CONSTIPATION
Parody of "Motivation" by Sum 41
Written by Philip Moore
For the tenth time, I got to go to the stall
Embarrassing 'cause, it's inside our local mall
This is something that's hard to admit
But lately, I have a hard time taking sh*ts
CHORUS ONE
Constipation, quite an aggravation
Regulation, how does one get some?
It's my colon, it has stopped processin'
Vegetation, I guess I'll have to eat some
Situation, siting on the toilet, you see
I got a bunch of diet pills I must take
But meat indulgence is such a hard habit to break
Guess I'll have to stock up on whole wheat bread
And the celeri, 'cause that's what the doctor said
CHORUS TWO
Constipation, quite an aggravation
Regulation, how does one get some?
It's my colon, it has stopped processin'
Vegetation, I guess I'll have to eat some
Situation, siting on the toilet
This is new (with this ailment)
What the hell is tofu? (skip the condiments)
But it won't help my behind (Insane amounts of pain)
No matter what they do
The crap ain't coming out this time
Can't pretend
To be fine 'til the end
It's just that eating all these greens have opened my eyes and made me see the errors in my way
This is all just punishment for all those stupid things I never ate
CHORUS TWO
CHORUS ONE
Siting on the toilet, you see
Siting on the toilet, you see
Parody of "Motivation" by Sum 41
Written by Philip Moore
For the tenth time, I got to go to the stall
Embarrassing 'cause, it's inside our local mall
This is something that's hard to admit
But lately, I have a hard time taking sh*ts
CHORUS ONE
Constipation, quite an aggravation
Regulation, how does one get some?
It's my colon, it has stopped processin'
Vegetation, I guess I'll have to eat some
Situation, siting on the toilet, you see
I got a bunch of diet pills I must take
But meat indulgence is such a hard habit to break
Guess I'll have to stock up on whole wheat bread
And the celeri, 'cause that's what the doctor said
CHORUS TWO
Constipation, quite an aggravation
Regulation, how does one get some?
It's my colon, it has stopped processin'
Vegetation, I guess I'll have to eat some
Situation, siting on the toilet
This is new (with this ailment)
What the hell is tofu? (skip the condiments)
But it won't help my behind (Insane amounts of pain)
No matter what they do
The crap ain't coming out this time
Can't pretend
To be fine 'til the end
It's just that eating all these greens have opened my eyes and made me see the errors in my way
This is all just punishment for all those stupid things I never ate
CHORUS TWO
CHORUS ONE
Siting on the toilet, you see
Siting on the toilet, you see