Hi everyone! This is my first Moana fanfction which I've been wanting to write for a while, so I hope you'll like it! I only own my OC!

"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" The stupid annoying alarm couldn't shut up at all. Didn't it know that I wanted to stay in bed and… "BEEP! BEEP….." I finally shoved the alarm to the ground harshly, making it fall on the ground and break. Good, finally that fucking thing shut up!

Now I could have some really good sleep and…. But then, my mother's voice could be heard. I DID NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL! That's what I shouted to my dearest mother, but I knew that I had to go unless she wanted to reduce my pocket money. Why did I have to live with such idiots? Rolling my eyes, I pushed myself out of the bed and stood up before looking at myself in the mirror.

But… WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! Haven't you ever heard of something called PRIVACY?! Since you're such a peeper, here, a 17-year-old svelte guy with dark brown hair, light blue eyes and black oval shaped glasses was looking back at me. Still gorgeous as ever. Smirking, I took one cigarette from next to my closet and lighted it up before looking through the window.

It was sunny in New York city this morning, but that was ruined because I had to go to fucking school…. The only good thing about it was that at least I had friends and a girlfriend there and… YOU ARE STILL HERE?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Fine then, since you don't want to leave this place…. I haven't introduced myself yet, have I?

The name's Lachenmann, Orion Lachenmann, and I'm your everyday American guy everyone needs in this city and with thousand of morons out there, that is saying something. Actually, unfortunately I'm not completely American. My mother is from Chicago, but my father was half German and of Hawaiian descent on his father's side while his mother was French and of Tahitian descent.

Now, I lived in one big house with my grandparents and mother, and all they did was make my life even more miserable than it already was. And asking about other parent is none of your business, so if you're a smart person, you'll let it go…. So I'm going to tell you about my pathetic life.

All mother ever does is crying over what I do, but of course I don't fucking care, my grandparents sit in their chairs all the time, and I'm the victim of total pathetic as you can see. But at night, this world changes. Everything becomes better with partying, cigarettes, alcohol, and as you Mister Obvious already noticed, it's heaven.

Now, school. The place where all sons of bitches and little small minded idiots go to become devils and mental people even though professors say 'to become intelligent'. I try to avoid it as much as possible; it causes problems after all and… Well man, you've just gotta face the reality. Welcome to the 21st century, where you can do anything you want, where no one except your so called family gives a flying fuck about you and where everything good is actually a great and cruel fucking lie.

"Morning." My mother, Alice Lachenmann greeted once I walked past her and started putting on my trainers. "Morning." I responded dryly and took my backpack, getting ready to walk to place of hell the most slowly I could. "What about breakfast?" "Gonna take it on my way to school." I responded simply. "But what about pancakes I made and…" "Do I look like I give a fuck?" I asked her with a raised eyebrow, making her back away with tears brimming in her eyes. Oh no, she was gonna start crying and being all crybaby on me.

That was the last thing I needed at the moment. "Orion, you've forgot your science project!" A woman with grey hair and brown eyes walked to me slowly, giving me my project for ants. I took it from my grandmother without saying anything and put it in my backpack. A man taller than hair with grey hair and blue eyes walked to her, both of them looking at me.

"What do you want, old people?" I asked them utterly annoyed. Walk to school was going to be long, and I didn't want to be late because of them! I didn't mind being late but I did mind because of them…. Grandmother Maria simply gave me a hug while Grandfather Bertram was looking at me. "Yeah, yeah, now let go of me." I broke away harshly before slamming the door.

When you enter the high school, it's one long corridor with stairs going to two upper floors. The subject I'm 'good' at is science, and I have to admit that it's interesting, but if you tell that to anyone you're dead by the next morning, now, as I was saying, we have science first class in a school laboratory. "How about we go watch it?" A guy with blonde hair and amber eyes, a little older than me, Dylan suggested.

"Yes!" A girl younger than me with black hair and green eyes, Emma cheered. Yup, that was my girlfriend. "Hi babe." I greeted her and kissed her on a cheek once I joined my group of friends. "Now what are you talking about?" "We were just talking about how we want to watch the film that's coming out this Wednesday." Zane, a brown haired and brown eyes boy commented.

I frowned. "What film?" "You know the one we've mentioned so many times!" "Oh, Guinea?" "No idiot, 'Moana'!" Dylan exclaimed. I groaned in irritation. Again, fucking Disney! When that frozen yoghurt crap was out they couldn't stop talking about it... I didn't understand why my friends still watched it with being either 18 or 17 years old. I had better things in my life than to watch some fucking Disney movie about this Guinea maiden and….

"You mean, 'Vaiana'!" Emma corrected him. "The last time you were talking about that movie it was called 'Oceania'." I pointed out in annoyance. "No, no, you've got it all wrong!" Zane argued, making me roll my eyes. Zane was a total nerd when it came to those stupid cartoons, and I knew he was going to start his rant right now.

"It's called 'Moana' which means ocean but in Italy it's called 'Oceania' because of Moana…." And it started again. "And in Europe she's called Vaiana because of trademark conflict so….." "Do I look like I give a fuck Zane?" I asked impatiently. Who gave a fuck about all of that?!

Zane frowned. "I don't get you Orion, this movie is about your heritage as well, shouldn't you be happy and…" "I don't care and I couldn't care less about this Gvaiana…" Moana…" "Maiana chick or whatever her name is!" Emma looked at me annoyed but I didn't pay attention at all. "You know what? I don't even know why I'm talking to all of you idiots!" And I marched away from all of them.

I never needed a fucking movie about ocean and I don't know what already, I hated water! This… This was all so fucking stupid! What I needed was chilling out at a good café, yeah that was it. It wasn't far from school, so the place was perfect, and no one could disturb me, which was good both for them and me.

What was the name of that brat anyway? Maiana? I took out my Samsung phone and quickly typed it in Google to see the result. And it came out as Moana, a curly haired chick with darker skin and brown eyes. Well I was more gorgeous, that was for sure. She was holding some sort of an oar and some big fat curly haired guy was next to her with some sort of a fishing hook and there were a chicken and a pig.

I really loved to eat pigs but… Why was I even bothering myself with this piece of shit? I took out another cigarette, getting ready to smoke it when a thunder could be heard. Oh fuck, it looked like it was going to be a storm! I'd better go and find that stupid café so… I started running in the direction of it. Then, another thunder was heard.

Wind started blowing violently, and suddenly, rain started falling rapidly. Suddenly, I couldn't feel the ground beneath me anymore. Instead, there was a huge hole, and that was when everything became black….

I started breathing for air rapidly and coughing. It was like… Like I was near to drowning. Slowly opening my eyes, I could see a pair of brown ones looking right in mine from above me with her curly hair around her curious face. And that was when both me and a chicken next to her started screaming….

I absolutely adore Moana, but I wanted to try out something different like this character that pretty much hates everything as you can see...I promise there's more than it is to it though and I promise to stay faithful to its culture... I'd really love to hear what you think, so reviews are much appreciated.