A brand new fanfic! :O Whatever will this one be about? Well, a while ago, I invented two children for Kermit and Miss Piggy, Jasmine and Axel, but I couldn't think of a story for them in AGES until last night at 9:10pm, I suddenly had the most genius idea...that I'm not going to tell you! :P I'll let them introduce themselves. Enjoy!

Thanks to Jacqueline Wilson for giving me the idea for how to set out this chapter. The rest off it will be in play format, but for this chapter and this chapter only, Jasmine and Axel are writing it, Jasmine is in italics and Axel is normal so you don't get confused.

My name's Jasmine

And I'm Axel

I'm 9 and he's 13. We're brother and sister, could you tell? We've been asked-

Well, we've been made to, homework isn't optional

Yes, I know. We've been made to make some sort of presentation of what our home is like. And we thought, instead of making a PowerPoint or a boring old booklet like everybody else would, we would get a video camera and make a video! So that's what we're doing, we're going to go around and say hi to everyone and film them.

The only thing is...our home is far from ordinary. We live at the Muppet Theatre.

Yep, Kermit's our dad and Miss Piggy's our mum.

Are you surprised? We were! We've seen every single Muppet movie loads of times and know exactly what Mum and Dad were like before we were born and I honestly thought they would NEVER get together.

Me too. But they did, and soon we were born and there were two new members to the Muppet family.

Oh there you go with the whole family thing again.

What?

It's cheesy.

Well tough, I'm a muppet, I like cheesy.

I don't and I'm a Muppet. Jasmine's a real muppet nerd.

Hey!...Well I suppose I am a little, but the Muppets are awesome! Anyway, I'm digressing, the point is, this is our life. I guess we'd better introduce ourselves.

OK! If there's any way to stand out from a crowd of classmates, it's to make yourself known.

Well, where do I start? Axel is the older, loud, confident boisterous one who always gets into trouble.

Hey! That's not fair, I wanted to introduce me!

You mean 'myself'

Whatever. Well I'm a pig; (Jasmine's a frog by the way) I've got blond hair and green eyes. I'm always getting into scrapes so my clothes are usually torn and dirty. A lot of people say I'm like my mum, but I don't think-

You so are. And not just because you're a pig. You have such a temper.

No I don't!

And you can be really full of yourself, and-

You realise that the more you insult me, the more you're insulting Mum.

Ah. Sorry. I'll get on with introducing me shall I?

Yes

OK. Well, I'm Jasmine, as you know, I'm a 9 year old frog and I broke records by being the first ever frog with coloured eyes. They're bright blue, like my mum's. I'm such a daddy's girl and proud of it too. I'm much quieter than Axel as well and I'm very bookish. While Axel runs around loudly cheeking everyone in sight, I'm more likely hidden away somewhere with a book. They're my guilty pleasure, I zoom through them much to Axel's disgust.

I'm disgusted now. Look, you're not writing any of that book rubbish. Get on with our life.

Alright, alright. Well, I'm very into that cheesy Muppet stuff. I adore making cheesy speeches.

You would, daddy's-girl.

Shut up. And I like the idea of us Muppets all being one big Muppet family.

Shall we start interviewing then?

OK. Let's go!