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To: Evlseacrture24
From: Almtymasta69
Subject: BOW TO ME!
Little Gaz,
I bet you trembled in fear at that subject line, but rest assured soon I will be your future slave master.
FEAR ME!
I await your response.
Signed,
Your future master.
To: Almtymasta69
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From: Evlseacrture24
Re: Subject: BOW TO ME!
Don't know how you got my email address, but you can't even rule the inside of a paper bag, Zim.
Signed,
You'd have better luck at seeing me bowing in front of a toilet instead of you.
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To: Evlseacrture24
From: Almtymasta69
Re: Re: Subject: BOW TO ME!
Little Gaz,
I'll have you know that Zim is indeed incredibly mighty. So while others may be spared. Your insolence this day will mark you begging for my forgiveness, but you won't be spared. HA HA!
Regardless how tasty you may be at times. You won't be spared.
Well maybe if you wear those short skirts, that I don't mind seeing you in.
Maybe.
Also the Dib-stink gave me your address.
HA HA!
BOW TO ME!
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To: Almtymasta69
From: Evlseacrture24
Re: Re: Re: BOW TO ME!
Are you this bored to want to disturb me, Zim? Having both Dib and I in college, making things that boring for you? Why don't you play with Keef? I remember how he loved you.
Also, I will not get into the rest of what you told me.
Signed,
Sending you off to a nightmare world now.
From his monitor, Zim pumped his fist in the air at the tiny little human. Keef indeed. Blech. Tapping his claw against the keyboard, he got ready to type back to her again.
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To: Evlseacrture24
From: Almtymasta69
Re: Re: Re: Re: Subject: BOW TO ME!
Little Gaz,
Purple demon seed. My demoness. I will say this about that disgusting, Keef.
I DO NOT LIKE NOR CARE FOR HIM. He is dirt underneath my perfect feet.
But as for you, little Gaz. I will accept your apology for your behavior.
Preferably in a short skirt of dress. Your future leader will enjoy it.
Signed,
The All Mighty Zim.
From behind her monitor, Gaz swallowed her drink down her windpipe causing her to cough up after reading that last email message. "Oh man, what an ego." She said out loud before typing to her brother.
To: MothmanAgt1
From: Evlseacrture24
Re: Dipstick Alien
Hey Genius,
Did you give my email address to, Zim? He has been emailing me tonight about bowing to him and what not.
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To: Evlseacrture24
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Re: Dipstick Alien
Actually no I didn't. He did come up here to pay a surprise visit just recently so he might of found your email that way. I do have your name beside the contact name.
What else is he saying to you?
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Evlseacrture24
Re: Re: Re: Dipstick Alien
I won't be spared regardless how tasty I am but he may spare me if I wear a short skirt as I bow to him.
This is what you get for not closing out certain programs on your computer now.
"HE SAID WHAT?!" Dib screamed out causing the neighbor from above him to shout out for him to shut up. Giving him the middle finger salute in the air, Dib went to compose a new message.
To: Almtymasta69
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: WTH?!
You know what, Zim you are a jerk. A real jerk. Creepy as all hell too. What the hell is with you talking to my sister like that?"
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Almtymasta69
Re: Re: WTH?!
What are you referring to? I am just a normal human Earth worm baby having a normal conversation with another Earth baby. There was nothing out of the ordinary with what I said.
Signed,
The Amazing Zim.
Face palming himself, Dib cursed at his stupidity level.
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To: Almtymasta69
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Re: Re: WTH?!
What the hell do you think you are pulling, Zim? You are from the planet called Irk. You are green. I know you are an alien. You know, I know, you are an alien. My sister knows you are one, so stop it.
By the way, if I haven't said it clearly in the past for you: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
She is off limits.
Zim huffed at that before a smile formed on his face.
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Almtymasta69
Re: Re: Re: Re: WTH?!
Fine, Zim will no longer say such things to your sister.
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To: Evlseacrture24
From: Almtymasta69
Subject: :)
Little Gaz,
Why such an email address and not something with your favorite game?
Also may I stroke your hair?
Your future ruler.
Gaz just cocked her head to the side reading that last message. To think she had a crush on the idiot before.
Tak was in the middle of updating Mimi when she saw a new message pop up on her screen. Putting her tool down, she went to pull it up almost smiling.
To: Randomaddrss70
From: MothmanAgt1
Subject: Hey
Hiya Tak,
I'm still curious if you are still planning on coming up here. I haven't received anything saying otherwise.
