Rap A La Little Vegetable
By Fala Tzipori
Yo, the name is Carrot
I'm social as a parrot
I'm quick like a ferret
Brown? Yes, I wear it
Ma mind has one channel
Ma hormones; AMPLE!
A party animal
I'm one freaky mammal!
All of your babe are belong to me...
::whip cracks::
AAAAAGH!!!
I've been beaten and smitten
bludgeoned to a smidgeon
bespattered, battered
and mamed and defamed
cause this beauty is a beast
and when that power is released...
Oh Nurse!
She struck again
The Bitch of Bondage
Need a bandage!
(Tira): Our puppy needs to be punished, sister-dear
(Chocolat): Darling I love you... I love you TENDERIZED!!!
::whip/wire snapping::
I'm used and abused
I'm battered, I'm bruised
whips, wires
girls' ires
I got the bondage-blues
Yo what the dilly, dawg?
This prince is still a frog
and I need a little more
than a kiss and I am sure
that this hornsome, hungry beast
is a 'lustin' for a feast
Yo, I'm a man-ho Romeo
and godDAMN I need to score!
I pay homage to a queen
she is the Minister of Mean
and when this bitch is on the scene
YOW! My Mistress beats me black and green
And this other viscious redhead
is a killer patent-pended
and she's not all that offended
when called Carrot Top' (...yes, pun intended)
(both sisters): OHO HO HO HO HO HO!!!
Itai da yo!
So, word up! Here me now
and keep me in your sight
If you're a babe in search of fun
I'm available Friday night
(Chocolat): Daaaaarling, are you doing that again?
(Tira): On your knees, knave!!!
::there is much Sorcerer Hunterly scurrying and whipping::
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(Tira) ::whispering:: ...Is he supposed to transform first...?