This is probably illegal or something and will get taken down, but I'm on a Hayffie high while I think of ideas for my multi-chapter fic, so here it is.
Hunger Games Facebook: Mission Hayffie
Haymitch Abernathy is going to pick up Effie Trinket from the Train Station. I fucking hate going out into public.
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Effie Trinket: If it bothers you so much, I'll let Peeta pick me up.
Haymitch Abernathy: Shut yer trap, Princess. I'm comin'.
Johanna Mason: That's what he said...
Effie Trinket: Manners, Miss Mason!
Effie Trinket is going to murder your damn geese, Haymitch Abernathy!
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Haymitch Abernathy: I told you they bite.
Effie Trinket: If I'm going to be moving in, you're getting rid of the geese.
Katniss Everdeen: You're moving in, Effie Trinket?
Effie Trinket: Of course not. I meant visiting.
Haymitch Abernathy: I would never let her stay with me, kid. She's annoying.
Peeta Mellark: Effie Trinket IS MOVING TO TWELVE YAAAAAY
Haymitch Abernathy: No, she's not, Peeta Mellark. Shut up.
Katniss Everdeen is feeling pretty upset that Hayffie isn't a real thing .-.
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Haymitch Abernathy: ?
Finnick Odair: Hayffie is the couples name for you and Effie Trinket. Apparently 36 others think that Hayffie needs to be real.
Effie Trinket: ?
Johanna Mason: You know, like Joga? Everlark? Odesta? You're just as brainless as the original brainless. - Katniss Everdeen likes this comment.
Effie Trinket: This is absurd!
Peeta Mellark is making a post to support Hayffie! Like this if you think Hayffie should get to together! I got those two to agree on a date if it gets to fifty likes!
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Katniss Everdeen: How many friends do you have, Peeta Mellark?
Peeta Mellark: 142. A few people don't like Hayffie, and then Hayffie themselves didn't like the post...
Katniss Everdeen: Oh. I have... three hundred. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Peeta Mellark: SHUT UP Katniss Everdeen!
Haymitch Abernathy and Effie Trinket are now in a relationship.
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Haymitch Abernathy: I think we've tortured them enough, princess.
Effie Trinket: Oh, and it was just getting good!
Haymitch Abernathy: Well, now we're Facebook official. How about that?
Katniss Everdeen: Wait you were a couple all along?
Haymitch Abernathy: We've been dating since about two years after Effie became an escort. We dropped so many subtle hints, you all are idiots.
Effie Trinket: The elevators, where we appeared 'looking pleased' as I believe you said it? We were soooo making out.
Haymitch Abernathy: I wouldn't call it making out... more like a PG-13 version of dry humping.
Peeta Mellark: HAYFFIE IS FACEBOOK OFFICIAL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Cinna: I believe this calls for a celebration. Party at mine? - Effie Trinket, Katniss Everdeen, and 13 others like this.
Cinna: Party at mine it is.