Dib
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Randomaddrss70
Re: Subject: Hey
Yes, Dib I'm coming up there. Been busy fixing Mimi. She still has bugs in her.
Tak
P.S. How was the test?
Smiling at the thought of seeing her again, also with the question even if she feigned any actual concern out of friendship, Dib replied quickly enough.
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To: Randomaddrss70
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Re: Subject: Hey
Sorry she still has bugs in her. Guess Gir really is bad for her health. I'm glad to hear you are still coming up.
The test was very easy. Thanks for asking.
I wonder if you wanted to do anything special while you are up here. Anything you might be curious about. I'd enjoy doing them with you.
Dib.
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Randomaddrss70
Re: Re: Re: Subject: Hey
I have something on my mind that I've been thinking about, but it'll be a secret for now. Don't worry it isn't anything illegal. I know how you get your panties in a bunch. ;)
Tak
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To: Randomaddrss70
From: MothmanAgt1
Re: Re: Re: Re: Subject: Hey
Panties in a bunch? Is it so wrong for me to want to not to do anything illegal? I'll have you know I'm not so boring. I'll even show you I'm not boring when you are here.
Perhaps I have been thinking of something in secret for some time now.
Dib
Tak laughed at him literally getting his panties in a bunch right now. What a silly human expression that was so fitting for him at times.
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To: MothmanAgt1
From: Randomaddrss70
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Subject: Hey
Well I hope you prove it to me once I'm there or I'll move on to the next pathetic human, because I sure do need some stimulation. ;)
See you soon human.
Tak
Dib smirked knowing he could prove her very wrong right now and when he saw her.
Later on in the night:
Hearing her chime on her computer, Gaz groaned out knowing she did close out her programs, but here it was at midnight with her computer screen shining brightly at her. She knew she shut that down. Annoyed at being disturbed, she shuffled over to see the instant message on the left hand of her screen from none other than Zim.
Almtymasta69: Little Gaz wake up for your Zim.
Evlseacrture24: What is it now? I was asleep.
Almtymasta69: I was bored.
Evlseacrture24: So?
Almtymasta69: I missed talking to you.
Evlseacrture24: Seeing as I barely talked, how could you?
Almtymasta69: Fine we hardly talked cuz of your brother, but I miss you in short skirts.
Evlseacrture24: ...
Almtymasta69: What is that?
Evlseacrture24: ...
Almtymasta69: I demand you to tell your future leader to tell you what is that? What are you doing? Are you being insolent with me again?
Evlseacrture24: ...
Almtymasta69: Fine! You won't be spared once I'm a ruler. You will be a lonely slave cleaning up after me. Serving me. In those little skirts I enjoy you wearing.
Evlseacrture24: Will Red be around still?
Almtymasta69: Maybe. Why do you ask?
Evlseacrture24: I'll wear a short skirt for him. You? Never. Him. Yes. His body was so deliciously tall and lanky and he is oh so...
Almtymasta69: WHAT? I'm tall now! Why him and not me?
Evlseacrture24: He isn't so annoying. I wonder how big his package is. Wait! Aren't you asexual?
Almtymasta69: ?
MothmanAgt1 has entered room.
MothmanAgt1: Ugh! COME ON! Zim! Didn't I warn you? Stay away from my sister.
Almtymasta69: You called your brother? I thought you didn't need him?
Evlseacrture69: Well I know you aren't wanting him in a short skirt.
MothmanAgt1: Well I should hope not.
Almtymasta69: Zim just likes his Gaz-human in skirts. So sew him.
MothmanAgt1: You mean; So sue you. Sewing you is after I dissect you and put your body back together for how you are talking to, Gaz.
Almtymasta69: ...
Almtymasta69: ...
Evlseacrture69: Well while he is busy pouting. Dib, excited about your big weekend with Tak coming up?
MothmanAgt1: Yes. Nervous though. Hope it changes things.
Evlseacrture69: Hope so too. Maybe it'll get those starry eyes out of your eyes for once.
MothmanAgt1: Here's hoping. Anyone you're seeing?
Evlseacrture69: Ahh you know how I am. No one is my type. I'm focused on studying anyhow. I do get my share of numbers though.
Almtymasta69: You know I'm still here, don't you?
Evlseacrture69: We know.
Almtymasta69: As your future mate I forbid you to take anymore numbers from any more guys.
Evlseacrture69: Future mate? First you are my future slave master and now future mate? Perhaps it is the same thing if I'm attached to you. Besides, aren't you asexual?
Almtymasta69: Devil woman!
