I'm watching the bachelor Pad, haha.
I don't own icarly. Or the bachelor Pad.
Wouldn't that be cool if I did?
Sam rolled her eyes as some blonde chick started to cry.
"I just thought he loved me so much. I-I cant believe he was using me this whole time." the chick said, wiping a tear.
"Dude, you're competing for twenty five grand. Of course he's using you." Sam said, shaking her head.
Freddie appeared next to her, handing her a bowl full of popcorn.
He raised an eyebrow. "Why are you watching the bachelor Pad?"
"Because I can." she said, scooping a handful of popcorn into her mouth.
The girl on the screen continued to cry.
"I thought it was real!"
"So they're competing for money?" He asked, after the girl drank her sadness away and embarrassed herself on live TV.
She grabbed another handful. "Yeah."
"You know, I wouldn't even have to think. I'd choose you over the money, a hundred percent." Freddie said, brushing a strand of hair out of her face.
Sam's eyebrows rose skeptically.
"Really? Because I'm pretty sure I'd take the money."
He gasped. "But you're my girlfriend."
"And your point is?"
He crossed his arms.
"You know you wouldn't give me up for money."
"Uh, I'm pretty sure I would." She smiled, but her face remained serious.
"Sam!"
"Freddie!"
"Samantha!"
"Fredward"
"Beautiful"
"…you…"
"Oh come on! You couldn't at least call me handsome?"
Sam smiled, picking a piece of popcorn out of his hair.
"Hand-" she started to say, but the commercial was over and the Bachelor Pad was back on. She grabbed the remote and turned the volume up.
"Whoops, your time is up, my show's on."
Freddie rolled his eyes but scooted close to her anyway.
"And yes, I'd still take the money."
I know, really short. But then again, most of life's amazing moments are short. Thats why you have to live life to its fullest... when did i start saying things so deep?