A/N:HAHAHA i know why you clicked this ;D so i was on listening to music and i looked up "Sexting" by blood on the dance floor, i got "Sexting" by lutacris XD i am now obsessed with it and listening to it as i write this. X3 I listened to it and thought, 'This reminds me of Ronald" Idk i just think he is pervy and..wel yeah XD I am not into Ronald x Will or Grelle x Sebby but some people are so...here ya go girls..and guys.

Warning: Some nasty words, AU, and implies sex.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! the song "Sexting" belongs to ludacris and black butler belongs to Yanna Toboso and editer K.

[Ronald Knox]
So I'm just sitting in William's office Trying to get myself unhooked on ass
So then my senpai asked me a question
Like KRonald Knox are you over there sexting
Ha ha OMG lol KIT Smiley faces X and O's LMFAO
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
I said my girl went through my cell phone
[repeated]

[Verse 1: Ronald]
So I'm getting treated for my sex addiction
In William's office and I need you to be sensitive about my condition
Cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't want to further disappoint my fan girls
And my senpai is a cougar so I wish he'd lend a helping hand
Damn, calm down, BBC TXT or MSG
After class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC
She replied what the f-ck
FYI you're gonna flunk
SMH it's such a shame
You ain't learned a damn thing.

Ronald Knox sat there in William's office next to Grelle. "I don't have a problem senpai" He said crossing his legs and resting his arms behind his head.

"Yes Knox you do, and so do you Grelle Sutcliff, so it's up to me to kick you idiots of your...problem" William said trying not to blush at the thought.

"There is one way you can help me Will~..." The redhead purred only making Will blush deeper and Ronald chuckle.

"Be silent Sutcliff!" He snaped at the red reaper.

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Grelle]
So I'm sitting in the crib just chillin and I'm minding my business
Got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn't recognize
I replied who is this
Quick back got a hit back
Said this is Sebby and I've been missing you
Had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo
A what, a new tattoo wow,
Arrr yeaah, hurry click
Can you send a nasty pic
So I can see right where it is
and I promise I won't show my friends (yeah right)
he replied, well ok BTW by the way
SMH it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Ronald]
So I pull up to the club stunting in a Yellow Lamborghini
Half bent, black tint, fine pussy make it a little hard to see me
Stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP
Next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see
Is that you papi
So I bbm'ed abbreviate yep and before the night gets too late
Let me hit you with a little Q&A
Can I tap that ass tta
She replied it all depends
It's me plus one can I bring my friends
And all I can think was that it's such a shame
That I ain't learned a damn thing

"SHIT!" Ronald screamed making Grell and Will jump.

"What is it Knox?" William asked the two toan haired boy.

"My girl went thru my cell phone!" He said freaking out.

"We probably only have 24 hours to live, and i am fearful for my life!"

"Wow, you really messed up this time Ronnie" Grelle said beetween giggles.

"What did i tell you! you have a problem" He said rubing his timples.

"Soo...since we're all gonna die anyways...anyone wanna do it? I mean we're all gonna die anyways so might as well make the best of our last few hours" He said smirking, only to earn more giggles from Grelle and make William blush as red as Grelle's hair.

Look, i told you we only have 24 more hours to live, i am fearful for my life i think you should be fearful for your's...i mean, you wanna have sex once more? come just let me get it in the hole one more time hole in one quicly it'll be HUGE, huge think we should do it? i mean we're gonna die anyway.

[Chours: Ronald]

RONALD KNOX!...TO DIIIEE.

A/N: was it funny? where they IC? how'd i do? R&R reviews are good for your helth!. I wanna say thank you to Ludacris for writing such an amazingly funny song. XD

Thank you for reading if you are the tenth reviewer i will write a request song fic for any black butler characters.

Genres i will do: Drama, humor, parody and romance.

If you ask for sebas-chan i cannot promis he'll be IC he's hard to do.