Episode 1: Pilot
A/N:
Kitten: Hello! This is the first EVER episode of the other show! AREN'T YOU EXCITED! (Cheers)
Tigger's Disclaimer: Hello! Just thought that I'd add... All of the Characters and most of the Places in the Other Show are completely imaginary. Coming solely from the brains of my co-writers and I (scary as that may seem...)
Kitten and Ziazan: Hey!
Ziazan: Now... ON WITH THE SHOW! What you've all been waiting forrrr…
Kitten: WAIT! I forgot to say something! Anything within ( ) brackets is an action. Just because square brackets and stars are being painful and not working.
Ziazan: Alright… NOW! ON WITH THE OTHER SHOW! (Drum roll courtesy of Wayne)
Warning: contains lots of sap, fluff and random band geek humour.
(Opening theme song and credits)
Jillian: (accidentally hits herself with her sticks) Ow! I hit myself with my sticks.
Garth: Way to go.
Jillian: (dramatic fainting pose) Ahh! I'm mortally wounded! I can't go on! You'll have to carry me! Put your arms around me and –
Garth: Forget it. (Pulls a strand of hair teasingly) you're too fat!
Jillian: (blinks and mocks offence) Thaaaanks…
Garth: Not a problem! Anything for you! (Glances lovingly at Jillian)
Jillian: (glances back at Garth and bats eyelashes)
(Scene: all students flooding the band room with luggage, uniforms and instruments)
(band room filled with students talking excitedly(
Ms. Smirgov: Good morning children! Yes, simmer, simmer! Today we are embarking on an exciting journey! Oh, wait, that was the speech from my wedding… BUT! Either way, we must remember one very important thing! DON'T PICK UP ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES! Oh… and don't get lost, and stay together with a buddy! (Muttering) yes, that was what I was supposed to tell them! Foreign languages! Mandatory buddies? (randomly wanders off)
(zooms in on Madison)
Madison: Clarinet? Check! Extra reeds? Check! Clothing (glances around)? Check! Cork grease? Check! Cleaning swab? Check! Band uniform? Check! Wallet (looks around)? … (panicked look) HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WALLET? (starts to hyperventilate)
Charlie: (points) umm... Madz, it's in your pocket.
Madison: (blushes) oops!
(Bailey, Carlyn and Nalani)
Carlyn: This is exciting!
Bailey: I can't believe we're going for six whole months!
Nalani: Yeah!
(Josh walks up)
Josh: Hey girls! How're my favourite flutes this fine morning?
Carlyn: Great! Excited!
(Bailey is faintly blushing)
Nalani: We're good.
Josh: What about you Billy?
Bailey: (nervous and kind of squeaky) umm… good?
(Carlyn and Nalani stare at Bailey)
Josh: (looks away at Nathan, nods his head and turns back to the girls) Aight… sorry, but I gotta go talk to Nathan. Later.
Carlyn and Nalani: Bye.
(Josh walks away, Bailey finally exhales while both Carlyn and Nalani turn to look at her simultaneously)
Carlyn: What was THAT?
(Nalani nods)
Bailey: erm… what are you talking about?
Carlyn: THAT! What was that I-like-you-so-I'm-flustered-and-can't-talk-properly moment!
Bailey: nothing! Really!
Carlyn: suree….
Bailey: I'm serious guys, it was nothing. (regaining composure)
Nalani: mmhmm (gives her a look)
Bailey: You too, Nalani? (exasperated)
(Rae, Sylvia, Terri, Jo, Wren, Kailee, Summer, Sloane, Inoke, Dex, Toby)
Rae: This is SO friggin' exciting. Six months! Six whole months in Europe without parents! (prepares to scream)
Sylvia: (clamps hand over her mouth) don't you dare.
(everyone laughs)
Wren: Kailee, what are you doing? (Kailee is unresponsive, mouth hanging open, eyes focused elsewhere) Kailee? KAILEE!
Kailee: (snaps out of it) What, Wren? What!
(Group turns to look where Kailee was staring. They see five trombone players standing in a group – all guys)
Wren: I see… (girls giggle while Toby and Dex look uncomfortable)
Toby: So, Dex, how about we go and… uh…
Dex: Eat?
