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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

I saw this thing twice.
I'll summarize it for you.
Ben doesn't kiss boys.

Dogma

This movie was great.
It leaves me with one question.
Why did Ben kill Matt?

Chasing Amy

Hee hee hee hee hee.
I rewound this fifty times.
But the ending sucked.

Mallrats

Very, very strange.
This movie is kind of old.
Where the heck is Matt?

Clerks

I haven't seen this.
But I really, really tried.
Blockbuster should die!!!