Warning this is pure craziness done for fun! If you feel a huge emotional connection to the Teletubbies look away now! Contains character death and slight Caryl.
Teletubbies try to take over the prison
Chapter 1
Where was she, he thought bounding down the prison steps, the metal creating a clang off his shoes. Worry was starting to creep into his thoughts like a possessed demon; he called out to Rick who was in the other room feeding Judith. "Ye seen Carol?"
Rick not worried absently looked around "Haven't seen her maybe she's with Maggie."
Full blown worry, he took a chunk out of nail as he debated on where she could be but Glenn who frantically skidded into the room put his heart on hold. "Guys. You have to come see this. They have Carol." His tone urgent.
"Who?!" he snapped gruffly but Glenn had already left.
Rick called Carl to take Judith as they ran to the front of the prison, expecting the worst. Whoever had Carol there was no doubt about he was going to kill them.
What they saw, was a shock to the system to say the least. "What the hell." He uttered. Exchanging a disbelieving look with Rick, who was at a loss for words.
The goddam Teletubbies, the world really was fucked up. Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La and Po, the whole crew was standing outside the prison. Barely any walkers stood in sight but he would've rather a walker any day of the week. "I never liked them before." Joked Glenn.
Carol was struggling against Dipsy's hold, looking very confused and appalled all at the same time "Ye like im a whole lot less now." He growled gripping his crossbow tighter.
He'd never thought he'd seen something so strange until Po held up his rifle higher waving it at them excitedly saying "Po…."
They got to the gate, banging on the fence in unison "La La!" she said repeatedly aiming her gun at Rick, he nearly laughed but there was seriousness in this situation.
Carol wheezing shouted "Shoot them!"
They all looked at each other for approval, all in agreement they lined up their weapons "How good can their aim be?" asked Glenn half joking as he loaded his gun.
Hershel stepped closer to Rick smirking, "Thank god my Beth isn't out here. She loved these things used to watch them all the time on TV, here we are about to slaughter them."
Rick sympathising told him "You can go inside if this is too hard."
Hershel laugh boomed across the yard everyone turning to look at him "You try prying this gun from my hands I might very well shoot you."
Daryl and Rick chuckled softly "Aright, we doing this?"
"Appears so."
The shots rang out the air changing abruptly as they started to fall, Dipsy fell first freeing Carol she ran towards them and the shots ceased to let her join them. A very sad "Tinky Winky." echoed through the prison and he heard a hollow scream.
Beth had run outside and was running towards the Teletubbies with much enthusiasm "Noooo Bethie!" shouted Hershel, who was pulled back by Rick's arm.
"This can't be happening." He said to Carol who almost laughed despite the dire situation, with the freaking Teletubbies, now who we'll believe my chupacabra story?
"No Tinky." Cried Beth.
Po angrily reached around grabbing Beth by the neck; they heard the crack followed by her dropping limply to the ground. "NO!" shouted Rick firing, sending Po flying backwards.
Tinky Winky was taken out by Carol; while he shot out La La. Cries filled the prison ground and a sort of heaviness fell over them as they looked at the remains of the fallen teletubbies. "Dam never well get that song out of my head now." He muttered as Carol shot him a sharp look.
"Don't be mean."
Tinky Winky! Dipsy! La La! Po! Pooooo….