It was a warm, cold, brightly-light, dark day. Jake had eaten a pumpkin and ended up in Equius's hive. "I say, where ever did I land myself today?' He said, skipping around, noticing all the robots, tasteful art, and... ALL THAT IS MERCIFUL! "MY GOD, JUST LOOK AT THOSE PRISTINE TOWELS! I SIMPLY MUST KNOW WHO LIVES HERE!" He gasped, in excitement. As an avid ADVENTURER-ER he knew that anybody who had towels that pristine must be someone worthy enough to commit the yaoiz with. Just then the most gorgeous creature bursting in, dressed in lacy, pink lolita, with STRONG wings, a magic wand, and his face positively blue from having to leave his beloved towels for so long. Upon eye contact, Jake flung himself towards Equius, flying across the room saying, "TAKE ME, I AM YOUR'S!" Equius, being the sick masochistic bastard that he is, shivered delightedly at being commanded to do something. "But wait!" Equius panted. "Whatever do you mean 'wait'?" Jake snapped, already sweating buckets, due to how freezingly hot it was. Equius said nothing while grabbing a towel and hitting Jake with it. "Oh, blue-stranger, oooooh!' Jake moaned, secretly also a masochist, before grabbing another prisitine towel and smacking Equius with it. "Forgive me, lowblood, but it seems I have a ... problem." He groaned, looking at Jake with lust filled eyes. "Well then, please let me take care of that for you, little lady." Said Jake, while smirking at Equius. "But I am a-" And then they did yaoiz.