Prepare thyself, fair reader, for the most RANDOM story you will EVER read! This is actually an essay I wrote for an English class test! The only reason I'm actually able to post it here is because I used some character names! Well…. There's that, and there's also the fact that I actually wanted to have something COMPLETED in my story list. Without anything completed, I just look like a lazy bum who is completely incapable of finishing anything! (Which is quite untrue; I can finish a Jumbo-sized bowl of Shio Ramen any day!) Anyway, I got 32/35 for this one… Who knows, I might even put up some other essays, you know, one that I can legitimize because they actually are like Fanfictions because they're just like random stories I wrote for English class! NOTE: I actually wrote this in less than 45 minutes during the actual test! All right, the names in this were totally random originally, so, I'll go with C.C. as the main character; Kallen Kouzuki as the best friend; Suzaku Kururugi as the best friend's boyfriend; Lelouch Lamperouge as the boyfriend's best friend; Milly Ashford as the party host, and finally, a mystery man for the mom's mystery man! Why Code Geass, you ask? I don't know…. Why NOT Code Geass?

Okay, I'm ranting.

The basis for this story was this: "The phone rang once and stopped. It rang again. This was it now." Write a story which contains this line.

Disclaimer: I don't even know why I'm writing this…. I don't own the mentioned characters…. I don't even completely own the plot! (Guess I just put this to make it look a little official?)

FRIDAYS….WHO NEEDS 'EM?
An extremely random (can't really call it a Fanfic…) story by: Yours Truly.

I paced up and down the hallway, leaving tread marks on the plush carpet, along with bitten-off pieces of fingernails as I nervously chewed them. I just had to wait. It would ring once, stop, then ring again. All I had to do was wait. Fifteen minutes slowly slithered by. My entire body heated up as I started to perspire under my bathrobe from the outfit hidden underneath. Then, it happened. The phone rang once and stopped. It rang again. This was it now.

I gingerly removed the phone from the receiver and placed it against my ear. I started sweating even more as the raspy voice on the other end whispered, "We're ready for you…." I nodded, though they could not see me and removed my bathrobe, revealing the short, pleated mini-skirt donned with silver and gold chains, the tight, black tank top featuring a dark butterfly on my left breast, the gold leather jacket, also donned with chains and an entire army of buttons and black and gold striped leggings completed the look… almost. I grabbed my black combat boots from the hall closet and pulled them on while chucking the bathrobe where they were previously positioned, grabbed my keys and left the house. Everything seemed to move in slow-motion as I made my way towards the black sports car parked in front of the house. I quickly looked up at my mother's bedroom window as candlelight flickered in the dark room and two figures moved around within…Gross… I opened the door and climbed in the car where I was hugged and greeted by my best friend Kallen and her boyfriend Suzaku and his friend Lelouch. That's right… I was sneaking out!

"I can't believe you actually did it!" Kallen's squeaky voice chimed. [(I am well aware her voice isn't squeaky.)]
"Yeah, well my Dad's at work and my Mom's, well, busy…"
Kallen nodded indicating that she understood. She knew about my mother's affair; in fact, everyone in the car knew, as well as my Dad. Maybe that's the reason I act this way. I had been a perfectly normal sixteen year-old. A 'good' girl, that is, until HE showed up. Jeremiah Gottwald. [(Yeah, that's right! Even Orenji-kun needs some love you know!)] My parent's marriage had been failing for years, but did they get a divorce? No, they didn't. Instead, my mother got Mr. Gottwald and my Dad got the "coveted prime spot" on the couch.
It' wasn't long before we arrived at Milly Ashford's huge midnight "Birthday Bash." I looked at the time. 1:36 am. Great, we were late. Lelouch parked the car and we all went inside.

Time zoomed by in no time and fifteen beers and vodkas later, we all staggered towards the car and climbed in. Lelouch took the wheel again and we drove (more like swerved) off. We took the freeway, going 120 mph along the empty road, swerving in and out of lanes, laughing and speaking incoherent nonsense. Lelouch was definitely the most drunk out of all of us as he continued to swerve and make doughnuts in the road, then, out of nowhere, it happened. We slammed into a police car that seemed to come out of nowhere and crushed the front of our car. Lelouch died on impact. The rear passenger door swung open on Suzaku's side and he was flung out of the car. Kallen started crying and I felt my head throbbing as blood ran down my face.

My best friend would never be the same. Her boyfriend is dead. His friend, who I barely knew and who was just hitting on me fifteen minutes ago, was dead, and my parents were going to KILL ME. I should have stayed home. What a terrible ordeal.

From now on, I hate Fridays…

And that's it for the first (and possibly final) instalment of FullmetalGeassQueen's "ENGLISH CLASS ESSAY THEATER!" Random, wasn't it? I just needed something complete and this is to prove how crazy and obsessed with Anime I really am! I write essays based on them and get really good marks! This was the comment my English teacher actually wrote: "OK….Very dramatic as always! Keep it up!"
Now then, if I decide to put anymore crazy ass essays, I may have a few interesting ones, but unfortunately, I don't have my notebook with me at the moment, so they'll just have to wait…. If I decide to put them that is! But anyway, these were the topics for the ones I can remember:
1) "It is your Wedding Day. Write about your feelings as your Bride/Groom is walking up the aisle." (This one was actually really twisted and ended up being connected to another essay I got later on.) Anime: Code Geass

2) "Look before you leap." Mr. George said, "It's not easy out there." Write an essay which includes these lines. (Part two of the twisted essay duo. Again, really twisted and not what you would expect from a topic like that.) Anime: Code Geass

3) Write a story entitled: "Survival of the Fittest" Anime: Again, Code Geass (I was going through my Code Geass addiction phase, okay!)

Oh, and another thing you will notice is that despite the instructions saying "You", or, "Your" , I never actually write about me! Just from a random character's POV! Okay, I ranted… Forgive me… Anyway, review if you'd like. (That would be kind of nice actually), but PLEASE don't Flame me because I posted something so random… I was bored!