Sloane: We just had lunch!
Dex: So? (both boys are skinny as rails)
Toby: Yeah, let's go! (he turns to go and smacks into Kailee) Sorry Kai! Uh, Kai? Kailee? (Kailee is unresponsive) what now?
Rae: Is that – Is she humming?
Sylvia: That sounds familiar… her solo?
Jo: (grabs Kailee's shoulders) YO KAI! Snap out of it!
Kailee: (panics suddenly, eyes wide and grabs Jo's shoulders in return) I can't remember the ALTERNATE TRILL FINGERING! (group moans except for Rae who bursts out laughing)
Rae: (still laughing) was that it?
Kailee: Hey! Abuse! Emotional abuse! I'm scarred for life.
Rae: Mmhmm... Sure... that's nice.
Sylvia: Cut it out guys.
Terri: Flight's at five, right?
Summer: What? Oh yeah… flight's at five, that's right.
Mr. Thorncliff: Guys, we're gonna get going now. Let's load the buses and head to Europe!
(everyone cheers)
(Scene: loading the buses)
(on the bus)
Summer: Man, this is taking a really long time…
Wren: Well, look at the traffic!
Jo: I'm bored… (starts to hum loudly, evil look on face)
Everyone else: AHHHH!
Terri: (clamps hand over Jo's mouth) I think that's enough of THAT.
Rae: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we ALL sing! 1-2-1-2-3!
OH – THE – trumpets on the bus go splat, splat, splat.
Splat, splat, splat.
Splat, splat, splat.
Oh, the trumpets on the bus go-
Lucas: HEY! I resent that! (Rae has an evil look in her eye)
Rae: Oh yeah? (she reaches over and pokes Lucas in the side)
Lucas: OW!
Rae: Pansy. (leaps up and grabs Lucas) How convenient! (eyes dart around, no band directors have noticed) TICKLE FIGHT! (war cry and then wrestles Lucas to the floor of the aisle)
Kailee: RAE! (grabs her by the collar and pulls her off of Lucas)
Sylvia: Rae-Lynn, what's the matter with you? I mean, aside from the normal things. (as she helps Lucas back to his feet)
Lucas: I think I preferred the song…
Rae: HA! (waves her arms like a conductor) EVERYBODY NOW! OH-THE- trumpets … (everyone sings enthusiastically except for the trumpets for obvious reasons)
(at the airport)
(everyone in chairs except for Dex who is with his girlfriend Hazina)
(music: Halfway around the World: A-Teens)
Dex: I'll miss you…
Hazina: Not as much as I'll miss you…
Dex: It's only half a year…
Hazina: That's a long time, moron.
Dex: well… umm… absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Hazina: That's true…
Dex: I'll miss you Hazie.
Hazina: me too. (tearing up)
(share mushy moment)
(meanwhile)
(TJ is pacing by a window)
Kailee: umm... TJ? Are you okay?
TJ: What? Oh yeah, I'm fine. (continues pacing)
Kailee: (goes to window) Hey! Look – a plane is taking off.
TJ: (looks green and sick) yippee.
Kailee: Huh? Are you SURE you're okay?
TJ: (sighs) actually, no. But you have to promise not to tell anybody. Ever. Got it?
Kailee: Ooo, secrets! I love secrets!
TJ: Okay, here it is: Idonlifling. (speaking quickly and quietly)
Kailee: Pardon?
TJ: (still whispering) Idonlifling.
Kailee: TJ, I can't understand what you –
TJ: (suddenly yells) I DON'T LIKE FLYING! (several people turn and give him a look) There! I said it!
Kailee: Um. Good for you! The first step in solving a problem is having one… urm… I mean, admitting you have one (blushes)
Wren: (bounces in) Alright Kai… That's enough… Quit while you're ahead (listens to voice far off from the airline) Come on! It's time to go anyway! (grabs Kai's arm)
Liam: Wren... Do you want me to hold something for you? (drools)
Wren: Urm…(thrusts Kailee at Liam) Here! But be careful with her, if anything is broken when I get her back…(glares at Liam and shudders then leaves to find the rest of the clarinet section)
Liam: (walks off with Kai in tow, humming a band piece)
Kailee: (turns and glares daggers at Wren but stalks off with Liam anyway)
Rae: Wren... Where's Kailee?
