"Red Mist" said Kick Ass to the Red Mist.
"Yes Kick Ass" replied he to him sexifully.
"I realized that I wish to throw you on the roof and look into your face indifferently!"
"Oh boy batman!" shouted Red Mist in happy.
And so they engaged in heterosexual butt sex that wasn't gay. Kick Ass kissed Red Mist's hair like it was easy to draw but it wasn;t so he wasn't really kissing it. It only took 20 minutes for them to feel happy enough to get heterosexually naked in the mistmobile and start some roof thrusting.
" " said them both.
Kick Ass started to cry because this moment was beautiful and he was very joyous because this is how he always thought it woulb be. Only in his fanfictions, which he wrote on his mac with african tribe women in the other window, Red Mist and him were always riding on the backs of majestic stallions galloping across the beach. But looking indifferently at each other on the ceiling was just as good.
But then- someone knocked on the window!
"Oh no" said Red Mist to the Kick Ass. "someone is see us!"
"Fear not!" said a Nicolace Kage voice. "I am here and not queer so I won't be partaking in this very normal heterosexual activity currently taking place between you two teenage boys in the back of this expensive custom car. Please do excuse I because I have nikolace kage thigns to do and also I am not british or a bad actor!"
and thus big daddy spread his wings and flew into the sky. Hitgirl wasn't there cuz that'd be weird.
Red Mist turned back to Kick Ass and he smiled sexily. "hey bb" said he to the Kick Ass. " I was thinking it would be sexy if I could stick it in real quick!"
"but bb my love my life my red my mist! We are not on the beach!"
but Red Mist already knew that! He smiled an indifferent smile which was filled with much joy as he told the Moistmobile to head to "location: stick it in real quick".
Kick Ass smiled down at his Red Mistypoo from the roof of the car and squeezed his butt in love.
"oh bb you always have the best plans! This is why you think of me when you touch yourself because your mind is very sexy"
Red Mist suddenly became fully clothed as he jumped into the driver's seat. Kick Ass also become clothed again as the strange purple... Thing that was engulfing them disappeared!
They held each other's butts as the mistmobile flew into the sky and to da beach.
But then- the car crashed!
Kick Ass was being a 'bad'ass and not wearing a seat belt and so he flew out the window!
"oh no" screamed Red Mist, blood spraying from his throat cuz he was screaming intensely.
"ow" shouted Kick Ass very loudly as he hit the street.
Red Mist stopped the car and paused his lady gaga music because that was also very important. He ran out with tears flying from his eyes like thousands of tiny batmans and held the Kick Ass in his Red Mist arms
"but bb" he said. "I never got to stick it in real quick!"
Kick Ass was dead and so his voice was very quiet. "it was in the whole time bb and also I am preggers with your bb!"
"no!" screamed Red Mist into the suddenly rain sky.
The Kick Ass sighed like an opra singer and dead for reals.
Red Mist was very sad but stuck it in real quick because he knew that that was what Kick Ass and his bb would have wanted. After he was done he very mournfully kissed the Kick Ass' butt because that is where love happens.
He then said "shush bb I will make da pain go away."
and- he do!
Kick Ass was alive again but the baby was list! Kick Ass coughed up lots of gallons and said to Red Mist's crotch "I am alive and want to be no where else but the roof of your car with you looking indifferently at my face"
Red Mist cried as much gallons as Kick Ass threw up because he is hard core emotional like that. "okay bb lol"
they unexplainably ended up in the mistmobile again and, with the power of love, they were able to make it to da beach and Red Mist finally got to stick it in real quick.
The end!