Me : Hello everyone! I'm back! It's been quite some time right? Shall we get started? Alrighty then! Today, we have a special guest! Let's all welcome, Silver!
Silver : ...
Me : Hi Silver! I'm so glad that you could make it! Can you please do the disclaimer for me?
Silver : *looks at me* This woman (LucarioNinetales) does not own Pokémon in any way, shape or whatsoever.
Me : Thank you Silver! Here you go! I'll return you your Feraligatr now!
Silver : Idiot... *walks out of room*
Me : Let's begin! GO GO!
Birthday Wishes
RED
"It's your birthday today? Happy birthday! Uhh... Can I give you your present later?"
GREEN
"Happy birthday."
BLUE
"It's your birthday today?! We have to throw a party and also have to go call the others NOW!"
YELLOW
"Happy birthday! Here's a drawing of you and your Pokémon!"
GOLD
"Yo! Happy birthday *insert nickname Gold will give you* ! Here ya go! A Pokémon egg!"
SILVER
Scenario 1
"What the hell do you want? Go away."
Scenario 2
"What? It's your birthday? Happy birthday."
(A/N : I just had to! I can't decide between the two...)
CRYSTAL
"Happy birthday! Here's a set of Pokéballs for you! Oh, and also few apricons for you!"
RUBY
"Happy birthday! Here are new outfits for you and your Pokémon! What do you think? Aren't they beautiful?"
SAPPHIRE
"Hiya! Here ya go! Berries for your birthday present! Prissy boy told me not ta get ya berries cos they'll get ya clothes dirty but I ignored him and got ya berries!"
EMERALD
"Hi! Over here! Can you see me? I have your present here! There! Hope you like it!"
DIAMOND
"Happy birthday! I've made you a huge and yummy cake this year! I hope you'll like it! But it looks so yummy... Can I have some after you blow out the candles later?"
PEARL
"Happy birthday! Here's your present and you owe me a thousand yen for it! Just kidding! Dia! Let's perform manzai for her!"
PLATINUM
"Happy birthday. I heard that it's your birthday today. Here's your gift."
Me : Come on Silver! Say bye to everyone now! Quick! Bye! Please remember to be a kind soul to review or to favourite!
Silver : ...
Me : Fine! If that's how you want it, I won't return you your Honchkrow!
Silver : ...Bye. There, happy now?
Me : Yep! Here's your Honchkrow!
Silver : Idiot... *walks out of room*
Me : Bye everyone!
(Sorry if my writing seems worse then last time!)