Konnichiwa! Hello
This is my first Ginyu fic. **applause** It is the brainchild of mine after a day of eating about 7 Creamsicles, downing 3 pops and sugary cereal. **hey! Its like 30 degrees!**
Uh.. I dont own Captain Ginyu, Akira Toriyama does. *DAMMIT*
Whoops! There goes my 'G' rating!
Be All That You Can Be
Captian Ginyu paced back and forth before he spoke. He surveyed his group of peers and he grimaced. This was a truly sorry bunch of soldiers. A bad EXCUSE for soldiers! But, he pushed that thought into the back of his mind. He had to work with what he had. He wasn't one to complain.
"Now troops. I know that you haven't been properly trained for such an exclusive honour as a Ginyu Squad tryout," He stopped pacing and he eyed the group of soldiers carefully, "But there has to be a few of you who have the skills neccessary to be on my squad." He continued to pace. "I've had many troops tryout for my squad in the past. Some were rookies, some were veterens, some were courageous and some were cowards." He stopped walking again, and glared at the soldiers. "Now YOU guess who made the squad!"
Captain Ginyu stopped talking for a moment, to let his words sink into the soldiers mind. When he was satisfied, he continued. "Now, as I'm sure you all know. There are certain skills that you need to get on the Ginyu Squad. First off, theres your fighting skill. You need to be..uh...strong! Ok on to the next skill." He paused. "Oh yah, are there any questions?" He waited, then he heard crickets chirping and shrugged.
"Second skill, POSING! A VERY VERY important skill that should NEVER be overlooked is posing. Without a good pose you are NOTHING! But wait, you already are nothing.....ok....without a good pose you are WORSE then nothing!" Ginyu smirked to himself and thought, 'Oh yes. That should scare them.'
"For example, here is one of my favourite poses."
Captain Ginyu put his left leg up behind him, turned his head to his right side, and spread his right arm up high and left arm down low. He stood there, letting his soldiers take notes on his posture and his posing skills. After a few moments, he broke his pose and stood straight.
"Now the third skill you need, without this, you will DEFINITLY not get on the squad." He looked devilishly at the soldiers. "You need to be able to....." He stopped for dramatic effect.
"BOWL!!!!!" Captain Ginyu grinned, remembering the one year that they won the Lord Frieza cup. It was many years ago, his Ginyu Force had beaten Zarbon's Flavoured Faries in the championship game. He chuckled at the memory.
"Now that you've heard the pep talk. I'm going to interview the first applicant." He looked around at his soldiers. Nobody walked forward. Captain Ginyu cleared his throat and repeated himself. "Don't be shy! Get UP here!" Nobody stepped forward. Captain Ginyu got pissed.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CAPTAIN OF THE GINYU FORCE BY ATTENDING A TRYOUT MEETING AND NOT TRYING OUT?" He shouted in anger. "WELL? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?" He shot a deadly glare at all the soldiers.
"Ribbit." Was the only reply. But then there were more. "Ribbit, ribbit."
"Ribbit!"
"Ribbbbbit..."
"RIBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Soon there was a chorus of ribbits. Every single ribbit was invading Captain Ginyu's frog ears.
"AAH!! Forget you!" Captain Ginyu croaked. And with that, he started hopping to his lily pad.
"I don't get no respect," He croaked sadly. Then his attention was drawn to a fly in the air.
*FFFFFF* Captain Ginyu licked his froggy lips as he ate the fly.
"No respect at all." He finished.
*slurp*
*burp*
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Hehehe, I've always wanted to write a Captain Ginyu fic! Well here it is! Any comment is welcomed, even flames. Maybe I'll write more Ginyu! Who knows!!!
This is my first Ginyu fic. **applause** It is the brainchild of mine after a day of eating about 7 Creamsicles, downing 3 pops and sugary cereal. **hey! Its like 30 degrees!**
Uh.. I dont own Captain Ginyu, Akira Toriyama does. *DAMMIT*
Whoops! There goes my 'G' rating!
Be All That You Can Be
Captian Ginyu paced back and forth before he spoke. He surveyed his group of peers and he grimaced. This was a truly sorry bunch of soldiers. A bad EXCUSE for soldiers! But, he pushed that thought into the back of his mind. He had to work with what he had. He wasn't one to complain.
"Now troops. I know that you haven't been properly trained for such an exclusive honour as a Ginyu Squad tryout," He stopped pacing and he eyed the group of soldiers carefully, "But there has to be a few of you who have the skills neccessary to be on my squad." He continued to pace. "I've had many troops tryout for my squad in the past. Some were rookies, some were veterens, some were courageous and some were cowards." He stopped walking again, and glared at the soldiers. "Now YOU guess who made the squad!"
Captain Ginyu stopped talking for a moment, to let his words sink into the soldiers mind. When he was satisfied, he continued. "Now, as I'm sure you all know. There are certain skills that you need to get on the Ginyu Squad. First off, theres your fighting skill. You need to be..uh...strong! Ok on to the next skill." He paused. "Oh yah, are there any questions?" He waited, then he heard crickets chirping and shrugged.
"Second skill, POSING! A VERY VERY important skill that should NEVER be overlooked is posing. Without a good pose you are NOTHING! But wait, you already are nothing.....ok....without a good pose you are WORSE then nothing!" Ginyu smirked to himself and thought, 'Oh yes. That should scare them.'
"For example, here is one of my favourite poses."
Captain Ginyu put his left leg up behind him, turned his head to his right side, and spread his right arm up high and left arm down low. He stood there, letting his soldiers take notes on his posture and his posing skills. After a few moments, he broke his pose and stood straight.
"Now the third skill you need, without this, you will DEFINITLY not get on the squad." He looked devilishly at the soldiers. "You need to be able to....." He stopped for dramatic effect.
"BOWL!!!!!" Captain Ginyu grinned, remembering the one year that they won the Lord Frieza cup. It was many years ago, his Ginyu Force had beaten Zarbon's Flavoured Faries in the championship game. He chuckled at the memory.
"Now that you've heard the pep talk. I'm going to interview the first applicant." He looked around at his soldiers. Nobody walked forward. Captain Ginyu cleared his throat and repeated himself. "Don't be shy! Get UP here!" Nobody stepped forward. Captain Ginyu got pissed.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CAPTAIN OF THE GINYU FORCE BY ATTENDING A TRYOUT MEETING AND NOT TRYING OUT?" He shouted in anger. "WELL? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?" He shot a deadly glare at all the soldiers.
"Ribbit." Was the only reply. But then there were more. "Ribbit, ribbit."
"Ribbit!"
"Ribbbbbit..."
"RIBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Soon there was a chorus of ribbits. Every single ribbit was invading Captain Ginyu's frog ears.
"AAH!! Forget you!" Captain Ginyu croaked. And with that, he started hopping to his lily pad.
"I don't get no respect," He croaked sadly. Then his attention was drawn to a fly in the air.
*FFFFFF* Captain Ginyu licked his froggy lips as he ate the fly.
"No respect at all." He finished.
*slurp*
*burp*
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Hehehe, I've always wanted to write a Captain Ginyu fic! Well here it is! Any comment is welcomed, even flames. Maybe I'll write more Ginyu! Who knows!!!