Wren: Umm... (looks guilty) she's… been taken care of…
Sylvia: (gives Wren the 'you have to stop doing that' look but smiles anyway)
(Scene: boarding the airplane)
(airplane)
Pilot: Good afternoon Air Canada flyers! Thank you for choosing Air Canada. Today we will be flying to Germany, approximately a 10 hour flight provided that none of our engines fail (flash to TJ who freezes). Just kidding. Anyway, destination: Frankfurt, Germany, where the grass is green.. and well.. that's about it… But! We are going to have a great flight today! Let's start with a Song! OH THE TRUMPETS ON THE BUS GO SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT!... etc.
(trumpets all groan)
(plane takes off)
Andy: (turns around in seat) Helllooooo, ladies.
Rae and Kailee: (glance and glare at Andy then return to talking)
Wren: (bored voice) Hello Andy…
Andy: Wren, great ball game last night!
Wren: Yep! Jaimie did a great job! What was it? 20 points?
Andy: Yea… sounds about rig-(gets cut off)
Liam: I was there too! Wren, you were REALLY awesome!
Andy: (shoves Liam in his seat and looks around) Where is she anyway?
Wren: Jaimie? Oh, she stayed behind, which I know sucks. But… basketball was more important to her… stinker.
Andy: Oh, well… I'd rather be here (blushes slightly) you know, with the band of course.
Wren: (huge confusion) uh… right…
Derek: (turns around) Hey Kailee, how's it going?
Kailee: (looks up and blushes) we're going to Germany…
Derek: (looks confused) what? No! I knew that… How is IT going (says it loud to make sure Kai hears)
Kailee: Oh! (light goes on) I'm fine, and Rae here, she's fine too... and... (rambles on and on about nothing)
Wren: (elbows Kailee)
Kailee: OUCH!
Wren and Rae: (share an evil smile)
(Other part of the plane: saxophones and French horns)
Harrison: Ah… here we go... back to the homeland.
Michael: The homeland! Dude, we aren't going there!
Harrison: but… but… we'll be in the vicinity!
Michael: (looks sceptical) right dude.
Larke: (laughs) Harry... just... no… (shakes head sadly)
Harrison: What!
Section: (laughs)
(TJ, Gavin and Alexander)
Gavin: TJ… what are you doing? (TJ has headphones, a pillow on either side of him and his feet braced against the floor. His eyes are closed, hands clenched and he is muttering to himself) TJ? Alex, what's with TJ?
Alex: I dunno… what's that he's listening to? (picks up case and laughs out loud) Relaxing string bass concertos. (looks up at Gavin) What a band geek!
Gavin: Hey... who are YOU calling a band geek!
Alex: (evil grin)
(French horns and bassoon)
Alexis: (is giddy) EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE!
Tucker: Oh my…
Oliver: (joins Alexis) EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE!
Albert: (laughs) Calm down Lexis, calm down. (pats her shoulder)
Alexis: BUT WHY!
Albert: (jumps slightly)
Tucker: Because we're on an airplane?
Alexis: SO!
Hannah: Lexis… (Gives her a look) Oliver… (Turns and gives him the look)
Alexis: Fine! (Sulks) Party poopers!
Tucker: (laughing at Lexis) alright then you nutters. I'm off to talk to the clarinets.
Hannah: And Wren…. (Teasingly)
Oliver: oooooo…
Tucker: (blushes) no... Just... no… (Gets up to leave)
Voice: Don't you get up Tucker Woode!
Tucker: What! (sits back down)
Voice: I said, don't you get up!
Tucker: But... but… why?
Voice: Because it's an airplane! That's why! (Tucker turns abruptly and stares at Alexis with a questioning look on his face)
Tucker: Alexis?
Alexis: What?
Tucker: (is confused) did you say something?
Alexis: (completely confused) umm... no… why… who are you talking to anyway Tuck?
Voice: (evil cackle) See? They all think you're crazy now!
Tucker: STOP THAT!
Hannah: Stop what? Tuck?
