A/N: Hello! Okay, this is my second fic on here. To make things clear, the diary/journal belongs to a Slytherin girl named Kisa. It's just that when my friend read it, she got confuzzled. Anyway, on with the humour and slight aching of ribs.

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, except Kisa. But her name isn't mine; it belongs to the beloved owner of Fruits Basket, the best manga in the world. And everything HP belongs to JKR. Never mind.

Friday, 15th November

8:30

Malfoy is staring at me. And he's not even trying to make it inconspicuous. It's not like he actually has something to stare at. I'm not amazingly pretty. Oh, he's looked away. Good. Now I can relax.

8:34

NO! He only looked away to eat more food. Why can't he stop? He's driving me crazy!

10:32

Okay, so I shouldn't be writing in class. But I have to, you know? It was just too weird! We were all just standing outside the classroom (which smells, by the way) and he just comes up to me and starts a normal conversation. This is how it went:

Him: Hey, how are you?

Me: Um… fine… you?

Him: Oh, I'm good.

(Cue for an awkward silence)

Me: So…

Him: Yeah…

And then he walked away. Well, that went well. And now I'm wondering why he even talked to me in the first place. I mean, we are housemates and all, but I hardly know him. Just because I'm in the same house and year as him, doesn't mean I have to know him.

Right?

Lunch, 12:30

God, I am so hungry. I'm just dying for a sandwich. Ooh, I see a good one. I shall be back after I eat it.

12:50

I just read that last entry and have decided that it was a big waste of parchment. Oh well.

Great, he's staring again. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO STARE AT! Well, it's not like I shouted that out loud or anything.

Hmm, maybe I will.

- HOW TO STOP HIM FROM STARING -

1. Burn his eyes out. Good idea, but no.

2. Claw his eyes out. No, I'll get my fingers dirty.

3. Blindfold him. But then he won't be able to

20:43

Sorry about that last entry. Malfoy came and sat next to me and I couldn't possibly let him read all the things about gouging his eyes out. Now we're having an all seventh year party in the common room. Normally, I would go and hide in my dorm, but Pansy dragged me out here. Foolish girl. Now, I shall just go back to dozing slightly in my chair. Yes, that's a good idea.

Sometime really, really, really late

I can't believe it! Malfoy woke me up. EVIL CHILD. Okay, I must stop doing that. Anyway, he asked me to dance, and I told him that this music was a bit inappropriate to dance to (it was kind of heavy metal kind of thing). And guess what?

He went and changed the music.

What is wrong with him?

So, we danced for a while until I said I was going to go to bed. Which was a lie, but he didn't know any better. Oh well. I left the party over half an hour ago and it's still going on. I can hear the music still. God, don't they ever sleep?

I've just noticed that the colour green is starting to annoy me. Why can't we have a decent colour like, I don't know, black? Because I like black.

SHEEP WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Okay, I really think I should get some sleep.

Sometime even later

The music is stopping me from sleeping. So I'm going to make a list.

- MY LIST OF THINGS THAT I THINK ARE ANNOYING -

1. Malfoy. He keeps staring at me. Maybe he's my stalker. Oh no, badthoughts, badthoughts.

2. Pansy. She dragged me to the party, so I would get woken up by Malfoy.

3. Professor Binns. Because he's just plain BORING.

4. Peeves. No explanation needed.

5. Homework. See above.

6. People who eat with their mouth open. That's just disgusting.

7. Malfoy.

8. Cheese.

9. My inability to think of more stuff.

10. You-Know-Who. Why can't he just die, and get it over with?

11. Zabini. He stole my quill and won't give it back.

12. People who say my name wrong. Kisa is pronounced Kee-sah, not Kai-sah. Stupid idiots.

13. Potions. Evil Snape. I thought he was supposed to favour Slytherins?

14. Wow, this is a long list.

15. Mobile phones. I just don't get them. Even though as a Slytherin, I'm not supposed to know what they are. Stuff them.

16. Invisible ink. It's just lemon juice.

17. Okay, I really can't think of any more except… Malfoy!

Okay, I need to sleep. Sleep is good.

- THINGS I HAVE TO DO RIGHT NOW -

1. Sleep.

2. Have Malfoy-free dreams. They are really starting to freak me out.

Saturday, 16th November

15:02

I love Hogsmeade. It's so relaxing, and you can do whatever you like all day. And get away from evil, stalking ferrets.

15:08

Forget that last sentence. Here is my second conversation with the Stalker:

Him: Hi.

Me: Hi.

Him: So, do you want to come and get a cup of coffee with me?

Me: Why do you need me to go with you? And where are Crabbe and Goyle, anyway?

Him: (looks around suspiciously) Um… I don't know…

Me: Right…

Him: So, are we going?

Me: (sighs) I suppose.

So, now I'm in this weird coffee shop which I definitely haven't seen before. Malfoy has gone to get the coffees and I'm just sitting here, looking like a loner.

Oh, he's coming back.

16:40-something

- THINGS I HAVE GOT TO DO -

1. Get rid of Malfoy.

2. Brush my hair.

3. Eat. All I had today was a piece of toast and some coffee. I'm hungry.

4. Get rid of Malfoy. He is really starting to bug me.

I have no idea what the time is, I am too busy hyperventilating

Oh my God, I can't believe what just happened. I think I'm going to die.

I was just starting to make an impression on Malfoy that I wanted his to go away, when he suddenly goes, "Why do you want me to go away, Kisa?"

So I was like, "Well, you are kind of scaring me by following me around…"

Then he goes, "I thought you would like my company."

What has he been smoking? Because I want some. Now.

I said to him, "Whatever gave you that idea?"

"Pansy told me that you−"

I knew what was coming.

"And you believed her?" I was going to kill Pansy. Idiot girl.

"Well, yeah."

"Why?"

But I never found out, because at that moment, A BIG PINK MARSHMELLOW DRAGGED ME TO A BLENDER AND CUT ME UP INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES! Wow, where did that come from?

No, just kidding. What actually happened was that Pansy dragged me to the new cosmetic store and we spent the next half hour looking at blusher. Fun.

17:20

Stupid Malfoy. He thinks I like him. I hardly KNOW him. God, what is he on? Now he keeps trying to put his arm around my shoulders. But I'm in my dorm and he can't get to me! Hahaha! Um… yeah.

- REASONS WHY MALFOY IS IRRITATING -

1. He keeps following me around.

2. He keeps touching me.

3. He has nicer hair than me, but I will NEVER admit that to his face.

4. Pansy is obsessed with him, therefore irritating me.

5. I'm hungry. Malfoy is stopping me from leaving the safety of this room to go to the kitchens.

6. He is irritating. Okay, that did not make sense. 'He is irritating because he is irritating.' Definitely not.

7. Can't think of anymore… I'm going to risk going to the kitchens.

Dinner, 18:04

I never made it to the kitchens. Malfoy saw me going down the staircase and forced me to sit next to him. So here I am, listening to Zabini drone on and on… Hey, I never did get my quill back. I'll ask him now. If he's lost it… I'm going to kill him.

18:23

I hate Zabini.

End A/N: I hope you all enjoyed! I shall give out jelly sandwiches if you review!

Forever yours,

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