A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first Goku/Vegeta story, but I adore them as a couple so I think I can do them justice! I just wanted to point out again that chapters 2 and 3 will be the same story but from the points of view of different characters (Goku and Vegeta). I hope you like it! Leave me a review, I love constructive criticism, but flames will be used to roast marshmallows! Now on to the standard disclaimer!

Go ahead Vegeta!

"No!"

I'll call Bulma and tell her what you and Goku do in this fic!

"Fine! The Onna would like me to tell all you bakas..."

Ehem!

"... I meant all you lovely readers that she doesn't own Dragon Ball/Z/GT or any of the characters. Akira Toriyama does. Good thing too, the whole show would be one big mess of yaoi fanservice if she did!"

Thank you Vegeta, now on with the story!


Chapter One: Intro

The tall, normally cheerful, savior of the Earth sat in his bedroom one bright and clear afternoon. On any other day like this he would be out sparring with his sons, but they found themselves too preoccupied to be out with their father. Goten was out with Trunks at a friend's house in the city, and Gohan was at work. So, the warrior decided to relax for a day. He thought it would be nice to let his mind wander… he was wrong.

His subconscious always seemed to drift back to one particular subject, a certain Prince of All Saiyans. It's not like his thoughts about Vegeta weren't nice ones, he found himself looking back at all the good times and battles they'd shared over the years. One irritating little undertone just barely tinted his sweet memories with a bitter aftertaste however, Vegeta's pride.

Now, Goku always thought it was good to have pride in yourself and your abilities. He thought it was good to have pride in your background and your family. Pride was a sign of respect, but in Vegeta's case it was insane! He resented Vegeta's pride. It wasn't his justified pride he resented like the pride he had in himself for reaching all of his Super Saiyan transformations or his pride in his son and his achievements and abilities. Goku resented the pride that nearly cost Vegeta his life on Earth, that caused his fatal mistakes against Frieza, that allowed Cell to become perfect, and even forced Vegeta to renounce his love for his family and take hundreds of innocent lives. That was the pride Goku hated.

It bemused him. Goku didn't understand how one person could be so stubborn, and he lived with Chichi mind you! He'd tried time and time again to make Vegeta realize it was hurting him, beaten him into the ground enough times that any other person – Human or Saiyan – would've realized it did him no good; but Vegeta, ever the hardhead, never changed. It was a problem, and Goku had tested every solution he could think of; they got him nowhere.

All the thinking was beginning to make Goku's head hurt. He needed something to distract him, so he reached over to the nightstand and picked up the book Chichi'd been reading recently. "Forbidden Lust" the title read.

"Odd title to go with a picture of those two boys." Goku thought to himself.

Naïve as he was, Goku opened the book to a random page and began reading in his head.

"The older boy grabbed Kyoya's hard shaft and began to squeeze and pump him slowly."

"Oh, so it's that kind of book!" Goku thought to himself. Out of curiosity for his wife's choice in reading material, Goku continued reading the page.

"Kyoya was on fire. A little voice somewhere in his mind knew they shouldn't be doing this, but he couldn't hold back anymore. Pride forgotten, he let out a long, low moan and…"

Goku's head snapped up from the page. He did a double take of the last line.

"…Pride forgotten…"

"That's it!"