Tucker: Oh… was that out loud?
Section: yes…
Tucker: Anyway (confused look on face still) … clarinets (glances at Wren and blushes) … talking to them… (Gets up and walks away slightly losing balance because the plane is rocking a bit)
(Sloane, Inoke, Dex, Toby and Skye)
Sloane: … and while we're there, I want to get myself a pet mouse!
Inky: What! Why!
(Dex and Toby look uncomfortable)
Sloane: Ummm… to replace my turtle! Ma tortue est mort…
Inoke: Sloane!
Toby: (confused look) you HAD a turtle?
Dex: (continuing Toby's sentence) but now it's dead?
Toby: and now you want a mouse?
Sloane: (sheepish look again) Oui… ma tortue est mort! And well, if I got a mouse, what would I call it? (random thought) Anyway, hello!
Inoke: (shakes head sadly while Skye breaks in with a random thought)
Skye: Teehee! (turns on overhead air conditioning) Nothing like a cold breeze on a hot summer day.
Dex: (look of panic) Ahh! Toby… RUN!
Toby: (whimpers) I can't!
(percussionists and Lucas)
Lucas: Again with this! (stares at Jill and Garth in amazement)
Adelaide: I wonder if they even know… (looks at the two)
Jill: No! You should have the solo! (giggles and pushes drumsticks towards Garth) you're bigger and stronger!
Garth: Well, I can't argue with that Jilly. (laughs)
(back with the other three percussionists and Lucas)
Hayden: My god. That is SO sad…
Adelaide: you're telling me!
Lucas: (pretends to gag) barf!
Adelaide: Eeexactly… We're stopping this now, before we all get air sick... or... sick in general, whichever comes first. (calls to Jill) Jill! Jilly! HEY JILL! (annoyed look)
Jill: (finally looks up from flirting with Garth) yea?
Adelaide: come here for a sec?
Jill: (looks at Garth sadly and then looks at Addie with a pleading look in her eyes)
Adelaide: Fine! (goes over to where Jill and Garth are and plunks herself in between them with a smug look on her face) Problem solved!
Lucas: (aside to Hayden) Poor Addie… what in God's green earth was she thinking?
Hayden: I dunno, but she's stuck now (laughs at her as Jill and Garth reach their drumsticks across her lap and begin arguing about who will play the short marimba solo cadence at their first performance)
Adelaide: (sour look)
Wayne: What was she thinking, Hayden? (becomes attentive to Hayden and Lucas)
Hayden: Beats me, Wayne. But she looks a wee bit green. Serves her right.
(all laugh)
(Rae-Lynn, Kailee, Wren, Andy, Derek, and Liam who is now stuck to his seat because Derek and Andy have piled their bags and trombones on him to prevent him from talking or getting up while Wren and Andy continue to talk animatedly about basketball and Derek, Kailee and Rae-Lynn have been talking amongst themselves about no topic in particular. Enter Tuck)
Tucker: (Notices Andy talking with Wren and tries to control himself and not be jealous) (voice over) It's probably nothing Woode! Snap out of it! … I hate Andy Exton, I hate Andy Exton, I hate… (out loud) Andy! Hey! Buddy! (Derek nods, then Rae then Kailee), and urm… Liam, is that you?
Liam: (muffled because of the baggage) Ihavtagotoabafoom!
Tucker: Yea! It's good to see you too Liam! (voice warms) Hey Wren!
Wren: (warm voice too) Hey Tuck! What brings you to er...? (Stumbles on words) this end of the neck woods… No… neck of the woods?
Tucker: (hoping he isn't being too blatant for Wren's sake, but at the same time trying to make Andy jealous) Do I need an excuse to come talk to my favourite clarinet? (turns to glare at Andy)
Rae: (sitting on the aisle, punches Tuck) Hey! What about me! Aren't I your most favouritest clarinet?
Tucker: (hesitantly) urm... you're special Rae…
Wren: (laughs really loudly)
Kailee: (elbows Wren) Enwray… ixnay on the upidstay!
