Sakura: Hi and welcome to Inuyasha: Truth or Dare! Right now I would like to present the contestants! First up is Inu-
*Looks over to where Inuyasha is supposed to be. Unfortunately, Inuyasha is gone*
Sakura: *gets really angry* Where the hell is he?! I told him to be here at exactly 12:00p.m!!!!! I am so going to hit him when he gets here!! Anyway, I'm going to get back to introducing everyone! Next up is Kagome!
Kagome: Hi everyone!
Sakura: Now, this is Sango and Miroku!
Sango: Hi every-
*Sango stops as Miroku starts to grope her. Sango gets angry and hits Miroku on the head
with Hiraikotsu*
Sakura: *looks at unconscious Miroku* I would say that I feel bad for him, but he deserved that. Now here's Shippo and Kirara!
Shippo: Hi everyone!
Kirara: Meow…
Sakura: *says unenthusiastically* And other there in the group of the people I hate and that no one really cares about are Kikyo, Naraku, and Koga.
Kikyo, Naraku, and Koga: *say angrily* Hey!!!!
Sakura: Well, it's true because no one really likes any of you and I would not cry if any of you died. In fact, I would dance on all of your graves and then throw a party! Anyway, when is Inuyasha going to be here? He's extremely late.
*hears noise in hall*
Sakura: What the hell is that?!
*Suddenly Inuyasha comes flying through wall, followed by a demon. Everyone stares at them wide-eyed*
Inuyasha: *pulls out tetsuiga* That's it. You're going to go down, you damn demon! *lifts tetsuiga above his head* Wind scar!!!
*wind scar goes and hits demon and it is destroyed*
Inuyasha: *puts tetsuiga back in sheath* Well, at least that's over. It was a weak demon anyway. Oh, hey guys! What did I miss?
Sakura: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 10 MINUTES AGO!!!!!! WE HAD TO START THE SHOW WITHOUT YOU!!!! ALSO, WHY DID YOU CRASH THROUGH THE WALL?!!! HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF A DOOR?! YOU ARE PAYING FOR THAT!!!!! *takes in deep breaths as Inuyasha cowers in fear* KAGOME!!!!!!
Kagome: *jumps up in surprise and speaks startled* Yes Ma'am?!
Sakura: SIT HIM 100 TIMES! WE'LL WAIT TILL YOU ARE DONE! NOW START!
Inuyasha: 100 SITS?! Isn't that too harsh?!
Sakura: SHUT UP! KAGOME, START RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!
Kagome: *speaks out of fear* OK!! SIT! Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit..........
100 sits later.......
*Inuyasha is on the ground, probably unconcious. If not, then he is in a lot of pain right now*
Sakura: Well, I guess he got his punishment.... He'll have to pay me back for the wall later. *turns to others, who are all cowering in fear. Even Naraku!!!!*
Sakura: This is just a warning to all of you. Never be late for the show or break a part of this studio or you will have the same fate as him. Understand?
Everyone, besides Inuyasha: Yes Ma'am!
Sakura: *turns back to good mood* Ok then! Well, we've used up all of our time, so the episode must end! See ya next time!!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrops* She changed her mood really fast...
