Stranger Things
Head Boy Harry Potter walked down the corridors shaking his head, it might have something to do with the fact that everyone around him seemed to have gone loony.
It couldn't be that they were still celebrating the fall of Lord Voldemort because that had happened over a year ago. The wizarding world had agreed to move on with life and pick up the pieces but still remember the fallen, a lesson Harry remembered every time he went to the Burrow and felt the piece missing, the piece that Fred used to fill.
It also couldn't be exams because it wasn't just the 5th and 7th years celebrating but the whole school, even the first years!
All day Harry patrolled the corridors and came across increasingly gross, hilarious, and interestingly disturbing scenes. It wasn't enough that he had to watch Seamus Finnegan humping a suit of armor on the second floor, completely naked mind you; but he had to catch a glimpse of Umbridge and Slughorn going at it in the prefect's bathroom, that was now his new dementor.
How she got back into the school, Harry didn't know but every time he faced a boggart the image was burned into his mind just that much more. Harry could still hear the sound of the blubber on each of them slapping against each other.
A rather green Harry quickened his pace down the 7th floor corridor hoping to get the image and sound from his mind. He didn't even register where he was until a door appeared on the previously blank wall. When he realized that he unintentionally opened the RoR, his curiosity got the best of him and he opened the door praying that he wouldn't see Umbitch and Slughorn.
As soon as he stepped into the dark room it lit up and he was horrified to see the walls covered ceiling to floor in pictures of McGonagall and Dumbledore going at it! Through his mortification, Harry idly wondered how McGonagall got her legs to go that far up. A new door appeared and Harry walked over to it, he could hear odd sounds coming through the door and opened it, and promptly passed out. In the room was the most disgusting thing you will ever see in your entire life, it was Umbitch, Slughorn, and the Dursleys having sex! I suggest you burn your eyes with acid.
*Mrs_HHr is not responsible for any brain damage, blindness, burning eyes, or any other injury due to having this image in your mind. Have a nice day, Mrs_HHr.*