Almtymasta69: Dib, what is asexual?
MothmanAgt1: I'm literally face palming myself over here, Zim. Asexual is someone who has no sexual organs. You are sexless.
Almtymasta69: ...
Evlseacrture24: Rested my case there.
Randomaddrss70 has entered the room.
Randomaddress70: Glad I don't sleep. Also who are the other two's in this room, Dib?
Mothman69: Evlseacrture is Gaz and the other is Zim, Tak.
Randomaddress70: Really glad I don't sleep now because that Zim part would give me nightmares. Hi, Gaz.
Evlseacrture24: Hey.
Randomaddress70: Give me a moment to catch up here. Also Mimi is downloading more files. Hopefully it is the end of it.
MothmanAgt1: Hope so too.
Randomaddress70: Oh dear Irk! Sorry, Gaz. Just read it. Yeah, you would do better with Red or even Purple for that matter.
Almtymasta69: Now I have to deal with your evil self on here? I just wanted to talk to her and now I have you on here, Tak! Also I want my bee back!
Randomaddress70: I don't have your blasted bee for the billionth time. Will you shut up about that damn bee!
Evlseacrture24: ARGH! WHAT THE HELL, ZIM?!
MothmanAgt1: What happened, Gaz?
Evlseacrture24: Well, Zim isn't asexual.
MothmanAgt1: And how do you know this?
RedIrkenlrd and PurIrkenlrd both entered room.
Evlseacrture24: He sent a video of his junk. I didn't need to see what your thing looked like down there, Zim!
Almtymasta69: You thought I didn't have any sexual organs so now you know, little Gaz.
RedIrkenlrd: He sent what to you?
MothmanAgt1: When I see you next time, Zim I'm gonna kill you for showing your groin to her.
RedIrkenlrd: I should kill whomever invited us in for this conversation now.
Randomaddress70: Sorry, that was me. It was an accidental send. Being on Earth too long has maybe made me stupid now.
Almtymasta69: And your excuse before, Tak?
Randomaddress70: Quiet you!
RedIrkenlrd: Evlseacrture, you are the human known as Gaz? I remember you. You provided entertainment with your violence.
Evlseacrture24: I guess thanks.
Almtymasta69: So what is your opinion about me now, little Gaz?
Evlseacrture24: ...
Almtymasta69: Are we back to this?
MothmanAgt1: Ha ha! You deserve to sit and stew, Zim.
Randomaddress70: Just toss him in a stew and get it over with, Dib. :P
MothmanAgt1: Oh I should.
Almtymasta69: SHUT YOUR NOISE TUBES!
Almtymasta69: Little Gaz, speak to your future mate.
Evlseacrture24: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh what did I deserve to do get this fresh hell tonight? So glad there isn't no school tomorrow.
MothmanAgt1: What happened, Gaz?
Evlseacrture24: Red sent me a video of himself now. I need to wash my eyeballs. Be right back.
RedIrkenlrd: Oh she is just astounded by my presence.
Almtymasta69: That is my future mate! How dare you! I know you are the Tallest but that is my future mate.
Redirkenlrd: You can't talk to me like that, Zim.
Almtymasta69: Oh yes I can since you exiled me so now I can talk to you however I want to.
MothmanAgt1: HEY! As her brother here, no one is allowed to send their junk to her ESPECIALLY if she is now washing her eyeballs now.
Randomaddrss70: I bet she is taking it one step further and removing her eyeballs so she will never see again.
RedIrkenlrd: Purple! Where are you? You came in with me and have been silent.
Randomaddrss70: He's probably eating snacks.
RedIrkenlrd: You are probably right.
Redwuvsgreen has entered room.
Randomaddrss70: Now who is this?
RedIrkenlrd: I know it isn't me.
PurIrkenlrd: Not me.
RedIrkenlrd: He lives everyone.
PurIrkenlrd: Huh?
Almtymasta69: Can't believe you sent that to my future mate, Red. ZIM IS HER FUTURE MATE!
Redwuvsgreen: Hey buddy!
Almtymasta69: Who are you talking to?
Redwuvsgreen: You. I'm talking to my bestest buddy in the world.
Almtymasta69: Go away Keef. I don't like you. I never liked you.
Redwuvsgreen: Oh come on don't be like that. Also who is your future mate? I thought I was.
Randomaddrss70: Ha! This got good.
MothmanAgt1: I agree. I need to make some popcorn now, but then I'd miss the show.
RedIrkenlrd: So the little human is free then. Zim I can see your dance card is full now with this new addition. So Keef are you a violent female like Gaz is?
