Once upon a time, there was naught but darkness enshrouding the waters of the deep. And then a transcendent light spilled upon them, signifying the coming of the only true power in the world…

As Tatsuya God Yotsuba flew through the skies of Japan, he deigned to look down upon the common mortals who feared uttering his very name.

"Humans are most interesting creatures," God-sama mused.

Because Lord Yotsuba could vanquish any.foe with a mere thought, he only acknowledged the existence of other Yotsuba. Whereas others in his predicament might fall into despair when they realized this prevented them from mating safely, such concerns did not apply to the Demon God. He had his very own angel.

Said angel flew into the sky to meet him, though she flew slightly lower than him in acknowledgement of her inferiority to him.

"Tatsuya Onii-God-sama, I humbly request your attendance at the Deities Dinner at the main house."

Miyuki seemed to hesitate, leading to the Most High to ask "What is it, my Angel?"

"Mayumi Saegusa requested attendance to the dinner…" Miyuki seemed upset that the Lord of All would accept Mayumi's request.

God began to laugh and said "That lowly worm? HAH. She's trash, not fit to kick my boot. As if I would even deign to be near such common filth!"

"God-sama, honto?!"

Grasping his Angel's face, he said "Angel, you are the only woman worthy of my divinity."

Tatsuya then teleported them to the Yotsuba's Deities Dinner. Realizing that the number of people attending the dinner was lower than he desired, he decided to revive all the Yotsuba the public believed to be dead.

In truth, the Yotsuba in question had put themselves into stasis underground at the 4th Lab. They awaited the day the promised God would descend from Miya's womb.

Genzou was the first to be awakened by God's Divine Left.

"Shiva-sama! I always knew my faith in you was well placed!" Genzou was in tears in the presence of his Lord and Master, the God of magic.

"Hello my subjects. I know you would prefer to grovel at my feet. However, today is the day my Angel will receive the divine blessing as my mate. Given that, we should all party for my amusement!"

As the party went on into the evening, an intruder made her way onto the premises.

"Lord Tatsuya-dono!"

Turning his Godly Vision at the mortal, King Tatsuya sneered. "Honoka-trash-chan. Who told you to enter into my presence?"

"B-but Lord God-sama! I love you! I wish to be with you for all time! To bear your divine children! Though they would naturally be inferior to you, they would be divine nonetheless!"

"You weak, ugly WHORE. I wouldn't sleep with common filth like you! Only Angel and perhaps my gorgeous aunt Maya-Goddess are worthy of me. Flee from my sight!"

Honoka ran away in tears, knowing Kami's words were true. But Tatsuya did not care. If he had emotions he would be less of a badass; clearly not an option.

Miyuki walked up to Tatsuya and said "King-dono, I am surprised you let her go."

Tatsuya cackled like a Mad God. "I didn't let her go." God snapped his fingers and suddenly half of Japan was blown up just so he could ensure he killed Honoka.

"All fall before the Magic King of Gods-sama. Now Angeru-chan, it is time."

After the Lord Demon Master of Japan got Miyuki super pregnant, he recalled that his smoking hot aunt required his Silver Horn as well. But as they say in showbiz, that's all she wrote~

(A/N): Let he who has wisdom hear these words: Only those who read Mahouka fanfic reviews will possibly understand the point of this story. :D