Wren: (glares at Kailee but stops laughing)
Andy: (glares daggers at Tucker in the awkward silence following the pig Latin)
Tucker: (not about to leave Wren with Andy for extended periods of time, tries to break the silence but is interrupted by Liam)
Liam: IHAVTAGOTOABAFOOM!
Tucker: Hey man, I wasn't going anywhere but it's been great seeing you too!
Liam: (sigh)
(Nathan, Ryan and Josh)
Josh: dude, imagine all the hot European chicks we'll meet.
Nathan: um, Josh, what about Bailey?
Ryan: yeah man.
Josh: Well... it's not like I have a chance with her anyway... She'll never like me... might as well go for a quick hook up.
Ryan: right… so … why is she staring at you right now?
(Josh glances towards Bailey as she quickly looks away; Josh turns back)
Josh: (gestures in a random direction) Erm... I'll be back…
(Nathan and Ryan laugh)
Ryan: he's like a dog on a leash
Nathan: (laughs) yeah.
Rae: (turns from where she's sitting) Hey Ry! Can you come here for a sec?
Ryan: sure, coming babe. (quickly unbuckles and leaves)
Nathan: (muttering) now who's the dog on a leash? (sits back with headphones on)
Sylvia: (approaches) Hey Nathan! Can I sit here?
Nathan: (opens eyes and takes off headphones) umm... sure? (looks confused)
Sylvia: (small giggle) I got kicked out by Rae because she wanted to talk to Ryan
Nathan: (laughs) poor, poor Sylvia
Sylvia: I know… Look at the treatment I get!
Nathan: (smiles) this trip is going to be SO fun!
Sylvia: Yea! I know! It's exciting!
Nathan: Yea...
Sylvia: soo… what kinda music are you listening to?
Nathan: Just my own mix of stuff…
Sylvia: can I listen?
Nathan: sure (hands her one ear bud phone like thing)
Sylvia: thanks (both relax and listen)
(Brianna, Kieran, Timothy, Julianne, Kenn and Randy)
Kieran: Brianna! I need a hug!
Brianna: WHAT!
Kieran: I need a hug!
Kenn: Kieran, you've officially lost it.
Timothy: I'm inclined to agree.
(Julianne and Randy laugh)
Randy: I'LL give you a hug! (holds out arms)
Kieran: (backs away) Never mind… no hug necessary.
Brianna: Gosh… sometimes I'm ashamed to play an instrument in the same family as yours!
Kenn: Ouch!
Timothy and Randy: BURRRRNNN!
Julianne: (laughs) cut…
Kieran: That's harsh!
(all laugh and joking and stuff)
(Freddy and Charlie)
(Fred pokes Charlie)
(Charlie pokes Fred)
(Fred pokes Charlie harder)
(Charlie pokes Fred harder still)
(Fred superpokes Charlie)
(Charlie is about to strike back)
Ms S: Settle down boys, (Charlie freezes midpoke) Silverwood! Listen up! (everyone slowly stops talking and turns to listen and pay attention) umm... Wait… (looks at hand) right! We still have another nine hours until we reach Frankfurt, Germany. However, they will be serving diner shortly...(interrupted)
Stewardess: excuse me ma'am, I need to serve dinner...
Ms S: right...(flustered) yes…(finds her seat and sits down)
(Scene: everyone eating and chatting)
(Kelly and Trina)
Kelly: y'know… For airplane food, this isn't half bad…
Trina: well, Kelly darlin', maybe that's cause you didn't get the (pokes contents of her plate with her fork) umm... the selection with... meat?
Kelly: and perhaps, Miss Trina Hart, THAT is cause I'm a vegetarian.
Trina: good point.
(Nathan, Ryan and Josh)
Ryan: So… Bailey, eh?
Josh: yup
Nathan: awesome man...
Josh: but where do you go for a date in a foreign country?
Ryan: Beats me.
Nathan: tourist places?
Josh: like?
Nathan: Um… I dunno
(all thinking)
Mr T: Kay guys, the chaperones are handing out the itineraries for the month of March. You must follow the schedule exactly.
(chaperones hand out sheets)
(everyone starts talking)
(almost everyone is sleeping but two chaperones, Alexis, Kieran, Larke, TJ, Kailee and Lucas)
Alexis: so excitedddd!
