Epic Rap Battles of Nintendo!
Vilager! Versus: Mega Maaaaan! BEGIN!
"Hey hey, it's the super fighting robot here, my buster and my slide's gonna fill you with fear! You're so bland, you're laughed at by the masses, I use my mad skill to kick some mad asses!
Yes, it's truuue! The best newcomer is the bomber in bluuue! You'll be quite a joke but I'll always be feared, I am amazing, but you are quite weird! People do fan arts, a horse to the trough, Appproaching Challenger? Well, you should BACK OFF!"
"Look at the Mega Man, he's got a pop gun on his hand, choking joker, quite a fool, kill yourself you freaking tool. I'm a mayor, OG! Run back to Dr. Wahwee! If you'll blow off your head, I'll rejoice that you're dead. What did you do in your fakey robot life? Throw white balls at robots, and still got no wife. I'm Villager, bitch! My reign will not fall. I just beat Mega Man, buster and all."
"Now, let it be said! I gotta ask, who put that mop top on your head? What do you even do? Garden, chop trees? Oh, no, I'm falling to my knees! Maybe use a bowling ball? Compensate much? I'm like a Jigglypuff using Rest, 'cause you can't even touch!"
"I have a legacy, I was on GameCube! Your creator left Capcom, you little noob! Let's go over your history, so then it won't be such a mystery! You had two dads, check! 8 siblings? Check! Yo' daddy went bat-shit crazy? Check! You got a troubled family, you used it to make a legacy, I'll always be better, you'll never get close! Your colors are a blue man overdose!"
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? FORMALDEHYDE! Oh, oops. YOU DECIDE! TELL ME!