"Okay Soul, here's that guy we need to kill to get 99 souls." Maka pointed to Jack the Ripper.
"Got it...makes my mouth water..." Soul licked his lips.
"You always say that..." Maka replied.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Let's just do it-"
"Meister power...Activate!" Maka's pigtails become longer, she now had black eye shadow and black lipstick on, and her jacket became red and black plaid with the DMMA logo on it.
"You didn't even change your clothes! Your still wearing the same miniskirt, the same tie, and your jacket is tacky."
"I look totally badass!" Maka claimed.
"No, no you don't." Soul groaned.
"If we keep chitchatting he'll get away!" Maka pointed out. Soul then transformed.
"YOU were the one chitchatting. Okay Maka, you take the reins now, since your the brains of this operation-"
"Your not wearing your costume." Maka said while dashing towards Jack.
"What?"
"Your not wearing your special costume!"
"It doesn't look cool on me."
"Your lucky I can talk and fight at the same time. Ah well. We'll have to do it for the final one." Maka killed Jack.
"Thank goodness it's finaly over..." Soul sighed, popping the soul of Jack into his mouth and eating it. He then reverted to his human form. "Thank you for a good meal Maka. Now, since your my girlfriend, it's time for the victory kiss." Soul kissed Maka on the cheek.
"Aw, shucks..." Maka blushed. "I love you Soul."
"Me too." Soul replied.
"Lets now report our progress." Maka said. She walked to the nearest window. "42, 42, 564, whenever you wanna knock on death's door." Maka recited. "Hello, Lord Death?" Death's room appeared. "This is Maka and Soul here."
"Nice to see you two! How are you?" Lord Death asked.
"Er...good." Maka answered.
"We have successfully murdered 99 people." Soul answered.
"Soul!" Maka exclaimed.
"But it's true Maka...we have murdered 99 people." Soul pointed out.
"What did I tell you about using the nice words? Anyway, we have collected the 99 Kishin Eggs we need for Soul to become a Death Scythe. Now, we need one witch soul." Maka announced.
"Good." Lord Death praised.
"I'll return to you with the report...hopefully." Maka replied.
"Is that Maka?! HEY MAKA!" Spirit yelled. He ran up to the mirror.
"Hey dad..." Maka groaned.
"I heard that you have slaughtered 99 people to have your weapon eat their souls and become a Death Scythe! Good job sweetheart!" Spirit congratulated. "Wait a minute, your boyfriend is with you too?"
"Of course he is dad, since he's my weapon." Maka answered.
"Listen bud, if you do anything inappropriate with my daughter, or hurt her on purpose in anyway possible, I'm gonna kill you, in my weapon form-wait...no. With my bare hands." Spirit warned. "I'll literally crush your neck!"
"Lay off on the weed, we're underage. I wouldn't do that anyway, she's not that attractive..." Soul replied.
"What?! You don't think my Maka's good enough for you?! You can at least mess around! Your a man aren't you?! I'll kill you!" Spirit threatened.
"Aw geez." Soul sighed.
"I love you Maka!" Spirit said.
"Your not my father..." Maka replied.
"On a different note, if you collect 99 souls that have left the human path, aka Kishin eggs, and one witch soul, you earn the right to become a Death Scythe. However, I've seen a lot of bitches killed in those fights. Be careful dog. If you mess up, all your kishin eggs will be confiscated." Lord Death said.
"Got it." Maka confirmed.
"Keep that in mind." Lord Death replied. The call ended.
"Maka!" Spirit sobbed.
"Reaper...chop!" Lord Death smacked Spirit with a reaper chop. "If you keep doing that, your getting another one."
"Geez, your old man is totally not cool."
"That's why I hate him with all my heart." Maka replied. "Anyway, we need to find the house of Blair."
"I heard witches are totally ugly, so I'll be able to slaughter her no prob."
"No, witches can look attractive, just like human women. Soul, you got to stop stereotyping people. Only stick with the facts, that's my motto."
"You run a tough bargain."
When they finally found Blair's house
"This must be where that witch Blair lives!" Maka exclaimed.
"Cool pumpkin house. It's gonna taste so good. It's not manly to just sneak in. Ima go ambush her!"
"Hey Soul, wait! We gotta be sensible, she's not like the others."
"Here I go!"
"Hold on! I wasn't done with my speech!" Maka said. Soul crashed through the window. "SHE'S NAKED!"
"Are you okay little boy?" Blair asked. Soul got a nosebleed.
"Yeah, I'm totally fine. As a cool guy, well...I've seen my girlfriend naked plenty of times." Soul shrugged off.
"You have a pretty good nosebleed..." Blair replied. Soul sat up.
"Never mind the chitchat, your soul is-" Soul started.
"Soul! You idiot!" Maka yelled, hitting him sending him flying.
"Ow..." Soul said when he landed.
"Ahem. Your soul is mine!" Maka declared.
"Hey, you okay little boy?" Blair asked. Soul got another nosebleed.
"Turn into a sycthe now..." Maka prompted
"Yeah, yeah...Ahem, miss witch, I'm gonna eat your soul now." Soul announced.
"Witch?" Blair questioned. Soul turned into a scythe. "Oh...wow. Anyway, are you the lucky girlfriend?
"Y-Yeah..." Maka replied.
"I was expecting someone with a bigger chest..." Blair mentioned.
"My breasts are a fine size, thank you very much!" Maka scoffed.
"Well, at least your legs are nice. And your butt." Blair complimented. Maka blushed.
"I mostly like her for the personality ya know..." Soul replied. And her cooking. He thought. "Anyway, we're gonna kill you now."