Kieran: me too! I need a hug!
Alexis: Okay! (hugs him)
Larke: you guys are so weird…
Alexis: but that's why you love us!
Larke: well, it's either that or the fact that I love my tenor so much that I stay in band and put up with the two of you.
Kieran: Ya... that works…
Lucas: (laughs) whatever makes you happy, Larke.
Larke: (nods quickly) oh and it does...
Kieran: and we're weird? She's in love with her instrument...
Larke: (whips around and glares threateningly) would you like me to bash your lovely new trombone over your head?
Kieran: nope, no thanks
(Alexis laughs)
Lucas: (staring at Sylvia who fell asleep on Nathan's shoulder- muttering) darn it... What's he got that I don't?
Kieran: EARPHONES!
Lucas: (blushes) did I say that out loud?
Alexis: even if you didn't…
Larke: it's blatantly obvious…
Alexis: plus we're psychic!
(everyone looks at her funny)
Alexis: What? It fit!
Lucas: whatever… (goes back to staring)
Kieran: maybe there's nothing with them
Lucas: huh?
Larke: translation – they might not be going out or anything of the sort
Lucas: oh... well... I dunno…
Kieran: (gives Lucas a guy pat) don't worry bout it man
Alexis: Ya! We're gonna be in Europe! (chants quietly) Europe! Europe! Europe! Europe!
(meanwhile)
(TJ and Kailee)
TJ: Argh! Planes suck.
Kailee: it's not that bad when you don't think about it.
TJ: but that's impossible!
(chaperone turns around and makes shh motion)
Kailee: oops… anyway... just think about other things…
TJ: like…?
Kailee: I dunno... food? Guys seem to think about food a lot cause they like to eat a lot more than girls do and have larger appetites and all. Which kinda makes sense for the most part since they tend to be bigger.. or you could think about the girl you like.. Or something…
TJ: (quietly chuckles)
Kailee: (blushes) I was rambling again, wasn't I?
TJ: NO! I mean... you were... but you're cute when you ramble (flustered and blushes)
Kailee: umm... thanks… so ya… try sleeping or something (yawns) I'm tired (leans on TJ and falls asleep on his shoulder)
TJ: (small smile) night, Kai' (tentatively puts his head on hers and soon falls asleep as well)
(mostly everyone is awake except for TJ, Kailee and Josh)
Ryan: (returns to his seat) Hey Sylvie (she turns and looks at him) I'm sure you're enjoying this and all, but I think Rae needs to talk to you…(motions towards Rae who is waving madly)
Sylvia: (laughs and turns to Nathan) See you later…
Nathan: bye…
Ryan: (sits while Sylvia goes back) what was that?
Nathan: what do you mean?
Ryan: That!
Nathan: nothing, we were just listening to music and then we fell asleep, no biggie.
Ryan: we?
Nathan: ya...
Ryan: (suggestively) oh?
Nathan: nothing like that moron…
Ryan: sure.
Nathan: fine, think what you will (sticks his headphones back in)
Ryan: (reaches and grabs the headphones and yanks them out of his ears)
Nathan: what the…?
Ryan: don't be a drag
Nathan: you mean like you? (rolls eyes)
Ryan: (makes a face at him)anyway... poker? Loser carries the winner's instrument to the hotel.
Nathan: (mischievous look in his eyes) sure.
(Ryan deals the cards)
(Bailey, Carlyn and Nalani)
Nalani: did Josh…
Carlyn: ask you out! He did, didn't he!
Bailey: kinda...
Carlyn: kinda! Eee! This is SO exciting for ya Bailey! He finally worked up the guts to ask you out!
Bailey: Carlyn! Not so loud!
(Nalani softly giggles)
Carlyn: (a little bit quieter) that is so, so, so, SO cute!
Nalani: I agree.
Bailey: (embarrassed) well… (looks around frantically and points at Kailee and TJ) that's cute too!
Carlyn: aww! Oh my gosh! When did that happen? Are they…? When did..? SO CUTEEEEE!
(Nalani grabs an airplane pillow and smothers Carlyn's face with it)
(Bailey laughs and glances at the sleeping Josh)
(Rae, Sylvia and Wren)
Rae: Ryan's such a hottie… (sceptical looks) Okay... He's not like Oliver James hot but he's a real sweetie.
