This is based on the movie "Look who's talking". After making a careful decision, Mercedes Jones is nine months pregnant. Her and her friend made a pact to bring a child into the world with his sperm donation. Unfortunately, things spun out of control between them and her friend was no longer being supportive. Mercedes Jones was very pregnant and very alone. I do not own Glee…If I did, I'd be filthy rich and I'd jump into a bunch of money like in duck tales except it wouldn't be gold coins because that would hurt and…I'm just gonna stop now. enjoy! The continuation of this fic will be determined based on how much you guys like it! So please review! Yay!
Mercedes slammed the car door and slowly slid down the back seat. The driver stared at her from the mirror and she arched her eyebrows. "Can I help you?" She asked sarcastically.
The driver sighed, trying to keep his patience with the nasty customer. "Uh I need to know where you're going lady!"
Mercedes hissed at the pain in her abdomen and bent over. "Lexington Hospital! "She yelled while holding on to the driver's seat. "Hey, lady, are you alright?" the driver asked worried for the stranger in his backseat.
"My name is Mercedes not lady! owww! Dammit! The baby is coming! I AM NOT ALRIGHT!" Mercedes yelled.
"Oh. OH! OH MY GOD! Okay, I'm on it!" The driver started the car and went speed racer on everyone's ass. "Just breathe. Follow me and breathe." The driver imitated the breathing he once saw in a movie. "I'm Sam by the way!" He grinned into the mirror and his smile disappeared as soon as he realized Mercedes wasn't paying attention.
Mercedes was in too much pain. "Just, hurry! Please. This baby wants out!"
"SHIT! Okay, don't panic, Sam. It's just a baby. That will possibly be born in your car. Nope, nothing to worry about." The driver weaved in and out of traffic and recklessly parked in the hospital's no parking zone.
"Hey! You can't park here!" The security guard yelled.
"MY ASS! She's having a baby!" Sam helped Mercedes out of his car and rushed her into the emergency room.
The nurses stood up as soon as they saw Mercedes and Sam.
"You! Get a wheelchair!" A nurse ordered one of the assistants. The younger man ran to get a wheelchair and quickly assisted Mercedes into it.
Sam nervously approached her. "Hey, Mercedes, right? Don't worry about the fare. Its on the house." He grinned. "So do you need me to call your husband or something?"
Mercedes looked up at the man. He had a warm smile but was obviously too nervous to stick around. "No husband. It's okay, you can go. Thanks. I owe you."
Sam gave Mercedes a confused look. "No husband? So your life partner then?"
The nurse started wheeling Mercedes and Sam followed. Mercedes laughed. "Life partner? No. I'm alone on this journey, kid."
Kid? Sam blinked his eyes and looked offended. "You're like what? 3 years older than me?"
Mercedes gave Sam an incredulous look. "Why are you still following me?"
"I have a thing for pregnant girls?" Big pause. "It was a joke."
Although Sam did think Mercedes was hot he wasn't going to hit on her a few hours before she brings a kid to the world. Yeah, that'll work. I know I just met you, and this is crazy, you're really pregnant, but call me maybe?
Mercedes chuckled. "Okay Sam, its official, you're all types of crazy"
The nurse wheeled Mercedes into her brand new room and Sam stayed behind. He waved goodbye and gave her a thumbs up. A freaking thumbs up. Mercedes smiled back and the door was closed by the doctor.
Sam shook his head and made his way to his possible $250 parking ticket. It was well worth it, he thought.
The nurse stopped him "where are you going? It's important that the baby's daddy stays. Here, put this on. I'll bring you into the delivery room" the nurses handed Sam some scrubs and a mask. "But…I'm…"
The nurse stopped him "none of that. No nerves allowed. Now suit up Nemo!"
The doctor peeked out of the room. "Nurse Lopez? We need you for the epidural"
The Nurse took one final look at Sam. "On! Let's go!" She walked in to assist the doctor. Sam shrugged his shoulders and proceeded to put the scrubs over his clothes. He walked into the room and Mercedes was lying on the bed, completely delirious.
"Ms. Jones? Mr. Jones is here, sweetheart." The nurse said motioning Sam to hold Mercedes hand. He did what he was told.
Mercedes looked up at Sam "hey daddy"
Sam laughed under his mask. "I'm not your daddy"
The doctor chuckled "that's the drugs. They must be working." He looked over to Mercedes "that's your husband, Mercedes. Now I'm gonna need you to push as hard as you can"
Sam wanted to crawl into a hole from embarrassment. Mercedes looked up at the blonde holding her hand "I don't have a husband!"
The doctor and nurse laughed.
Nurse Lopez "Oh Nemo! You're in the dog house. She don't even know you exist!"
Everyone laughed but Sam and Mercedes. Mercedes tightened her grip on Sam and Sam almost fell over. "God dammit woman!"
The doctor kept encouraging Mercedes and stopped to look up. "Maybe that's why you're in the dog house!"
The room roared with laughter once more and Sam was about to say something when suddenly the doctor spoke again. "Mercedes! I'm going to need one more push. I can see its head! Mr. Jones, come and look".
Sam's eyes widened. This was some freaky Friday shit. Afraid to blow his cover, he walked over to Mercedes's vagina. Yes, Mercedes' vagina. "Holy shit!" Sam almost fell over once more but he remained strong for the complete stranger that was screaming and pushing. "You got it, Mercedes. One more girl!" He screamed, watching the miracle of life before him"
Mercedes did as she was instructed but was very frustrated with the stranger in the mask. "Who the heeelll aree youuuuu ohhhhhhhhh!"
With that, the cries of a new born baby filled the room and Sam's eyes filled with tears as it the baby was cleaned. "It's a boy! A real boy!"
"Okay Mr. Jones, this isn't Pinocchio" Sam glared at the nurse "my name is Sam Evans. Not Jones."
The nurse rolled her eyes and held the now clean baby. "Congratulations Mr. Evans." The nurse passed the baby to Sam. "But I'm not the…oh my God, he's gorgeous. Mercedes! He has your eyes!" Sam took the baby in his arms and showed the baby to Mercedes.
Mercedes, still high off the drugs, admired her new baby and then looked at the man before her again. "Okay seriously, who the hell are you?"