SLY KILLED SANTA CLAUS: Chapter 1

The Challenge

Lol By the way…my Sister thought of this title. It's eye-catching isn't it?


Sly was enjoying his usual night of stealing rare artifacts from global museums. Right now, he was in Canada. Exactly in Toronto, the city. Of course he'd expect Carmelita to come any minute soon. But, she was getting late. Not only had she not come yet, but Sly was slowing down at the thought.

"Strange, where's my future wife?" Sly thought, sprinting towards his target. Then he heard a familiar sound. Carmelita's voice.

"Hey Cooper!" she yelled to him as he approached the vase he was about to steal. "You don't plan on getting away with that…do you?" she was smirking…ussually something Sly would do.

"Ah…Carmelita, you look marvelous tonight."

"If had a nickel eyery time you said that Ringtail , I would be the world's richest woman right now." She said aiming her pistol at Sly.

"Oh…it's only the truth. Your always marvelous.." Sly began "In fact…I'd do anything for you."

"Really? Then why don't you send Santa Claus on a trip to Australia and take his place?" she joked.

"Sure" he replied.

Carmelita covered her mouth. What the f (lol Remeber?) did I just say! This is bad. This is bad! She continously kept shaking her head. Well he won't be that gullable to ACCTUALLY do it? Ir is he? Carmelita thought.

"Anything for you….and one more thing…if everything goes well…you're the prize." Sly continued.

"Sly come on you aren't going to acctually do it are you?" Carmelita said.

"Quick answer….yup!" and he ran away with the item he stole.

"What have I DONE!" Caremlita shouted pulling her hair.


"She told you to what!" Murray said, almost ready to barf when he heard the news.

"That's right! The North Pole isn't too far so I guess we can get him to Australia in no time!" Sly nodded his head.

"Well Sly…I've always wanted to see Santa so I guess I'm in!" Bentley replied.

"Me too!" Murray said.


Okay….Sorry if it's too short! But still review please! Or I might not update……..yeah right I wanna know what happens myself! Lol enjoy the next chapter!