Hi, my name is Garious Stuckman. I'm from a little town in America in the outskirts of Los Angeles, you might think I'm your typical teenager with raven black hair, one eye red and the other yellow and a very muscular body going to school, hanging out with friends, etc. But there's something you don't know about me or my school... I'm currently attending to Yokai Academy a school for monsters, yup, I'm pretty much half monster.
It was like a week ago that I discovered I was half human half saiyan, kryptonian, morgan freeman, vampire, dragon and Flying Spaghetti monster. But I'm not alone, my 4 friends are with me, they are like my family since i have a pretty dark past and killed my parents for some reason. The problem is that all of them felt in love with me, right now we're walking to the academy and all of them are huggng me so hard that i can't breath.
I have a friend Tsukune, he's my dick sucker, he can't do anything right and i have to save his ass continously... oh there's fairytale trying to attack me, let me transform into super Kryptonian prime 3 and deal with them.
PUM POW YADDA YADA YADDA
Ok, now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna have sex with all the girls from the rosario world, bye.