How to piss off Sakura
Tell her Sasuke's dead
Tell Lee that Sakura likes him
Dye her hair blond to prove she's a child version of Tsunade
Take her out to lunch
Eat as much as you can
when you're done, leave her to pay the bill
Tell Gaara that Sakura's VERY interested in him and watch his eye start twitching
Show her the InoXSakura pics and watch her faint
Tell Ino that Sakura said she's U.G.L.Y. and she ain't got no alibi
Laugh till you pea yourself watching Sakura getting slapped silly