"How cute. I kinda like you." Blair chuckled. "Hand over the scythe?" She asked. Maka stood her ground.
"Pumpkin, Pumpkin...Halloween cannon!" Blair blasted Maka and Soul out of her house.
Scene cut.
"Mr. Death Scythe, your so handsome!" A lady said to Spirit. "Oh, you have a daughter don't you? What is she like?" The lady asked.
"Hold on, don't ask that..." Another lady warned.
"Huh, why not?" The lady asked.
"He can't keep his hands off women, as you can see. He isn't getting along with his wife because of that." The lady answered.
"Oh..."
"They ended up in the middle of divorcing."
"Ah..."
"His daughter even hates him!"
"Sounds complicated."
"Maka!" Spirit yelled. "It isn't like that!" Spirit ran off. "I love you more then anything! I'm telling the truth!" Spirit ran back in and paid. Then he started to walk out of the door in a slump.
"Mr Death Scythe. Be sure to come again!" The ladies said.
"Yep..." He replied. "Bye!" He ran out the door.
Several failed attempts later...
Maka and Blair were fighting in town square. Blair blasted pumpkins, and Maka dodged them.
"You can't beat me!" Blair giggled.
"What are you doing, numbskull?!" Soul questioned.
"Shut up!"
"That's because of your stupid nosebleeds, right?"
"Huh?" Soul growled
"Men are such perverts..."
"Now little scythe boy, if your gonna fight with her, how about you come over here and be mine, hmm?
"No way! I'm his meister!"
"You don't say...I'll just need to kill you!" Blair launched a black ribbon-like attack. Maka dodged it and countered. Only the pumpkin Blair was sitting on got sliced.
"Where is she?" Maka wondered.
"Pumpkin, pumpkin, smashing pumpkin!" Blair cried. Maka got caught in the explosion. Blair grabbed her by the leg with a black ribbon-like thing. Blair flung her to a nearby roof. Her scythe managed to stab into the wood, allowing her to backflip onto the roof.
Scene change
"That was great..." Spirit said to himself.
"Bro your daughter's totally in serious trouble and you were off chilling somewhere else?" Lord Death asked.
"Huh? Did something happen to Maka?" Spirit asked.
"She's backed into a corner, and will die homie." Lord Death replied.
"What?" He questioned. "Hold on Maka!" Spirit transformed partially into a scythe.
"Hold on a minute. We can't just go in and kill her."
"Maka..."
"Still...something feels off about that witch. Bad vibes."
Back to the fight
"Hey Soul, is something wrong?" Maka asked.
"Maka..."
"Soul...?" Maka questioned. Soul untransformed.
"I've had enough." He let go of Maka's hand.
"Soul what are you doing!?" She yelled.
"I'm afraid I can't be your boyfriend anymore, it's too hard." Soul turned around. "I'm going to be Blair's boyfriend from now on! Her scythe too!"
"Really?" Blair asked.
"Yeah! Get your hands off Maka, you idiot!" Spirit cheered. Lord Death gave Spirit a reaper chop.
"Take a chill pill." He said.
With Maka and Soul
"Blair! You deluding Soul with your magic aren't you?" Maka asked.
"Nope...she's sexier then you." Soul corrected.
"She is such a fine woman!" Spirit agreed. He got another reaper chop.
"Shut your mouth bitch."
"I can't believe this! Men just go for the hottest women everytime! I decided to trust you, and you betrayed me! Why do men do that?!" Maka asked.
"How would I know? Cool men don't go around betraying their girlfriends after all. Maka!" Soul reached out his hand. Maka ran towards him and grabbed it. He transformed. Maka dealt the finishing blow. Blair died and her body disappeared, leaving her soul behind. Soul grabbed it. "We did it Maka..."
"Yeah. Thank you Soul.
"The issue isn't about the form. The issue is the soul, right?" Soul asked.
"Once you eat that..."
"Yeah, I can become a Death Scythe!" Soul ate it. He could feel a spike in power. "I can feel it! The power!" Soul suddenly stopped. "And it's gone." Soul burped.
"Seriously?" Maka reacted. A cat suddenly started walking by. It sat down and meowed. Soul and Maka got confused.
"You wouldn't be..."
"Did I say I was a witch? Meow." Blair pointed out. She transformed back into a human. "I'm just a powerful magical cat girl, see?"
"Huh?!" Soul and Maka replied.
With Lord Death and Spirit
"Turns out she was a cat..." Lord Death said.
"I don't care if I'll get arrested for zoophilia! I have decided, I will be your cat toy-" Spirit started, but he was interrupted by a reaper chop.
"Wait...does that mean I devoured 99 kishin eggs, and one cat soul?!" Soul questioned.
"Oh...now that you mention that..." Maka remembered. "If you mess up man, all your kishin eggs will be confiscated. "Which means...we failed!" Maka yelled.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it!" Soul got on his motorcycle and rode off with Maka.
"I'm a failure! Now I'll have to start all over again!" Maka sobbed.
End of chapter one. Chapter two preview proceeding...
"An assassin, who hides in the shadows, and moves with the darkness..." The narrator introduced. "His name...Blackstar!"
"Those guys the target Tsubaki?" Black-star asked.
"Yes, Al Capone and his men. I'd say there's about a hundred of them.
"Two against a hundred, huh? Perfect odds."
"Black Star...let's go recover all the souls that have left the human path, and have become Kishin eggs."
"Wielder of the magic weapon Tsubaki. However, this boy had a problem."
"Lets go." Blackstar dashed into the room.
"Chapter two, Blackstar!" The narrator announced.
End of chapter preview.