Wren: sure…
Sylvia: Oh my! Did Rae just broaden her standards from just hot to hot AND sweet!
Rae: Shutit.
Sylvia: Aye aye captain sir! (zips lips)
Wren: At least that's as abusive as she gets... which is more than we can say about some people who we won't mention the names of (looks pointedly at Rae)
Rae: meh... what can I say? Harassing people makes for a very entertaining time if I do say so myself.
(Wren and Sylvia roll their eyes)
Liam: (still under stuff) guys! Ayecantbreff and I swill havagotoabafoom!
Derek: huh?
Liam: cantbreaf!
Gavin and Alex: (singing in harmony) he can't breathe.
Derek: oh! (looks at them strangely and then takes stuff off of Liam)
Liam: (gasps for air) (whiny) Darnit guys, why'd you havta stick so much stuff on top of me? It was freaking hot and hard to breathe and all the circulation is completely gone from my legs!
Andy: (looks at Liam) we can always put the stuff back…
Liam: shuttin up! (silence for a few seconds) but…
Derek: (gives him a look)
Liam: right! (salutes)
(TJ and Kailee)
TJ: (wakes up and yawns then looks down at his shoulder and panics) OH CRAP!
(everyone looks at him)
TJ: (sheepish ermm… nothing... just thought I forgot bow... (Scratches the top of his head) hehe…
(Kailee rubs her eyes and is awake): mmhmm... Whatever TJ
TJ: (jumps) YOU'RE AWAKE!
Kailee: umm... ya… that's what you normally are when you're talking...
TJ: right… ya... I knew that... (Looks uncomfortable)
Kailee: so what exactly were you muttering about? (head still on shoulder)
TJ: (babbles) well, you know... there's you... and then there's me... and then there's everyone else looking at us... and then there's us asleep... and then there's my shoulder…
Kailee: (still a bit asleep) yes... Your shoulder. And a very nice shoulder it is – all muscular and warm and - (suddenly realizes what she's saying) CRAP! Umm… quick! Look out the window!
TJ: (red-faced) (looks out the window and then looks down) AHHH!
Kailee: (suddenly scared) AHHH! (yells back at him)
TJ: AHHHH!
Kailee: AHHH!
Wren: (ooks at Kai and TJ then back to Rae who is smirking and Sylvia who is quietly laughing) Good going Kai! (shakes head sadly)
(girls giggle at Kai and TJ who are still screaming)
Stewardess: Hello there young man…
TJ: (stops screaming but is pointedly looking anywhere but the window) yes… (whimpers)
Stewardess: well, the gentleman sitting behind you would greatly appreciate it if your screaming ceased.
TJ: (turns around to see the said gentleman and sees Alex with a big grin on his face waving at him and turns back to the stewardess) Oh. Don't worry. I'll be quieter from now on... I can't say much for the gentleman behind me however... (glares at Alex and punches fist into hand menacingly)
Alex: (smiles sarcastically)
Gavin: (decides that things need a bit more spicing up) Doo dat duh dat dad a doo! Dat scat ooh ahh! Bop bee bap doo dop…
Wren, Alex, Kailee and TJ: AHHH!
Kailee: D.T.E.! D.T.E.!
Wren: Oh no! It's a duct tape emergency call! Never fear, the duct tape ninja is – oh no! Where's the duct tape! KAILEE!
Kailee: WREN!
Kieran: (always prepared while super heroic music plays) you guys need duct tape? I have some... (lifts a roll and tosses it to Wren)
Wren: Hooray! (She jumps on Gavin and tapes his mouth shut)
Kailee: Kieran, you're the best! (she hugs Kieran)
Kieran: I'm prepared, I'm a girl guide! Oh wait…
Wren and Kailee: (laugh)
Wren: (finishes up taping up Gavin) Hah! Now THAT is real handiwork! (looks at Kailee for approval who nods) I will have to keep this with me for later emergencies! (superhero music) the duct tape ninja strikes again! WHA! (strikes a pose)
Kailee: Wren… don't make me use this duct tape against you too…
Wren: aww... but... duct tape ninjas! (Super hero music)
Kailee: (gives Wren a look)
(Back to the French horns who are watching Oliver and Albert arm wrestle, except Tucker who is still witnessing the duct tape ninjas display)
Alexis: (chanting) Fight! Fight! Fight! (starts humming Notre Dame fight song)
Hannah: (sports announcer voice) ALLLL Riiiiight sports fans! Today we are having an epic battle, the ultimate showdown, between French horn and bassoon! Who will come out victorious? Who will claim the glory of...?