Almtymasta69: Keef is an annoying worm child who is a boy. A boy I'm not interested in. Will never be interested in. ALSO STAY AWAY FROM MY MATE, RED!
RedIrkenlrd: Which mate? Keef or Gaz? I'm so confused.
Almtymasta69: Gaz. Stay away from her.
Almtymasta69: Dib-stink, if you had a choice on who your sister is supposed to end up with, do you want it to be Red or myself?
MothmanAgt1: I'd prefer neither right now.
MothmanAgt1: But if you want there is always Keef for you Zim. Hey, Keef! He sent Gaz a picture of his junk if you want to see. Ask her.
Redwuvsgreen: Really? I will. I hope she lets me see it.
Almtymasta69: She will do no such thing right now! Shut your noise tube, Dib!
MothmanAgt1: Nope. This is too good to pass up now.
PurIrkenlrd has left the room.
RedIrkenlrd: Purple said this was too stupid for him to deal with. You know this is bad. Oh well.
Evlseacrture24: I just posted both Red and Zim's videos up on a porno channel. If you want to see it there, Keef head on over.
Redwuvsgreen: Really? Oh I can't wait.
Almtymasta69: WHAT? Gaz! How could you? I love you. You can't do that to me.
Evlseacrture24: ...
MothmanAgt1: ...
Randomaddrss70: ...
RedIrkenlrd: ...
Redwuvsgreen: Awwwwwwwww. You are so lucky, Gaz.
RedIrkenlrd has left the room.
Evlseacrture24 has left the room.
Randomaddrss70 has left the room.
Redwuvsgreen: What happened? Why is everyone leaving?
MothmanAgt1: Um I think it is best if you do the same thing, Keef.
Redwuvsgreen: Okay. Bye then.
Redwuvsgreen has left the room.
MothmanAgt1: You alive, Zim?
Almtymasta69: That was her reaction? And would she post my stuff up like that?
MothmanAgt1: That isn't like Gaz to be THAT evil. Also, were you serious about your feelings for her?
Almtymasta69: Yeah. Now I know how she feels.
MothmanAgt1: Because you said it in the most impersonal way possible. You say to bow down to you. Tell her what to wear in order for you to forgive her.
MothmanAgt1: Actually there is a list of things you have said including sending your junk to her. That was all classless and made her feel like dirt. She wants to feel special.
Almtymasta69: I thought complimenting her by telling her how I think she makes me feel when she wears that stuff would make her feel that way.
MothmanAgt1: Gaz may not be an angel but too many guys have tried to get into her pants without caring what was in her mind.
Almtymasta69: Perhaps she could do better without the likes of me then. Zim screwed up. Zim is a failure.
MothmanAgt1: Well you do act without thinking. Just think before you speak next time.
MothmanAgt1: Look I hate to just up and leave, but I am tired and humans need rest. So take care. It'll be fine.
MothmanAgt1 has left the room.
Zim slumped over in his seat pouting as he saw a lighted up signal come up. Hoping and praying it wasn't Keef, he pressed on it to see Gaz in front of him with her hair slightly messy.
"Gaz."
"Seeing as you aren't normal. Seeing that you have a different set of rules attached to you. Seeing that it is now 2 am and I'm freaking tired. What makes me think you are serious when you say those three little words?" Gaz seriously asked as she stifled a yawn behind her hand.
"I am though."
"If you are, you are coming up next weekend so we can go out to spend some time together. If I hear any of that stupid crap of future ruler and me bowing down I will send that junk of yours to Keef's. I feel I am owed after that huge surprise tonight." Gaz informed him.
"You are demanding me?" Irk he loved when she got like this. "What else do you wish, little Gaz?"
"I want sleep. I just wanted to talk to you like this for once. No more disturbing me for the rest of the night."
"Gaz! I have a question I need to ask though before you sleep, my demoness?" He wondered but added silently to himself, Let me run my hands through that hair of yours.
"What is it? She smirked at him.
"Who's is bigger?"
Eyebrow raised, she shook her head. "I'll email you my information tomorrow. Good night, Zim." With that she turned off the communication.
Raising his feet on the panel, and placing his hands behind his head, Zim was satisfied. He knew that his was bigger than the Tallests. Also he will receive his favorite human as a prize.
Meanwhile in Tak's base, she grinned evilly up at the little object flying around with the newly recovered Mimi at her side. Yes, she had Zim's bee, and no he will never find out. Let him keep his defective minions to compliment himself.