I might make a side story that focus on Legendary Pokemon because I focus more on them than normal ones... Expect for Unown, they're kinda and creepy
Disclaimer... FUCK DISCLAIMERS... and I don't own Pokemon.
A pikachu was just enjoying her day, it's hard training with her idiot trainer, but despite that she loves him. Beside, he's still 10 after all. She was eating ketchup because she still loves ketchup. What could go wrong-
"GUESS WHO! PIKACHU"
Oh, yeah. Team Fucking Rocket.
With an annoyed grunt, she sits up and looks up to the poor excuse of members of Team Rocket.
"Did someone ask something? We're here to find out!"
Pikachu looks over at her fellow teammate, Rowlet, and tell her, "Row... Kill me."
Rowet looks at her confused
"Noble answers are what we're all about!"
"The beauty so radiant the flowers and moon hide in shame, A single flower of evil in this fleeting world, Jessie!"
"The nobly heroic band of our times, The Master of Darkness fighting back against the tragic world, It's James!"
"t's all for one and one for all, A glittering dark star that always shines bright, while Meowth takes flight!"
"Team Rocket, let's fight!"
Pikachu grabs a random pokemon translator and say " You guys are the most pathetic excuse for members of Team Rocket and bad guys as a whole. You hunt down a FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD for me and you don't take awareness that it's creepy. You think bring a pokemon would make your boss give a fucking rise yet, you did other thing to pleases him. You tried fucking with Mythical and Legendary pokemon, look what happen in Unova. So please leave me, my trainer and his friends and other pokemon alone. In other words, Fuck Off."
Pikachu drops the mic.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" this yelling came from all her teammates. While Team Rocket just stand there,
Somewhere in Halls in Origins
Legendary pokemon are looking at an orb, that shows where Pikachu is getting praise.
"Ok." Arceus said causing every legendary to look at him. "That... is true as fuck."
"Yep"
"They were asking for it."
"Don't fuck with Ash's Pikachu."
Cassidy taunted Jessie, "So what happened Today. Bessie."
...
"We got burned."
Ok, As you can tell, I hate Team Rocket. I guess it's because they're freaking annoying and maybe because I don't like some bad guys... Some.