Sasuke's Mum

A/N: AU, OOC. You'll have to ignore the Uchiha's history for this to make sense. Written after seeing 129 & 130 and falling in love with Sasuke's mum.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or this song.


Song-Fic Parody of Stacey's Mum by Fountains of Wayne

Sasuke's mom has got it going on
Sasuke's mom has got it going on
Sasuke's mom has got it going on
Sasuke's mom has got it going on...

Sasuke can I come over after tra-a-aa-ning
(after training)
We can hang around by the Ichiraku Ramen
(hang by the Ichiraku Ramen)
did your mom get back from her diplomatic trip to the mist
(diplomatic trip)
is she there or is she trying to give me the sli-i-i-ip
(give me the slip)
you know I'm not the little Genin that I used to be
I'm a Jounin
now baby, can't you see.

Sasuke's mom has got it going on
she's all I want and I've waited for so long
Sasuke can't you see I'm not into yaoi.
I know it might be wrong
but I'm in love with Sasuke's mom!

Sasuke's mom has got it going on
Sasuke's mom has got it going on

Sasuke do you remember when I used your shuriken training grounds.
(shuriken training grounds)
your mom came out with just a towel o-o-o-on
(towel on)
I can tell she likes me from the way she stared with the sharingan
(the way she stared)
and the way she said, you missed a target over the-e-e-er
(target over there)
and I know that you think it's just a genjutsu
but since you're dad walked out you're mom could use a ninja like me...

Sasuke 's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Sasuke can't you see I'm not into yaoi.
I know it might be wrong
but I'm in love with Sasuke 's mom

(MUSIC BREAK)

Sasuke 's mom has got it going on (she's got it going)
she's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited)
Sasuke can't you see I'm not into yaoi.
I know it might be wro-o-ong

I'm in love with
Sasuke 's mom oh oh oh oh
I'm in love with Sasuke's mom oh oh oh oh


Thats the end. Reviews Welcome.