Notes: First Zelda fic, no flames. Not quite so funny, wrote this to get some writer's block off my back. If the characters are a bit OOC, I'm sorry, but they're not NORMALLY funny…and DMG is me. The Link from WindWaker is Young Link, for lack of other things to call him. Link from OOT is just Link. Contains a mix of characters from WindWaker and OOT. This might be continued. I'm not quite sure yet.

Augh. Screw what I said earlier. Going back and rereading this, Link is so OOC that I can't believe I made him like that. SORRY!!!

Disclaimer: Don't own Zelda.

Link, the Hero of Time, was standing on the fields of Hyrule when suddenly, a glowing ring of yellow light descended into the castle moat. He turned, drawing the Master Sword.

It got stuck in the sheath.

Link yanked at it, but it wouldn't come loose. He pulled until he rolled down a very steep hill and landed face-first on the ground.

There was a boy clothed similarly like him, but he appeared almost comical, and was riding a boat with features similar to a face. A man with a very, very old face. He hopped off the boat and to shore, and they stood there blinking at each other for a while.

Link: Who are you?

Young Link: I'm Link!

Link: You're who?

Young Link: I'm Link!

Link: Not possible, because my name is Link.

Young Link: *mouth drops open* *muttering about legends*

Link: Did you just say something about me?

Young Link: So YOU'RE the person from the legends? But didn't Hyrule get destroyed?

Link: It did WHAT?

Young Link: It got destroyed.

Link: It did WHAT?

Young Link: It. Got. Destroyed. *enunciating every word*

Link: *panic attack* IT DID WHAT?

Young Link: SHUT UP!

Link: Well, we're standing in it right now, I don't think it got destroyed.

Young Link: *blinking*

DMG: *carrying an atomic bomb* WOW! THAT RHYMED!

Link: …who are you?

DMG: Umm…*thinking* I'm…well…

Young Link: I know! She's the evil sorcerer that came and destroyed Hyrule! Let's get her!

DMG: o.0;; So I'm a guy now?

Young Link: Yeah! You are!

Link: *blink*

DMG: OH! THAT RHYMED! THAT RHYMED!

Some random guy: Wow, she's even more annoying than Navi, and that's saying something!

Navi and DMG: I resent that!!!

Navi: *glare at DMG*

DMG: *glare at Navi*

Zelda: *randomly pops up* Hey, Ganondorf is trying to take over the world again and we need your help!

DMG: *edges away*

Zelda: Especially you, Ms. More-Annoying-Than-Navi.

Navi and DMG: I resent that!!!

Navi: *glare at DMG*

DMG: *glare at Navi*

Link: *sigh* Navi…come on! Stop fighting with the evil sorcerer!!!

DMG: Augh! What is with these rebellious characters! *goes off into a corner*

Zelda: Come back out here!

DMG: WHY SHOULD I?

Zelda: BECAUSE! YOU SHOULD! NOW!!!

DMG: Why?

Zelda: Stop acting like a spoiled brat and GET OUT OF THAT CORNER!

DMG: Humph. Why should I?

Zelda: I bet you're just scared to come out of that corner.

DMG: *raises eyebrow* I have an atomic bomb, and I'm not afraid to use it!!

Zelda: Er, I mean, you have lots of courage! Even more than Link!

DMG: ^_^

Link: I resent that.

*film shows of Link running away, screaming like a girl at the sight of a Stalfos*

Link: Hey. Everyone knows that you made me do that. 'Cause you're scared of Stalfoses.

DMG: I really, really resent that. Of course I'm not scared of Stalfoses.

Stalfos: *pops up* BOO!

DMG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs out of air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choke*

Suddenly…

Young Link: Hey, you're leaving me out.

DMG: I'm sorry, I didn't notice.

Everyone: *is staring*

DMG: Er. I mean, well…you wouldn't understand anything we're talking about.

King of Red Lions: I'm pleased to see you again, Link. It's been a while.

Link: *blink* Uh…we just saw each other yesterday.

King of Red Lions: You…did? We did?

Link: Of course we did!

DMG: *swoon* You realize that had a double meaning?

Link: YOU PERVERT! *whacks her over the head with the Master Sword*

DMG: Hey, I happen to know that I have an atomic bomb and I'm not afraid to use it!

Everyone: *giving her funny looks* And…how do you know this?

DMG: I'm…psychic? *mentally thinking, Wow these people are stupid. I'm holding an atomic bomb right in front of Link's face.*

Fortune Teller: Hey, that's my job.

DMG: Go away. Who are you anyway?

Fortune Teller: I'm…*long pause*

Navi: Yeah, yeah, get on with it already…

Fortune Teller: I'm a ReDead!

*very, very, VERY long pause*

DMG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: *shakes head* That girl is scared of everything.

DMG: Oh yeah? *uses magical powers to make Zill from WindWaker (the kid with the stuff coming out his nose) appear*

Zill: HI!

Link: *screams* *runs off yelling "AHHHHH! THE UNSANITARY-NESS!"*

Zelda: It's very nice to see Link running around screaming at the top of his lungs, but what about Ganondorf?

*Malon, from Lon Lon Ranch, rides up to the hysterical group.*

Malon: Did I hear you talking about Ganondorf?

Zelda: *nod* Do you know where he is?

Malon: I saw him heading up the hill to the right of Lon Lon Ranch, riding a black horse.

*long pause*

Link: A horse?? *panic attack*

DMG: Ooo, Link's scared of horses…

Malon: Yeah well, ever since Epona threw you off during the obstacle course, he's been scared of horses.

DMG: Admit it, you're scared of them!!

Link: Okay, okay…I'm scared of horses!!!

DMG: *holds up video tape machine* I've got it right here on tape…wonder how much it'll be worth on eBay?

Link: GIVE ME THAT! *chases after DMG*

Zelda: Hey. Guys. We're supposed to be going after Ganondorf…*poke*

Young Link: Yeah! Let's go beat him up! *accidentally waves the WindWaker around into the Ballad of Gales. They warp to Jabu Jabu's belly.*

DMG: Since when could the Ballad of Gales bring you into a fish's belly?

Link: …I see cows.

Young Link: You do? I don't see cows. I see COWS.

*Link and Young Link proceed to get into an argument about cows.*

*Young Link warps them all to Death Mountain. Don't ask me how.*

*long pause*

Link: How did that happen?

*everyone else is too busy melting to be of much use*

Link: Why is everyone melting?

DMG: HOT!

Link: Oh.

*pause*

DMG: WELL? CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

Link: Uh…no.

Everyone: *ranting at Link*

*Suddenly, they are in the Lost Woods.*

Saria: Hi Link, hi Zelda! Who are all these other people?

Link: People who need to be sent to a mental asylum.

Young Link: I resent that. I'm not crazy. All I said was that I saw cows.

Link: I saw cows too!

Young Link: Yeah, well I saw COWS! SO HA!

*They get into another argument*

DMG: This…will be a long day…

That sucked. Horribly. Well, R+R…no flames, 'cause I can't take them. I know this wasn't funny though.