They say the city's towers are white in
Gondor (in Gondor)
They say there's always magic in the air
(in Gondor)
But when you're walkin' down that street
And the Orcs think you'd be good to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're
nowhere (in Gondor)
They say the warriors are really tough (in Gondor)
But looking at them just gives me the blues
(in Gondor)
'Cause how ya gonna beat the foe
When all you got is your hobbit bow?
And you can't kick them 'cause you ain't got no
shoes (in Gondor)
Ha! They say that I won't last too long in Gondor
(in Gondor)
I couldn't even be worth a song, they
all say (in Gondor)
But oh! They're dead wrong, I know they
are
'Cause I survived the Palantir
And I won't quit till I'm a star in
Gondor (in Gondor)
Oh, they're dead wrong, I know they are
'Cause I survived the Palantir
And I won't quit till I'm a star in
Gondor (in Gondor)
In Gondor (in Gondor)
I'm gonna make it, yeah (in Gondor)
I'll be a big, big, big man (in Gondor)
I might even stab a Troll (in Gondor)
Everybody, everybody's gonna know me,
yes (in Gondor)
All up and down Gondor (in Gondor)
Ohhhhh yeah! (in Gondor)