreed,

"So. The British guy gets the disk. And the American gets a better disk and says that the other disk was crap." I said

"But he gets a better disk." The British guy complained.

"Would you rather have a war?" I asked

"Well, okay." He said "Wait. I know you want something."

'Yes." I answer," I do. I want to become a spy."

"You probably deserve to be one after what you just did." The American said

"Thank you." I said," but will one of you ask your bosses if I can be trained to be a spy?"

"Sure. I could" the American said

"Thank you. It's been my dream since I was 10." I said.

"No thank you for helping us figures this bloody mess out." The British man said.

"Okay. So call me?" I said

"Sure. Number?" the American asked

"398-5708." I said. "Ask for Abigail."

"Okay, I'll say it's John." The American said as he wrote my number down on a pad that he pulled as if from nowhere.