Alexis: Hannah! Stop it and let's just get goooooing already!
Hannah: Alright then sports fans! (grabs Oliver's and Albert's hands) BEGIN! (lets go of hands)
(five minutes later)
Alexis: (whining) Come on! Make this interesting! This isn't a fight... this is a bunch of sissies holding hands!
Albert: Hey! Who are you calling a sissy, Lexis? (grunts as Oliver moves his arm)
Alexis: You! This is boring!
Oliver: (talking to himself) Come on Oliver! You must keep your composure!
Albert: (struggling a lot) Argh! Must win! ARGH!
Oliver: Keep the COMPOSUREEE! (With last word pushes Albert's hand onto the folding tray) HAH!
Alexis: finally!
Hannah: And there you have it sports fans! A clash between the titans! A lash out of Lochness monsters! An outraged OgoPogo! (gets more and more dramatic while saying random things)
Albert/Lexis/Oliver: HANNAH!
Hannah: What! It was dramatic! Just letting my inner sports announcer loose... (sits down in a huff) Anyway, the horns were victorious! And that's all that matters!
Tucker: (walks back over) what's this?
Alexis: Hannah's crazy... and Ol just beat Al at arm wrestling.
Tucker: She can't be crazier than those nutter clarinets... Honestly! Duct tape ninjas! She's crazy!
Section: (looks at Tucker with skeptical looks on their faces)
Alexis: It seems that it's time for an intervention! What have we got on that Wren Evans?
Hannah: Best friends with Kailee, Sylvia and Rae-Lynn, has straight A's – she's an EXCELLENT clarinet player, second to only Rae and Terri…
Alexis: NO! You know what I mean!
Hannah: urm... urm… urm… she talks to Liam?
Alexis: YEAH! (shudder) who does THAT voluntarily?
Hannah: No one…
Alexis: good point…
Hannah: urmm… I've got it!
Alexis; what?
Hannah: she's friends with Andy!
(Hayden, Adelaide, Wayne, Garth and Jillian)
Wayne: Well... this is interesting….
Adelaide: (still stuck between Jill and Garth) Hah! You're telling me…
Hayden: well... you did ask for it…
Adelaide: nyuh uhhh... (sticks out tongue) thanks a lot Hay…
Hayden: (smirks)
Adelaide: (having enough of this, pushes Jillian and Garth's arms and legs off of her) HELLO! THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS PLANE WHO DO NOT WANT TO LOSE THEIR DINNERS!
Garth: one couldn't call that dinner Addie.
Jill: you've got a point Garthie!
Garth: I know (cocky voice) It's a gift.
Jill: Oh my... you're strong AND smart (bats eyelashes)
Garth: you better believe it babe (flexes muscles)
(Adelaide makes gagging noises and motions)
(Hayden and Wayne are dying of laughter)
Jill: My, what big muscles you have? (touches and squeezes his arm affectionately)
Garth: All the better to hold you with my dear.
Jill: (clambers across Addie who cringes and sits in Garth's lap who looks surprised but recovers quite quickly)
Garth: just can't resist me, can you?
Jill: (touches Garth's hands) my, what big hands you have!
Garth: All the better to hold you hands with my dear.
Wayne: (face a mixture of mirth and disgust) Are they – is that – LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!
Jill: (turns around to face Garth) my, what big eyes you have!
Garth: All the better to see your undeniable beauty with, my dear.
(Voices becoming more serious because they're not JUST joking anymore)
Jill: (brushes her fingers over Garth's lips) my, what big lips you have...
Garth: (leans down)… All the better to –
Adelaide: AHHHHHHHHHH!
(End Episode 1)
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