BOWLIN'

Parody of "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit

Written by Philip Moore

(dialogue) All right, people. It's bowling night tonight. You know the rules.

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Move in, now move out

Now roll the ball down

Back up, back up

And watch the pins fall now

Breathe in, now breathe out

Now roll the ball down

Back up, back up

And watch the pins fall now

Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on

Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on

Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on

Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on

Now, I know you'll this game right here

Here's your ball and shoes right here

Hey, can I put my name on that scoreboard there?

Hey if you I dont care, then you don't care

First ball down, I knock down eight pins

Holy crap, that's a 7-10 split

Hey, don't say that I suck

Shut the hell up

Now, just wait a sec, I'll pull off the shot

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Hey, guy, do you bowl 250? (no)

Do you know Earl Anthony? (no)

Do you have a shirt, buddy? (no)

Then you ain't no bowler (oh)

See this platinum ring right here (yeah)

I got 300 one time (cool)

So you better get some shoes (kay)

And straighten your throw line (oh)

We take the game set

200 dollar bet

Bowlin' 24/7, never hearing of a paycheck

Wood lane soldiers

Pullin' off the mad shots

Dancin' at the foul line

Actin' like a retard

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Hey ladies, hey fellas

And those who can't lift their balls

All rookies and the newbies

And those who polish their trophies

All kingpins and lanequeens

And those who bow at their knees

All strikers, gutterballers

The hell are those little arrows for?

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