Title: Speak
Pairing: YuffiexZexion
Summary: Zexion was always the emo kid. Yuffie was cheerful. Axel was Zexion's best friend trying to hook up the two.
Warning: Some mature things, cutting…
Authoress Notes: These aren't exactly funny- all of the collection. Ones like this (which I tend to start of with depressing drabbles, haven't you noticed) are more mature, then later on, they will be more fluffy, more funny… etc. Please review, don't just read then leave.
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She was the most annoying ninja brat he had ever seen or imagined. All day she'd whine about how his hair would go in front of his eye- how his hair wasn't silver, it was grey, or something incredibly random.
And they'd fight for hours.
How they got in this situation?
He blames Axel. Is "best friend". His, "You-seriously-need-a-girlfriend" friend. The "Gemini-Twin-of-Riku".
Yes, that one. Ring a bell?
The way Axel had explained it, "I'm just doing you a favor to bring you out of your shell and hook you up with some chicks, you emo kid."
Yes, in those exact same words.
So now they were at the lunch table- Riku, Axel, Sora, and Zexion on one said while across from them was Yuffie, Namine, Kairi, and Odette. Ironically, Yuffie just happened to be across from Zexion.
Zexion pushed all his hair in his eyes and hovered over his food, hoping nobody would speak to him. Yuffie, apparently, was bouncing in her seat.
"Zexion, why are you so emo?" She asked.
Zexion's eye twitched. He ignored her and continued to eat his food.
"You need to cheer up," She continued. "Get out a little- join life!"
"I do not," Zexion snapped suddenly. He looked up from his food and glared at Yuffie. "Why don't you just leave me the hell alone?"
Yuffie glared, apparently hurt. She grumbled something, and then turned to Namine to take it off her mind. Zexion went back to his food.
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Later on that day, Yuffie still had been hurt. She searched for Zexion in-between classes by his locker, and since he just happened to by two grades above her, they had different classes. Axel tried to convince her that he was fine, it was a routine that he would go into his dark, moody moods, but Yuffie was not convinced. She wouldn't be until she found him.
Just before the last core class, Yuffie wondered into the boy's bathroom. She half expected him to be there, but with her luck for the day she doubted it.
Until she saw him at the sinks.
He had dropped something in the sink, it dropped with a loud clank. Zexion's eyes widened, but he soon grabbed the silver tool and stuck into his black leather backpack. He muttered something under his breath, then when he was sure that everything was out of sight, he looked up to the surprised Yuffie.
"What are you doing here?"
"Shouldn't I ask you tha… Zexion, you're bleeding.
"I hit my arm on the sink somewhere, I'll tell the janitors about it."
Not convincing.
Drip, drip, drip…
The blood drops was the only noise on the floor, Zexion and Yuffie went deathly quiet. Eventually, Zexion stood up from his kneeling position, nd slung his backpack over his arms.
"Better get to class," He muttered. Yuffie nodded, but before she could reply with anything with her mouth, the bell rang with it's dull tone.
"Too late."
Zexion grunted and strode past Yuffie. Yuffie tilted her head, and spoke. "I came here to say sorry for calling you an emo kid earlier."
Zexion stopped in his tracks and listened to what else Yuffie had to say.
"If you ever wanna talk about anything, you can."
A couple of eerie seconds passed, and Zexion finally made up his mind. "I'd like that. Since we're already late for class," He turned to face her. "Can we talk now?"
--(A couple of months later)--
The group sat at the table again, all the men to one side and the women to the other. Zexion laughed at Axel's perverted joke along with the rest of the table. He brushed a couple of hairs from his face, still leaving a lock of purple-silver hair in front of his one eye. He stole a glance at Yuffie, who glanced back at him. She gave him a wink before giving her attention back to Namine.
"See? I told you it'd work!"