I screa-wailed.

My limbs uselessly, uncontrollably, flailed as I tried to escape the -what I guessed to be- many hands that smothered my being. After many attempts (all of which proved to be futile) I was unexpectedly drained of any form of energy-!

'What the-!' I thought, hands itching to rip the cloth enveloping me almost like a cocoon.

I was moved around in the hands of these giants and was finally prepared to sleep when some soft plush, thing, was smushed against my face.

'Oppai, oppai, oppai! Gotta' get me some oppai!' I thought, suddenly recognising the soft mound.

I, tried, to rip my mouth away from the horrible taste, the thing in question currently forcing its way back into my mouth.

'N-NO! Cows taste better! GET THAT SOUR BOOB AWAY FROM ME!' I thought, tears welling up in the corner of my eyes as I tried (and failed) to raise my hands in a pathetic attempt to push away from the intruding flesh.

I struggled for a few more seconds, my head flopping around a bit as I attempted to move away.

'Death by boobs…..not a bad way to go…' I thought, succumbing to the suffocating tortu-!

'I can breathe through my nose' I thought, sniffling a few times, I cleared up my alternative air supply and things became clearer as I could breathe again.

I'm assuming it was the same person with their boob in my mouth that started rocking me as I (was forced) fed.

'Why is everything so da- oh, right...' I questioned, realising the darkness came from my closed eyes.

My eyes shuffled behind the lids as if testing their functionality before jumping in literally blind to wherever I wa-!

'Where AM I…?' I mused, eyes fluttering open then immediately shutting at the stark difference of white (compared to the previous black I was used to) littering the room or place thingy wherever I was.

Cautiously, I blinked, slowly expanding my eyelids I was met with a pair of ironically onyx orbs.

"Hello, Mai-chan" The-she cooed, detaching herself from my face.

She wiped my face with the blanket that I was covered in and proceeded to coo at me and nuzzle her nose with mine.

'Jesus. Not this shit again' I whined, a bit of drool dripped down my chin as I tried to protest her cooing at me.

'I'm a fucking baby'

The actual realisation of being a baby didn't really take me that long to figure out. I mean, going from a frickin' 27 year old grown woman, to a new-born…oh, how ever could I know the difference!

It was annoying however, to have to learn, everything, all over again. Yay…

It still didn't solve the fact of where the hell I was, I mean, for all I knew I could be in a world war or somethin'. (Oh the irony)

I huffed and tried to shuffle and turn on my other side from where I lay in my crib.

'This is boring' I moaned, legs flailing around.

In a desperate attempt to amuse myself, I stared at the blank ceiling above me and tried to think of what had actually happened before I supposedly died. (If my reincarnated body of a stupid ass baby meant anything)

'The last thing I remember was getting run over' I thought, my brows awkwardly scrunching.

'Pft! I didn't try to save some grandma…..I just dropped my manga in the road….' I nodded, the scene playing out in my head.

'I knew that shit would kill me somehow' I mused, flickers of images and characters flittered through my brain as I briefly remembered the content of said manga.

Before I could get any further in my musing, I heard the door slide open and curiously watched as a man waltzed in like he owned the place.

"Hello, Mai" he said, staring down at my gurgling face.

His hands wrapped themselves around my torso as he heaved me out of the crib.

'N-NO! STRANGER DANGER!' I screamed, more drool dripped down my chin as I tried to protest.

His arms sat snug beneath my armpits, his face scrutinising my miniscule form as he dangled me in front of him.

'O-Oi! You shouldn't just dangle a baby like that!' I scolded, eyes blinking owlishly as they tried to glare beyond their years.

"Hmm…" he said, promptly plopping me back in my crib.

I sat there for a few seconds before I tumbled to the side.

'What the hell…?' I thought looking up at him in bewilderment as he just nodded his head at me.

I blanched.

'What's that supposed to mean…?' I deadpanned.

He ran a tired hand over his face before cautiously crouching down so he was eye level with the top of my crib.

"Tou-sama" He stressed, pointing a fore finger towards his chest.

I raised a not-yet-existent-eyebrow at him.

He continued;

"Tajima-sama, Tou-sama" he emphasised.

Choked gurgle.

'D-Did he just say Tou-sama? Isn't that Japanese?' I pondered, looking at him incredulously as my inner weeaboo decided to surface from many shameful years ago.

He lightly poked my chest with his forefinger and it took all the power I could muster not to topple over.

"Mai" he said, finger pointing in my direction.

I blinked.

'I already knew that….idiot' I tut, annoyed at my lack of ability to communicate.

He stood up from his crouched down position and coughed as if to further grasp my attention.

"I will be visiting you again, tomorrow" He stated, face stoic as he sharply turned around and walked towards the door.

I fell on my side, eyes peering through the bars of the crib as I watched his faring being.

My eyes drooped, body obviously not used to staying awake for so long.

I allowed my eyes to flutter closed, but not before they say the wretched symbol embedded onto the back of his shirt.

'Kami-sama, you sneaky little shit'

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'Speaking of shit, I need changing'

A/N: OHOHOHOHO NEW STORY! I'm actually really excited on where this story will take me! I've seen so many authors use this plot and I thought 'Why not?' and BAM! HERE YOU HAVE IT! MY FIRST SELF-INSERT OC THINGY MAJIGGY! please tell me what you think so far...? I would love to hear some feedback!